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Will Rogers
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers

Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out. Will Rogers

Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. Will Rogers

There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set. If you have lost anybody anywhere and don't know where they are, they are in Hollywood trying to get in the movies. Will Rogers

God made man a little lower than the angels, and he has been getting a little lower ever since. Will Rogers

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I"ve traveled a long way and some of the roads were' paved. Will Rogers

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364. Will Rogers

With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea! Will Rogers

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with. Will Rogers

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. Will Rogers

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president? Will Rogers

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco. Will Rogers

Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake. Will Rogers

When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order. Will Rogers

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man. Will Rogers

The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem. Will Rogers

We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there. Will Rogers

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.' Will Rogers

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will Rogers

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. Will Rogers

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. Will Rogers

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. Will Rogers

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was. Will Rogers

Politicians, after all, are not over a year behind public opinion. Will Rogers

A king can stand people's fighting but he can't last long if people start thinking. Will Rogers

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Will Rogers

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Will Rogers

Wine had such ill effects on Noah's health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a total abstainer that ever lived that long. Will Rogers

If you don't like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it'll change. Will Rogers

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership.' Will Rogers

Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus one. Will Rogers

There is not a better day in the world to be spent than with a lot of wise old cowmen around barbecued beef, black coffee and good free holy beans. Will Rogers

When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even his business is partly non-essential. Will Rogers

A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination. Will Rogers

I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is - they like to run their own business. I know men that would -make my wife a better husband than I am but, darn it, I'm not going to give her to 'em Will Rogers

The crime of taxation is not in the taking it, it's in the way that it's spent. Will Rogers

Technocracy wants to do everything by machinery. Machinery is doing just fine. If it can't kill you, it will put you out of work. Will Rogers

If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be doubled Will Rogers

We are sure living in a peculiar time. You get morefor not working than you will for working, and morefor not raising a hog than for raising it. Will Rogers

I never met a man that I didn't like. Will Rogers

Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial. Will Rogers

The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can't even agree among our own judges? Will Rogers

If Wall Street paid a tax on every "game" they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on. Will Rogers

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone. Will Rogers

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up. Will Rogers

Congress is deadlocked and can't act. Will Rogers

This would be a great world to dance in if we didn't have to pay the fiddler. Will Rogers

A company is known by the people it keeps. Will Rogers

People learn more from observation that they do from conversation. Will Rogers

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach. Will Rogers

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair. Will Rogers

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned. Will Rogers

If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business. Will Rogers

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. Will Rogers

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. Will Rogers

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them. Will Rogers

They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter. Will Rogers

If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh. Will Rogers

Congress is deadlocked and ca' act. Will Rogers

This would be a great world to dance in if we did' have to pay the fiddler. Will Rogers

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow. Will Rogers

A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them. Will Rogers

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me. Will Rogers

Personally, I have always felt the best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to just know. Will Rogers

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. Will Rogers

The Nineteenth Amendment-I think that's the one that made Women humans by Act of Congress. Will Rogers

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U. S. Senators. There ought to be one day (just one) when there is open season on senators. Will Rogers

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity. Will Rogers

My forefather didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat. Will Rogers

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. Will Rogers



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