Ellen Degeneres Quotes & Wallpapers

Ellen Degeneres
Total Quotes: 406


Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most Ellen Degeneres

Penguins mate for life. Which doesn't really surprise me, because they all look exactly alike. It's not like they're gonna meet a better-looking penguin someday. Ellen Degeneres

What goes up must come down, which is why I don't wear tube tops. Ellen Degeneres

Don't give advice. It will come back and bite you in the [butt]. Don't take anyone's advice. So, my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine. Ellen Degeneres

We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60%. Ellen Degeneres

When there's time for whistling, there's a lot of time on a show. Ellen Degeneres

That woman in the shampoo commercial - she's happy. She's... she's too happy. Ellen Degeneres

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers! Ellen Degeneres

Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come. Ellen Degeneres

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. Ellen Degeneres

Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these disorders with three letters because we don't have the time or patience to pronounce the entire disorder. That should be a disorder right there, TBD - Too Busy Disorder. Ellen Degeneres

Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log. Ellen Degeneres

But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's get our priorities straight. I think we all know what's really important in life - winning an Oscar. Ellen Degeneres

I have a great career, and I have wonderful fans who really are supportive and loyal - because I'm not hiding anything from them. Ellen Degeneres

Right before I decided to come out, I went on a spiritual retreat called 'Changing the Inner Dialogue of Your Subconscious Mind.' I'd never been to anything like it before, and all my friends were taking bets on how long I'd last with no TV, no radio, no phone. But for me that was the beginning of paying attention to all the little things. Ellen Degeneres

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen Degeneres

When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it's hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn't feel like me. Ellen Degeneres

I'm probably the most honest person you'll ever meet - to a fault, like, I-will-hurt-your-feelings honest. I'm sure if I lied about anything, it would have been silly, but I haven't retained that information. Ellen Degeneres

I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you're supposed to feel all kinds of things. Ellen Degeneres

Catch-and-release, that's like running down pedestrians in your car and then, when they get up and limp away, saying - 'Off you go! That's fine. I just wanted to see if I could hit you.' Ellen Degeneres

Now we have hands-free phones, so you can focus on the thing you're really supposed to be doing ... chances are, if you need both of your hands to do something, your brain should be in on it too. Ellen Degeneres

It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself. Ellen Degeneres

The first person I learned I could make happy with laughter was my mother, whom I idolize. It was a powerful thing to realize. I knew I had found my life's work. Ellen Degeneres

Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen. Ellen Degeneres

Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair. Ellen Degeneres

Everybody always resolves to start exercising, but they never do. You know why ? Because it's January. Who wants to go jogging in the freezing cold ? Ellen Degeneres

I've learned 2 things about tv. It's always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES Ellen Degeneres

I always worry when someone's a good golfer. It's like you shouldn't have time to be good at anything. You should just be a politician and you shouldn't have time to practice golf. Ellen Degeneres

I know there's always going to be feedback no matter what the subject. I am shocked by somebody commenting on my shoes or my clothes. Everyone has an opinion, everyone is logging about everything and has an opinion. So I can't possibly pay attention to that. Ellen Degeneres

I don't really ever live my life in fear. I really live my life in gratitude and feeling positive for the most part. Ellen Degeneres

I don't want to take a pill. Go to Africa, go follow some bushman around. He's being chased by a lion. That's stress. You're not going to find a pygmy on Paxil, I'll tell you that right now. Ellen Degeneres

What would bug the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews? Ellen Degeneres

No one is perfect, except for Penelope Cruz. Ellen Degeneres

Please raise your children with love and non-judgement. Tell them everyone has the right to love who they want to love. It should' threaten you or who you are. Ellen Degeneres

When I look back on the stuff I used to wear, I wonder why somebody didn't try to stop me. Just a friendly warning, "You may regret this," would have been fine. Ellen Degeneres

Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you Ellen Degeneres

The definition of success changes. Success is to live your life with integrity and not give in to peer pressure to be something you're not. Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else's path; unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path, then by all means, you should follow that. Ellen Degeneres

