Oliver Gaspirtz Quotes & Wallpapers

Total Quotes: 14

You only live once, so enjoy the ride. Oliver Gaspirtz

Imagine a wall that's green on one side and red on the other. You stand on one side and only see green. I stand on the other side and only see red. We'll both be right about the color we see, even though we disagree on what color the wall is. Being able to realize that the other person has a valid point, even if you disagree with it, that's maturity. Oliver Gaspirtz

Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy that ends in death and grief. Oliver Gaspirtz

Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born. Oliver Gaspirtz

Just because everyone CAN publish a book these days, doesn't mean everyone SHOULD. The world doesn't need 1000 knock-offs of 50 Shades of Grey. I'm not so sure the world even needed ONE 50 Shades of Grey. Oliver Gaspirtz

It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot. Oliver Gaspirtz

Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse. Oliver Gaspirtz

A fish tank is just interactive television for cats. Oliver Gaspirtz

Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves. Oliver Gaspirtz

Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die, you don't get to enjoy the money. Oliver Gaspirtz

A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell. Oliver Gaspirtz

Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves. Oliver Gaspirtz

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates. Oliver Gaspirtz

Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit. Oliver Gaspirtz

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