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George Carlin
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To me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups. George Carlin
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Comedy, I figured, was the thing that came to me the most easily. Playing the trumpet and piano took practice. I thought that was a waste of time. I'd go out on the street corner and be funny. In a minute. George Carlin
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I set out to become a comedian, and I said in order to do that the first thing I'll do is become a disc jockey and know my pop music. I like it, my voice is good, and I can start out getting confidence without an audience in front of me. George Carlin
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There was a built-in audience for the rebel in me that had been all along not expressing himself. George Carlin
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Suddenly, I was thirty, very unhappy entertaining people in their forties, and here came a group of people in their teens and twenties who had similar anti-authority problems and similar dreams and wishes, hopes for mankind. So I gravitated toward them. George Carlin
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When you start in the childhood period, when you begin to form a comic sense, it was the radio comedians - from the last days of radio and the first days of television. And Spike Jones. And the Marx Brothers. They represented anarchy. They took things that were nice and decent and proper, and they tore them to shreds. That attracted me. George Carlin
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Whereas your blackness, ethnicity, homosexuality is something that might be genetic, I can't touch that, and I have no right. George Carlin
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Everything that you know about yourself comes from thinking back, and I think I saw religion as the first big betrayal of me. George Carlin
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Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species. George Carlin
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Everybody in America is a part of this big herd of cattle being led to the marketplace, not to be sold, which is usual with cattle, but to do the buying. And everyone is branded. George Carlin
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I was trying to get out of the night clubs and was thinking maybe I'll go to the colleges now; that's where you can speak your mind. George Carlin
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Besides the drugs and counterculture, I started talking about myself, which is the first thing you do when you are a writer. George Carlin
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For a long time, I've distinguished between entertainer and performer and entertainer and artist. To me, an entertainer is someone who pleases others, and an artist tries to please himself. George Carlin
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I think of myself as an entertainer: I'm a performing entertainer, I'm a stand-up comic. But there's an artist at work here, too. One who interprets his world through his own filter. George Carlin
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I just love it when I hear a little commotion, someone leaving. When I see those doors in the back . . . George Carlin
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Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. George Carlin
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