Erma Bombeck Quotes & Wallpapers

Erma Bombeck
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Erma Bombeck
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When you're an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others. Erma Bombeck
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I have always felt that too much time was given before the birth, which is spent learning things like how to breathe in and out with your husband (I had my baby when they gave you a shot in the hip and you didn't wake up until the kid was ready to start school), and not enough time given to how to mother after the baby is born. Erma Bombeck
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Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world. Erma Bombeck
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Many people are intimidated by doctors. ... People also feel stupid when they don't understand what a doctor's talking about the first time around, so they don't ask again. And let's be honest here, people. English is not a doctor's first language. Erma Bombeck
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I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill. Erma Bombeck
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I lost everything in the post-natal depression. Erma Bombeck
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If the nest is truly empty, who owns all this junk? Erma Bombeck
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Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket. Erma Bombeck
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Those magazine dieting stories always have the testimonial of a woman who wore a dress that could slipcover New Jersey in one photo and thirty days later looked like a well-dressed thermometer. Erma Bombeck
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Grandmas can shed the yoke of responsibility, relax and enjoy their grandchildren in a way that was not possible when they were raising their own children. And they can glow in the realisation that here is their seed of life that will harvest generations to come. Erma Bombeck
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Most children's first words are 'Mama' or 'Daddy.' Mine were, 'Do I have to use my own money?' Erma Bombeck
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Never loan your car to anyone to whom you've given birth. Erma Bombeck
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