Uncle Kracker Quotes & Wallpapers

Uncle Kracker
Total Quotes: 7

I am a dog that loves my fleas. Uncle Kracker

I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world. Uncle Kracker

The only thing that kept me out of college was high school. Uncle Kracker

You make me smile like the sun, fall out bed, sing like a bird, dizzy in my head. Spin like a record crazy on a sunday night. You make me dance like a fool, forget how to breath, shine like the sun buzz like a bee, just the thought of you can drive me wild. Oh you make me smile. Uncle Kracker

Kids today look at me like I'm Neil Young. Nirvana is the band their parents listen to. Uncle Kracker

I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem. Uncle Kracker

Well, it's great that critics are comparing me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice. Uncle Kracker

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