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Living in Hollywood is like living in a lit cigar butt. Phyllis Diller
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I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on. Phyllis Diller
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self-pity is better than none. Phyllis Diller
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... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular. Phyllis Diller
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All I ever learned at my mother's knee was what a bony knee looked like. Phyllis Diller
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Absolutely nothing was happening in my marriage. I nicknamed my waterbed, Lake Placid! Phyllis Diller
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I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to. Phyllis Diller
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Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing. Phyllis Diller
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I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren. Phyllis Diller
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How do you know they're growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher. Phyllis Diller
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