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Ellen Degeneres
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Comedy can be, especially in a writer's room, really aggressive, kind of a very male-dominated room, and it would be hard for women. It's not a nurturing place. It's not like a lot of women are going to say, I can't wait to live that lifestyle and be in a writer's room until 2 or 3 a.m. Ellen Degeneres
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There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I would be able to play golf which I don't seem to have time now. Ellen Degeneres
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I'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short and has white hair. Ellen Degeneres
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I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that. Ellen Degeneres
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Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex. Ellen Degeneres
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And the bottom line is we are who we are-we look a certain way, we talk a certain way, we walk a certain way. I strut because I'm a supermodel, and sometimes I gallop for fun. When we learn to accept that, other people learn to accept us. So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer. Ellen Degeneres
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Beauty isn't between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical. Ellen Degeneres
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You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic. Ellen Degeneres
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When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important. Ellen Degeneres
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The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. Ellen Degeneres
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Find out who you are and figure out what you believe in. Even if it's different from what your neighbors believe in and different from what your parents believe in. Stay true to yourself. Have your own opinion. Don't worry about what people say about you or think about you. Let the naysayers nay. They will eventually grow tired of naying. Ellen Degeneres
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Haiku sounds like I'm Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello. Ellen Degeneres
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Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen. Ellen Degeneres
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Though you feel you're not where you're suppose to be, you shouldn't worry because that next turn that you take, it will lead you to where you wanna go. Ellen Degeneres
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I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words. Ellen Degeneres
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My name is Ellen and I'm a vegetarian. Just to add another label to me: I am a lesbian, aquarian and vegetarian. I've said it... Ellen Degeneres
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It's so much better for me to do a talk show. You still have that energy of the audience, and the audience is just as important as that guest that's sitting next to me. It's not about me and that guest exchanging energy and talking. It's about everything that's going on in that room, and they're as much a part of the show as anything. I like this better than anything I've ever done. Ellen Degeneres
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Procrastinate now, don't put it off. Ellen Degeneres
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All we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. Ellen Degeneres
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It's just, you can get very complacent if you do the same thing all the time and especially [comedy], it gives me different things to react to and respond to, and it stimulates me,. Ellen Degeneres
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Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and then run away. Ellen Degeneres
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I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises. Ellen Degeneres
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When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important. It's hard to understand failure when you're going through it, but in the grand scheme of things it's good to fall down-not because you're drunk and not near stairs. Ellen Degeneres
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There are "well-known secrets" out there and there are people who are "so happy they could die." Sometimes people are so sad they have to laugh and sometimes things feel so wrong, they're right. Basically what I'm saying is, I usually don't know what people are talking about. Ellen Degeneres
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The world is filled with negativity. I want people to watch me and think, "I feel good, and I'm going to make somebody else feel good today. Ellen Degeneres
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So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer. Ellen Degeneres
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I still get scared at night. Every tiny creak, every little noise, I open my eyes real wide and listen with them. Have you noticed that? When it's dark and you can't see a thing, you open your eyes really wide and glance back and force, like your eyes become your ears? Ellen Degeneres
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You just have to keep driving down the road. It's going to bend and curve and you'll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going. Ellen Degeneres
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I look at anything in nature and how things work-the stars, the pyramids-and I can't imagine that there's not some kind of design to it all. There's got to be something big that we don't understand. I do believe in Jesus. I believe in being good to one another. Life is about spending our time here contributing and not taking away. That's my faith. Ellen Degeneres
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I personally chose to go vegan because I educated myself on factory farming and cruelty to animals, and I suddenly realized that what was on my plate were living things, with feelings. And I just couldn't disconnect myself from it any longer. I read books like 'Diet for a New America' and saw documentaries like 'Earthlings' and 'Meet your Meat,' and it became an easy choice for me. Ellen Degeneres
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The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you're not. Ellen Degeneres
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We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with procrastination, too.' I said 'Really?... Get my sandwich.' Ellen Degeneres
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I know that experts say you're more likely to get hurt crossing the street than you are flying, but that doesn't make me any less frightened of flying. If anything, it makes me more afraid of crossing the street. Ellen Degeneres
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I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like "shut up, shut up, shut upblah blah blah blah blaaaaah. Ellen Degeneres
