Phyllis Diller Quotes #14475

Phyllis Diller Quotes #14475

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Living in Hollywood is like living in a lit cigar butt. Phyllis Diller
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When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. Phyllis Diller
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I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. Phyllis Diller
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Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped. Phyllis Diller
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My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle Phyllis Diller
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This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. Phyllis Diller
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There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. Phyllis Diller
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The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. Phyllis Diller
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My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. Phyllis Diller
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Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! Phyllis Diller
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