I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen Degeneres

The problem with labels is that they lead to stereotypes and stereotypes lead to generalizations and generalizations lead to assumptions and assumptions lead back to stereotypes. It's a vicious cycle, and after you go around and around a bunch of times you end up believing that all vegans only eat cabbage and all gay people love musicals. Ellen Degeneres

Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married. Ellen Degeneres

We're just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else. Ellen Degeneres

First of all, I don't think they have to go that high. That is not necessary, to be that high in the air. I think they're showing off, those pilots. I think we could just go really fast just a few feet off the ground. Just high enough to miss the animals. Ellen Degeneres

Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't even have to be an issue. Ellen Degeneres

Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy by yourself and for yourself. Happiness comes from within. You have the power to change your own mindset so that all the negative, horrible thoughts that try to invade your psyche are replaced with happy, positive, wonderful thoughts. Ellen Degeneres

We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening right in front of us. Ellen Degeneres

Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off. Ellen Degeneres

Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that. Ellen Degeneres

Life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they'll, you'll have more beads than you know what to do with. Ellen Degeneres

Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic. Traffic, huh? How do you think I got here; helicoptered in!? Ellen Degeneres

You say you`re sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I`M sick and tired of hearing about me. Ellen Degeneres

My dream guests are really not so much celebrities. They're people who are actually interesting and they're doing something interesting with their lives or had an interesting experience in some way. I really enjoy talking to regular, everyday people. Ellen Degeneres

Some celebrities, it's interesting, because they're fantastic playing a character when somebody is writing the lines for them, and they're amazing actors, but they're not as comfortable on television in front of a live audience and just having a conversation and being themselves. Ellen Degeneres

And now I've got to explain the smell that was in there before I went in there. Does that ever happen to you? It's not your fault. You've held your breath, you just wanna get out, and now you open the door and you have to explain, 'Oh! Listen, there's an odor in there and I didn't do it. It's bad. Ellen Degeneres

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen Degeneres

I was raised that you don't use something nice until there's someplace to go. Ellen Degeneres

I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label, so I get to nurture new talent and talk about music, which is a passion of mine. I've written another book. And I get to come to work and do the TV show, which is always really fun. Ellen Degeneres

I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like "shut up, shut up, shut upblah blah blah blah blaaaaah. Ellen Degeneres

I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child. Ellen Degeneres

I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are. Ellen Degeneres

If success is really dependent on someone liking you or not liking you, and you have to teeter on that kind of tightrope of how you're supposed to act and how you're supposed to look and who you are, it's just not a healthy way to live. Ellen Degeneres

Beauty isn't between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical. Ellen Degeneres

You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic. Ellen Degeneres

When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important. Ellen Degeneres

The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. Ellen Degeneres

Find out who you are and figure out what you believe in. Even if it's different from what your neighbors believe in and different from what your parents believe in. Stay true to yourself. Have your own opinion. Don't worry about what people say about you or think about you. Let the naysayers nay. They will eventually grow tired of naying. Ellen Degeneres

Haiku sounds like I'm Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello. Ellen Degeneres

Did you ever feel like the whole world was going to a party and your invitation got lost in the mail? Ellen Degeneres

Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and then run away. Ellen Degeneres

I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises. Ellen Degeneres

Though you feel you're not where you're suppose to be, you shouldn't worry because that next turn that you take, it will lead you to where you wanna go. Ellen Degeneres



<< PREVIOUS PAGE Page 4 of 6 | NEXT PAGE >
1   2   3   4   5   6  


RELATED TOPICS

Ellen DeGeneres Quotes, Impulse Ellen Hopkins, Crank by Ellen Hopkins Quotes, Impulse by Ellen Hopkins Quotes, Quotes From Ellen Hopkins Impulse, Ellen Glasgow Quotes, Ellen Quotes, Ellen White Quotes, Ellen Foster Quotes About Family, Ellen G White Inspirational Quotes,