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Will Rogers
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
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Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364. Will Rogers
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We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there. Will Rogers
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The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem. Will Rogers
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Politicians, after all, are not over a year behind public opinion. Will Rogers
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A king can stand people's fighting but he can't last long if people start thinking. Will Rogers
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Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Will Rogers
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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Will Rogers
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Wine had such ill effects on Noah's health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a total abstainer that ever lived that long. Will Rogers
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If you don't like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it'll change. Will Rogers
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership.' Will Rogers
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Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus one. Will Rogers
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There is not a better day in the world to be spent than with a lot of wise old cowmen around barbecued beef, black coffee and good free holy beans. Will Rogers
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When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even his business is partly non-essential. Will Rogers
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination. Will Rogers
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I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is - they like to run their own business. I know men that would -make my wife a better husband than I am but, darn it, I'm not going to give her to 'em Will Rogers
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The crime of taxation is not in the taking it, it's in the way that it's spent. Will Rogers
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Technocracy wants to do everything by machinery. Machinery is doing just fine. If it can't kill you, it will put you out of work. Will Rogers
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If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be doubled Will Rogers
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We are sure living in a peculiar time. You get morefor not working than you will for working, and morefor not raising a hog than for raising it. Will Rogers
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I never met a man that I didn't like. Will Rogers
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Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out. Will Rogers
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I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.' Will Rogers
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will Rogers
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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. Will Rogers
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The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. Will Rogers
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. Will Rogers
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The schools ain't what they used to be and never was. Will Rogers
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With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea! Will Rogers
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Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. Will Rogers
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president? Will Rogers
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Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco. Will Rogers
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Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with. Will Rogers
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We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. Will Rogers
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God made man a little lower than the angels, and he has been getting a little lower ever since. Will Rogers
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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I"ve traveled a long way and some of the roads were' paved. Will Rogers
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Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake. Will Rogers
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When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order. Will Rogers
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There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set. If you have lost anybody anywhere and don't know where they are, they are in Hollywood trying to get in the movies. Will Rogers
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I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man. Will Rogers
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. Will Rogers
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. Will Rogers
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair. Will Rogers
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. Will Rogers
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Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. Will Rogers
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work. Will Rogers
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression. Will Rogers
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No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has. Will Rogers
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I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. Will Rogers
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Things will get better - despite our efforts to improve them. Will Rogers
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Nothing makes a man broad-minded like adversity. Will Rogers
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Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out. Will Rogers
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I love words but I don't like strange ones. You don't understand them and they don't understand you. Old words is like old friends, you know 'em the minute you see 'em. Will Rogers
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In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough. Will Rogers
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If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics. Will Rogers
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I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with. Will Rogers
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A Republican moves slowly. They are what we call conservatives. A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and doesn't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money. A Democrat is a fellow who never had any, but doesn't see any reason why he shouldn't have some. Will Rogers
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You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one Will Rogers
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Be a politician; no training necessary. Will Rogers
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We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good. Will Rogers
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In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em. Will Rogers
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I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy. Will Rogers
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Farmers spend more time at Conventions than they do plowing. Will Rogers
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Just read the farm relief bill. It's just a political version of Einstein's last theory. If a farmer could understand it, he certainly would know more than to farm. He would be a professor at Harvard. Will Rogers
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There is a horse here-the furthest north of any horse, and he eats fish and travels on snowshoes. Will Rogers
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Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can't figure out. Will Rogers
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There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made. Will Rogers
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I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it. Will Rogers
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I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to honest work than any other days in the year. Will Rogers
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A fanatic is always the fellow that is on the opposite side. Will Rogers
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