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Phyllis Diller



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You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. Phyllis Diller
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I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned. Phyllis Diller
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Living in Hollywood is like living in a lit cigar butt. Phyllis Diller
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Comedy is tragedy revisited. Phyllis Diller
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All mothers are working mothers. Phyllis Diller
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Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off. Phyllis Diller
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room. Phyllis Diller
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I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. Phyllis Diller
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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. Phyllis Diller
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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. Phyllis Diller
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