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Ellen Degeneres
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I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are. Ellen Degeneres
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If success is really dependent on someone liking you or not liking you, and you have to teeter on that kind of tightrope of how you're supposed to act and how you're supposed to look and who you are, it's just not a healthy way to live. Ellen Degeneres
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I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that. Ellen Degeneres
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Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and then run away. Ellen Degeneres
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If we're destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff, there's got to be a very powerful energy to fight that. I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that. Ellen Degeneres
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Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings. Ellen Degeneres
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I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. Ellen Degeneres
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Even before I knew I was gay, I knew I didn't want to have a child. I knew I didn't want to have one. I never want to have to release it from me. Listen, I love babies. I love children. And I melt when I'm around them. I also love my freedom and I love that I can sleep at night. Ellen Degeneres
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Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex. Ellen Degeneres
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All we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. Ellen Degeneres
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It's just, you can get very complacent if you do the same thing all the time and especially [comedy], it gives me different things to react to and respond to, and it stimulates me,. Ellen Degeneres
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You know how you always expect someone to think the same as you and then your like, really shocked when they don't? Like when it's a cold day and you turn to the person next to you and say, 'Its so cold, aren't you cold?' and then they say 'no.' It's kinda like, 'what, are you a communist? Ellen Degeneres
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Who needs sleep? I laugh in the face of sleep! Ellen Degeneres
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My hair is always at its best in New York. I don't know what's in the water. It could be mousse. Ellen Degeneres
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I've got a lot to say about television. There's a lot going on in television right now and I feel like a huge part of television. Ellen Degeneres
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In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean. Ellen Degeneres
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When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important. It's hard to understand failure when you're going through it, but in the grand scheme of things it's good to fall down-not because you're drunk and not near stairs. Ellen Degeneres
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There are "well-known secrets" out there and there are people who are "so happy they could die." Sometimes people are so sad they have to laugh and sometimes things feel so wrong, they're right. Basically what I'm saying is, I usually don't know what people are talking about. Ellen Degeneres
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The world is filled with negativity. I want people to watch me and think, "I feel good, and I'm going to make somebody else feel good today. Ellen Degeneres
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The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you're not. Ellen Degeneres
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I know that experts say you're more likely to get hurt crossing the street than you are flying, but that doesn't make me any less frightened of flying. If anything, it makes me more afraid of crossing the street. Ellen Degeneres
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I look at anything in nature and how things work-the stars, the pyramids-and I can't imagine that there's not some kind of design to it all. There's got to be something big that we don't understand. I do believe in Jesus. I believe in being good to one another. Life is about spending our time here contributing and not taking away. That's my faith. Ellen Degeneres
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I personally chose to go vegan because I educated myself on factory farming and cruelty to animals, and I suddenly realized that what was on my plate were living things, with feelings. And I just couldn't disconnect myself from it any longer. I read books like 'Diet for a New America' and saw documentaries like 'Earthlings' and 'Meet your Meat,' and it became an easy choice for me. Ellen Degeneres
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You just have to keep driving down the road. It's going to bend and curve and you'll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going. Ellen Degeneres
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Though you feel you're not where you're suppose to be, you shouldn't worry because that next turn that you take, it will lead you to where you wanna go. Ellen Degeneres
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I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises. Ellen Degeneres
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Did you ever feel like the whole world was going to a party and your invitation got lost in the mail? Ellen Degeneres
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I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words. Ellen Degeneres
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I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like "shut up, shut up, shut upblah blah blah blah blaaaaah. Ellen Degeneres
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I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that's ever happened to me has taught me compassion. Ellen Degeneres
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Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. Ellen Degeneres
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I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms. Ellen Degeneres
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Trying to get the talk show, looking back on it, we had to beg a lot of station managers to pick up the show because people thought no one would watch it because I'm openly gay. Ellen Degeneres
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Usually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony. Ellen Degeneres
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I'm a fan of people getting together. Ellen Degeneres
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I used to beat myself up about weight and working out, and no matter what I did I never felt good about myself. I decided to accept myself and know that I am good. Ellen Degeneres
