Robin Williams Quotes & Wallpapers

Robin Williams
Total Quotes: 461

It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead. Robin Williams

On rides you see things that trigger ideas. And most the time it's just not doing anything but riding ... letting it all go. Robin Williams

We were totally opposite - me coming from the West Coast and a junior college, and him [ Christopher Reeve] from the hard-core Ivy League. He used to be the studly studly of all studlies, and I was the little fool ferret boy. Robin Williams

We are surrounded by a lot of failed ecosystems; the moon being one, Mars, Venus. There?s evidence of water on Mars and rivers and it didn't take. Also, we have planets to guard us like Jupiter and Saturn that take the hits of the comets. It is miraculous that we exist on this planet, that it took. Robin Williams

Ever since my children were born, the moment I looked at them I was crazy about them. Once I held them I was hooked. I am addicted to my children sir. I love them with all my heart and the idea of someone telling me I can't be with them, I can't see them everyday. Well, it's like someone saying I can't have air. Robin Williams

Be prepared for luck. Robin Williams

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs Robin Williams

What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity and decency and, God forbid, maybe even humor. Death is not the enemy, gentlemen. If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference. Robin Williams

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. Robin Williams

All the new people you meet, it's pretty amazing. The vampire needs new blood. And there is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful. Robin Williams

I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?' Robin Williams

Oh, no. To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure. Robin Williams

Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers. Robin Williams

What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before. Robin Williams

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that. Robin Williams

Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them. Robin Williams

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams

From the point of view of being in the public radar, comedians have less problems than other actors. Action movie stars like Stallone or Schwarzenegger usually attract the more aggressive fans. Robin Williams

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself. Robin Williams

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family? Robin Williams

Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started. Robin Williams

Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly. Robin Williams

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there. Robin Williams

When in doubt, go for the dick joke. Robin Williams

Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. Robin Williams

What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino. Robin Williams

His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons. Robin Williams

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. Robin Williams

But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. Robin Williams

I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time. Robin Williams

If I ever asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked a woman and been totally vulnerable. Robin Williams

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill. Robin Williams

In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant. Robin Williams

I love doing live action movies, but there's a great job in doing animation, especially one with music. Robin Williams

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence. Robin Williams

Jamie Kilstein is amazing and I will be spreading the word. He has the spark that energized my conscience. We need more comedians kicking it hard the way he does every night Robin Williams

If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary. Robin Williams

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees Robin Williams

Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle." ? Robin Williams

The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material. Robin Williams

Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon. Robin Williams

We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. Robin Williams

I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform is the need for that primal connection. When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person. Robin Williams

How much more can you give? Other than, literally, open-heart surgery onstage? Not much. But the only cure you have right now is the honesty of going, this is who you are. I know who I am. Robin Williams

I got to ninth grade and there was wrestling, and I went, 'Wait a minute, this is fun.' Basically, it was a chance for a small kid like me to get a chance to wail on another small kid. I went, 'I love this.' The discipline of it was great. Plus, I really started to be good at it. Robin Williams

The Chinese had accused the Tibetans of being terrorists, which is weird. A Tibetan terrorist is like an Amish hacker. It just doesn't fit. Robin Williams

In California, we are a sixty percent Hispanic state, we elected an Austrian governor. Even old Nazis are going That's weird. Robin Williams

I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break? Robin Williams

I want to do a movie, but it has to be the right movie, whether it's independent or a studio movie. I'm much more open to being a supporting actor. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it. Robin Williams

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal. Robin Williams

Sometimes, keeping track of people. It's always a weird combination of worrying so much about the outside world, and not... you have to be more aware of the inner circle, the folks that matter. Robin Williams

Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone. Robin Williams

Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card. Robin Williams

The French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be safe. Robin Williams

Thank you. How-DY! Whoops, wrong opera house. How do you like the play, Mr. Lincoln? Duck! Robin Williams

I'd like to start the show by showing you something I'm very proud of. You'll have to step back, though. Robin Williams

Welcome to Washington, D.C., where the buck stops here! And then it's handed out to AIG and many others. Robin Williams

And you know that if they legalize it, they'll have to regulate it, which means that they'll have to put a message on a box of joints, it'll say, Surgeon General has determined this will make your music...awesome! Even Yanni. And if you think you liked cartoons before... Robin Williams

There is one man that we can run for office that even the French would say Fuck off! That Jack Nicholson. Yes! You will never have a sex scandal with Jack because he has fucked everyone! Robin Williams

And if you're looking for Sarah Palin's new book, it is a bitch to find! I found it somewhere between fiction and non-fiction, in the fantasy aisle. Robin Williams

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go omg, omg, wtf, zzz? Is that rude? Robin Williams

In truth I never really liked any of the heavy drugs, because normally my energy is up when I'm performing, and that's about it. Cocaine is nothing new. It's the pressure, I think. People use it to relieve that, and for me it is about getting numb and forgetting. I have a reverse metabolic reaction to the stuff. Robin Williams

My preference is live performance, because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. Robin Williams

I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone. Robin Williams

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. Robin Williams

I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal. Robin Williams

My style is bad white-boy dancing. I can do swing a little bit, but nothing beyond that. My solo dancing is sad. I use my arms, badly. Robin Williams

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! Robin Williams

I bought one of the first Nintendo systems and brought that home, and we were playing 'Legend of Zelda' at the time, and it was addicting, and I was playing it for hours and hours and hours. Robin Williams

I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, 'My boy's got learnin'!' Robin Williams

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