Erma Bombeck Quotes & Wallpapers

Erma Bombeck
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. Erma Bombeck
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. Erma Bombeck
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You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates. Erma Bombeck
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Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League. Erma Bombeck
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Many people are intimidated by doctors. ... People also feel stupid when they don't understand what a doctor's talking about the first time around, so they don't ask again. And let's be honest here, people. English is not a doctor's first language. Erma Bombeck
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I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill. Erma Bombeck
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I lost everything in the post-natal depression. Erma Bombeck
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If the nest is truly empty, who owns all this junk? Erma Bombeck
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Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket. Erma Bombeck
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Those magazine dieting stories always have the testimonial of a woman who wore a dress that could slipcover New Jersey in one photo and thirty days later looked like a well-dressed thermometer. Erma Bombeck
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I'm going to stop punishing my children by saying, "Never mind! I'll do it myself. Erma Bombeck
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Grandmas can shed the yoke of responsibility, relax and enjoy their grandchildren in a way that was not possible when they were raising their own children. And they can glow in the realisation that here is their seed of life that will harvest generations to come. Erma Bombeck
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Never loan your car to anyone to whom you've given birth. Erma Bombeck
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