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I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's called marriage. I don't care if it's called, you know, domestic partnership. I don't care what it's called. Ellen Degeneres
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People love their animals so much so that they put little clothes on them and necklaces and booties and things like that. And if you love your animal, then you should feed them something that's not dangerous for them. There's a lot of poisonous stuff that they're putting in a lot of that food, those by-products. Ellen Degeneres
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I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That's a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that. Ellen Degeneres
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Comedy can be, especially in a writer's room, really aggressive, kind of a very male-dominated room, and it would be hard for women. It's not a nurturing place. It's not like a lot of women are going to say, I can't wait to live that lifestyle and be in a writer's room until 2 or 3 a.m. Ellen Degeneres
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There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I would be able to play golf which I don't seem to have time now. Ellen Degeneres
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I'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short and has white hair. Ellen Degeneres
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And the bottom line is we are who we are-we look a certain way, we talk a certain way, we walk a certain way. I strut because I'm a supermodel, and sometimes I gallop for fun. When we learn to accept that, other people learn to accept us. So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer. Ellen Degeneres
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it's so repetitious.' Ellen Degeneres
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut it down and when you turn it on, it's okay again. That's what meditation is to me. Ellen Degeneres
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person. Ellen Degeneres
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I don't want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: "That's a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.... Ellen Degeneres
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We use only 10% of our brains... Imagine how smart we would be if we used the other 60%! Ellen Degeneres
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Emote. It's okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling. Ellen Degeneres
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If there weren't blacks, Jews and gays, there would no Oscars. Or anyone named Oscar, if you think about that. Ellen Degeneres
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There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans Ellen Degeneres
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It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success. Ellen Degeneres
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Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never. And how dare you! I will take no further questions. Ellen Degeneres
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I'm just saying we can all work on our manners. We can say please and thank you. We can be punctual. We can just be nicer to one another. It's something we have in our power to do. It reminds me of that Margaret Mead quote: "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. Ellen Degeneres
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I think furniture is art. I don't think art is just for your walls - I think everything that someone has made is a piece of art. Ellen Degeneres
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It would be horrible to live with someone who didn't like the same things you like. Ellen Degeneres
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You talk to some people who are opposed to same sex marriage, and they'll say, 'If we allow that, what's next? Will people want to marry animals?'...You have to wonder about people who go straight to that idea - and they think WE'RE weird! Ellen Degeneres
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All of my friends were seeing a therapist, and I thought something was wrong with me that I didn't see a therapist. So I went to a therapist to find out why I wasn't seeing a therapist. And it turns out I'm very screwed up. Thank God I found a therapist to tell me for $125 an hour. Ellen Degeneres
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What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore parachute pants for a long, long time, and I'm doin' okay. Ellen Degeneres
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You talk to some people who are opposed to same sex marriage, and they'll say, 'If we allow that, what's next? Will people want to marry animals?'...You have to wonder about people who go straight to that idea - and they think WE'RE weird! Ellen Degeneres
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The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the type of shows we had then, like The Flying Nun. Ellen Degeneres
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I'm not an activist; I don't look for controversy. I'm not a political person, but I'm a person with compassion. I care passionately about equal rights. I care about human rights. I care about animal rights. Ellen Degeneres
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I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. I believe we're all put on this planet for a purpose, and we all have a different purpose... When you connect with that love and that compassion, that's when everything unfolds. Ellen Degeneres
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All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. "Are you sad? Do you get stressed, do you have anxiety?" "Yes, I have all those things! I'm alive!" Ellen Degeneres
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If we don't want to define ourselves by things as superficial as our appearances, we're stuck with the revolting alternative of being judged by our actions, by what we do. Ellen Degeneres
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Human beings only use ten percent of their brains. Ten percent! Can you imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other sixty percent? Ellen Degeneres
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled. Ellen Degeneres
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I'm not going to say who looks the most beautiful, but it's clear. It's Jared Leto. I mean, he's the prettiest. Boy is he pretty Ellen Degeneres
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Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it. Ellen Degeneres
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Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldn't just go on the Internet and tweet it out. There was only one way to do it. You had to go outside and scream at the top of your lungs, 'I ate waffles for breakfast!' That's why so many people ended up in institutions. They seemed crazy, but when you think about it, they were just ahead of their time. Ellen Degeneres
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