Phyllis Diller Quotes #14469

Phyllis Diller Quotes #14469

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You've got to realize that when all goes well, and everything is beautiful, you have no comedy. It's when somebody steps on the bride's train, or belches during the ceremony that you've got comedy! Phyllis Diller
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. Phyllis Diller
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You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. Phyllis Diller
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All mothers are working mothers. Phyllis Diller
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Living in Hollywood is like living in a lit cigar butt. Phyllis Diller
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Comedy is tragedy revisited. Phyllis Diller
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I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned. Phyllis Diller
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When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. Phyllis Diller
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I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. Phyllis Diller
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I became a stand-up comedienne because I had a sit-down husband. Phyllis Diller
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