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Woody Allen
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I love baseball. You know, it does' have to mean anything. It's just very beautiful to watch. Woody Allen
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In life, one is entitled to a side dish of either coleslaw or potato salad, and the choice must be made in terror, with the knowledge that not only is our time on earth limited but most kitchens close at ten. Woody Allen
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What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have. Woody Allen
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There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again! Woody Allen
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At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings. Woody Allen
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Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right. Woody Allen
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Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special. Woody Allen
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That's one of the nice things about writing, or any art; if the thing's real, it just lives. Woody Allen
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It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. Woody Allen
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Raised by two mothers...wow, most of us barely survive one Woody Allen
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While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like. Woody Allen
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Fantasy is only a state of mind that you can employ when existing in a real context. Woody Allen
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If you don't have fun doing the film, then the results of the film will never give you any fun. Woody Allen
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If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field. Woody Allen
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Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That's life - and chess. Woody Allen
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I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her. Woody Allen
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One of the interesting things is, the most gifted people, the biggest people, have no problem taking small roles. Woody Allen
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If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. Woody Allen
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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing Embraceable You in spats. Woody Allen
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He never made the ten-most-wanted list. It's very unfair voting. It's who you know. Woody Allen
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A relationship, I think, is, is like a shark, you know, it has to constantly move forward or it dies, and I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. Woody Allen
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things. Woody Allen
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That's one of the nice things about writing, or any art; if the thing's real, it just lives. Woody Allen
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. Woody Allen
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Woody Allen
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. Woody Allen
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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job. Woody Allen
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He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian. Woody Allen
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . Woody Allen
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Marriage is the death of hope. Woody Allen
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. Woody Allen
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Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there. Woody Allen
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More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly. Woody Allen
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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one consider that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. Woody Allen
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I think crime pays. The hours are good and you travel a lot. Woody Allen
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I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat. Woody Allen
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