Phyllis Diller Quotes #14475

Phyllis Diller Quotes #14475

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You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. Phyllis Diller
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Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off. Phyllis Diller
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room. Phyllis Diller
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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. Phyllis Diller
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. Phyllis Diller
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You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. Phyllis Diller
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You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. Phyllis Diller
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His finest hour lasted a minute and a half. Phyllis Diller
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller
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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. Phyllis Diller
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