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I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child. Ellen Degeneres
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I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are. Ellen Degeneres
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If success is really dependent on someone liking you or not liking you, and you have to teeter on that kind of tightrope of how you're supposed to act and how you're supposed to look and who you are, it's just not a healthy way to live. Ellen Degeneres
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Did you ever feel like the whole world was going to a party and your invitation got lost in the mail? Ellen Degeneres
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You know how you always expect someone to think the same as you and then your like, really shocked when they don't? Like when it's a cold day and you turn to the person next to you and say, 'Its so cold, aren't you cold?' and then they say 'no.' It's kinda like, 'what, are you a communist? Ellen Degeneres
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Who needs sleep? I laugh in the face of sleep! Ellen Degeneres
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My hair is always at its best in New York. I don't know what's in the water. It could be mousse. Ellen Degeneres
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I've got a lot to say about television. There's a lot going on in television right now and I feel like a huge part of television. Ellen Degeneres
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In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean. Ellen Degeneres
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Here's the analogy. If my body were a car, I'd be thinking about trading it in around now. I would like to upgrade. I would be actually on the lot somewhere and some guy with a loud sports jacket would be sizing me up...kinda lookin' around goin-maybe kickin my knees. Looking behind me going: That looks a little bashed in back there...Yeah. You mind if I check under the hood?" 'Well yes I do! Thank you very much. Ellen Degeneres
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I'm not an activist; I don't look for controversy. I'm not a political person, but I'm a person with compassion. I care passionately about equal rights. I care about human rights. I care about animal rights. Ellen Degeneres
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I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. I believe we're all put on this planet for a purpose, and we all have a different purpose... When you connect with that love and that compassion, that's when everything unfolds. Ellen Degeneres
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Faith is part of who I am, yes. I was raised Christian Scientist. The most important thing I saw every single week on the wall at Sunday school was the Golden Rule. Ellen Degeneres
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Designing is my hobby. If I didn't do what I do for a living - at some point when I don't do this for a living - I'll probably just do design work. I love finding really special pieces of furniture. Ellen Degeneres
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If we're destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff, there's got to be a very powerful energy to fight that. I think we need more love in the world. Ellen Degeneres
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The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the type of shows we had then, like The Flying Nun. Ellen Degeneres
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Emote. It's okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling. Ellen Degeneres
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If there weren't blacks, Jews and gays, there would no Oscars. Or anyone named Oscar, if you think about that. Ellen Degeneres
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There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans Ellen Degeneres
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It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success. Ellen Degeneres
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Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never. And how dare you! I will take no further questions. Ellen Degeneres
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it's so repetitious.' Ellen Degeneres
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Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it. Ellen Degeneres
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Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldn't just go on the Internet and tweet it out. There was only one way to do it. You had to go outside and scream at the top of your lungs, 'I ate waffles for breakfast!' That's why so many people ended up in institutions. They seemed crazy, but when you think about it, they were just ahead of their time. Ellen Degeneres
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All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. "Are you sad? Do you get stressed, do you have anxiety?" "Yes, I have all those things! I'm alive!" Ellen Degeneres
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If we don't want to define ourselves by things as superficial as our appearances, we're stuck with the revolting alternative of being judged by our actions, by what we do. Ellen Degeneres
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I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin. Ellen Degeneres
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot. Ellen Degeneres
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When I was younger I thought success was something different. I thought, When I grow up, I want to be famous. I want to be a star. I want to be in movies. When I grow up I want to see the world, drive nice cars. I want to have groupies. But my idea of success is different today. For me, the most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and not to give into peer pressure, to try to be something that you're not. To live your life as an honest and compassionate person. To contribute in some way. Ellen Degeneres
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I don't want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: "That's a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.... Ellen Degeneres
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I won't have a hard time being brutally honest. But I won't be mean. You don't have to be mean to be honest. Ellen Degeneres
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Sometimes something being taken away from you is exactly what you need to take a look at yourself. Ellen Degeneres
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Beauty is' between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical. Ellen Degeneres
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You talk to some people who are opposed to same sex marriage, and they'll say, 'If we allow that, what's next? Will people want to marry animals?'...You have to wonder about people who go straight to that idea - and they think WE'RE weird! Ellen Degeneres
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut it down and when you turn it on, it's okay again. That's what meditation is to me. Ellen Degeneres
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person. Ellen Degeneres
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