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Ellen Degeneres
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I think furniture is art. I don't think art is just for your walls - I think everything that someone has made is a piece of art. Ellen Degeneres
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It would be horrible to live with someone who didn't like the same things you like. Ellen Degeneres
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Emote. It's okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling. Ellen Degeneres
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If there weren't blacks, Jews and gays, there would no Oscars. Or anyone named Oscar, if you think about that. Ellen Degeneres
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There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans Ellen Degeneres
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It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success. Ellen Degeneres
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Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never. And how dare you! I will take no further questions. Ellen Degeneres
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I'm just saying we can all work on our manners. We can say please and thank you. We can be punctual. We can just be nicer to one another. It's something we have in our power to do. It reminds me of that Margaret Mead quote: "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. Ellen Degeneres
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Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldn't just go on the Internet and tweet it out. There was only one way to do it. You had to go outside and scream at the top of your lungs, 'I ate waffles for breakfast!' That's why so many people ended up in institutions. They seemed crazy, but when you think about it, they were just ahead of their time. Ellen Degeneres
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I won't have a hard time being brutally honest. But I won't be mean. You don't have to be mean to be honest. Ellen Degeneres
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Sometimes something being taken away from you is exactly what you need to take a look at yourself. Ellen Degeneres
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Beauty is' between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical. Ellen Degeneres
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Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. "Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic." "Traffic, huh? How do you think I got here; helicoptered in!?" Ellen Degeneres
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Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive? Ellen Degeneres
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Asking who's the 'man' and who's the 'woman' in a same-sex relationship is like asking which chopstick is the fork. Ellen Degeneres
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When I was younger I thought success was something different. I thought, " When I grow up, I want to be famous. I want to be a star. I want to be in movies. When I grow up I want to see the world, drive nice cars. I want to have groupies." But my idea of success is different today. For me, the most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and not to give into peer pressure, to try to be something that you're not. To live your life as an honest and compassionate person. To contribute in some way. Ellen Degeneres
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My life is perfect even when it's not. Ellen Degeneres
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You're gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance. Ellen Degeneres
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For someone like me, who loves to sweat and push herself, it's a challenge to slow down, to sit, to breathe and hold poses. Ellen Degeneres
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners. But there was always a voice saying, You should be doing something different. And it was usually my boss and I was being fired. Ellen Degeneres
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there. Ellen Degeneres
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You talk to some people who are opposed to same sex marriage, and they'll say, 'If we allow that, what's next? Will people want to marry animals?'...You have to wonder about people who go straight to that idea - and they think WE'RE weird! Ellen Degeneres
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It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they are what make us unique. And that's what I know for sure... I think. Ellen Degeneres
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I get those fleeting, beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and then the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, I'm a human trying to make it through in this world. Ellen Degeneres
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I talked to Beyonce and she wants to learn how to speak Arabic and she wants to jump out of an airplane. I don't want to do that. I just don't want to wash my hair every day. Ellen Degeneres
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The only thing I really recommend, if you're starting out in stand-up is to not try to copy anybody else. You can be influenced by people. I was influenced by Steve Martin and Bob Newhart and Woody Allen, but I never tried to be someone else. I always tried to be myself. And the reason people are successful is they're unique. Ellen Degeneres
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The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime's Funniest Person in America. And that's a really tough title to travel around with when you're not even known. Ellen Degeneres
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If you're going to be honest with yourself, you have to admit that you go into show business wanting people to talk about you and wanting everyone to know who you are. But that also means there are going to be a whole bunch of people who don't like you. No matter who you are. Ellen Degeneres
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The reason I do what I do is because I was influenced by Steve Martin, by Woody Allen, by Bob Newhart, by Carol Burnett, by Lucille Ball. Ellen Degeneres
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The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed. Ellen Degeneres
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If we do' want to define ourselves by things as superficial as our appearances, we"re stuck with the revolting alternative of being judged by our actions. Ellen Degeneres
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If someone ever says you're weird, say thank you. Ellen Degeneres
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong - normally you wouldn't say, thank God I have gas. Ellen Degeneres
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Hosting the Emmys is a challenge for me. I guess it's the equivalent of someone who needs to climb a mountain or jump out of a plane. It's that kind of thing, where this could go terribly wrong. And I love the feeling of when it goes right. Ellen Degeneres
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You know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools. Ellen Degeneres
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Be true to yourself and everything will be fine. Ellen Degeneres
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It`s hard when paparazzi are photographing every single thing you do. I'm sure a lot of people made mistakes - they just were not documented the way they are now. Ellen Degeneres
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You listen to any monologue on late-night TV or just in general, to people talking, and there's always a joke at someone's expense. It's sarcasm; it's nasty. Kids grow up hearing that, and they think that's what humor is, and they think it's OK. But that negativity permeates the entire planet. Ellen Degeneres
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I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more. Ellen Degeneres
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The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head. Ellen Degeneres
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...To be honest, I'd be the last person who should be doling out gardeinng advice. I don't have the patience for growing things. Yes, I realize there's nothing quite as satisfying as eating food that you've pulled up from the ground and that's why, at the height of the planting season, I bury cans of tomato soup in my backyard and dig them up in late spring. Ellen Degeneres
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If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9 or something. Just read up on the traits of a Gemini. Suddenly you're a multitasker who loves the color yellow. Because not only do you get stuck with them combo gift, you get the combo song. "We wish you a merry Christmas - and happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas - happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Ye - Birthday, Terry! Ellen Degeneres
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I cannot believe they haven't yet come up with a better screening process than the mammogram. If a man had to put his special parts inside a clamp to test him for anything, I think they would come up with a new plan before the doctor finished saying, "Put that thing there so I can crush it. Ellen Degeneres
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Contribute to the world. Help people. Help one person. Help someone cross the street today. Help someone with directions unless you have a terrible sense of direction. Help someone who is trying to help you. Just help. Make an impact. Show someone you care. Say yes instead of no. Say something nice. Smile. Make eye contact. Hug. Kiss. Get naked. Ellen Degeneres
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Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain,you hear what they're saying and that boosts your health and happiness. "Knock Knock... Who's There?.. Little endorphin... Little endorphin who?... Little Endorphin Annie." And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? Its Science. Ellen Degeneres
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I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush. Ellen Degeneres
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I prefer to believe that people are good and honest and respect me enough to tell me the truth. It's not easy to find those people all the time, but they're out there. Ellen Degeneres
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The word "yoga" literally means "uniting", because when you're doing it you are uniting your mind and your body. You can tell this almost immediately because your mind will be thinking, "Ouch, that hurts," and your body will say, "I know." And your mind will think, "You have to get out of this position." And your body will say, "I agree with you, but I can't right now. I think I'm stuck. Ellen Degeneres
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You're never too old to play. You're only too old for low-rise jeans. Ellen Degeneres
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We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy. Ellen Degeneres
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And the bottom line is we are who we are-we look a certain way, we talk a certain way, we walk a certain way. I strut because I'm a supermodel, and sometimes I gallop for fun. When we learn to accept that, other people learn to accept us. So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer. Ellen Degeneres
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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen Degeneres
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