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Ellen Degeneres
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What goes up must come down, which is why I don't wear tube tops. Ellen Degeneres
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I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day. Ellen Degeneres
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If someone ever says you're weird, say thank you. Ellen Degeneres
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When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges. Ellen Degeneres
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. Ellen Degeneres
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We all feel like idiots at one time or another. Even if we feel we're cool 98 percent of the time, that 2-percent doofus is poised to take over our bodies without any warning. Ellen Degeneres
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I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. Its been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch TV. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words. Ellen Degeneres
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Do you feel insecure because you keep getting the nagging feeling that you're not that smart? Well, I've got good news for you, my friend. You have no need to be insecure. That nagging feeling is absolutely right on target. You are not that smart. But I have more good news for you. You are also not alone. Ellen Degeneres
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Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.' Ellen: 'No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman. Ellen Degeneres
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Penguins mate for life. Which doesn't really surprise me, because they all look exactly alike. It's not like they're gonna meet a better-looking penguin someday. Ellen Degeneres
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I admire people who know they can't sing. There are so many people out there who can't sing, but they think they can, so they sing a lot. Ellen Degeneres
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Don't give advice. It will come back and bite you in the [butt]. Don't take anyone's advice. So, my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine. Ellen Degeneres
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We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60%. Ellen Degeneres
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Most people don't get to laugh, be free, dance, be surrounded by this energy. It's important to remind people to take that home. I want the world to start shifting [to] a more positive energy. Ellen Degeneres
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But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's get our priorities straight. I think we all know what's really important in life - winning an Oscar. Ellen Degeneres
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I have a great career, and I have wonderful fans who really are supportive and loyal - because I'm not hiding anything from them. Ellen Degeneres
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Right before I decided to come out, I went on a spiritual retreat called 'Changing the Inner Dialogue of Your Subconscious Mind.' I'd never been to anything like it before, and all my friends were taking bets on how long I'd last with no TV, no radio, no phone. But for me that was the beginning of paying attention to all the little things. Ellen Degeneres
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen Degeneres
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When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it's hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn't feel like me. Ellen Degeneres
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I'm probably the most honest person you'll ever meet - to a fault, like, I-will-hurt-your-feelings honest. I'm sure if I lied about anything, it would have been silly, but I haven't retained that information. Ellen Degeneres
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I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you're supposed to feel all kinds of things. Ellen Degeneres
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself. Ellen Degeneres
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My dream guests are really not so much celebrities. They're people who are actually interesting and they're doing something interesting with their lives or had an interesting experience in some way. I really enjoy talking to regular, everyday people. Ellen Degeneres
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Some celebrities, it's interesting, because they're fantastic playing a character when somebody is writing the lines for them, and they're amazing actors, but they're not as comfortable on television in front of a live audience and just having a conversation and being themselves. Ellen Degeneres
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And now I've got to explain the smell that was in there before I went in there. Does that ever happen to you? It's not your fault. You've held your breath, you just wanna get out, and now you open the door and you have to explain, 'Oh! Listen, there's an odor in there and I didn't do it. It's bad. Ellen Degeneres
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Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen. Ellen Degeneres
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Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair. Ellen Degeneres
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Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't even have to be an issue. Ellen Degeneres
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Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy by yourself and for yourself. Happiness comes from within. You have the power to change your own mindset so that all the negative, horrible thoughts that try to invade your psyche are replaced with happy, positive, wonderful thoughts. Ellen Degeneres
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The first person I learned I could make happy with laughter was my mother, whom I idolize. It was a powerful thing to realize. I knew I had found my life's work. Ellen Degeneres
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Everybody always resolves to start exercising, but they never do. You know why ? Because it's January. Who wants to go jogging in the freezing cold ? Ellen Degeneres
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First of all, I don't think they have to go that high. That is not necessary, to be that high in the air. I think they're showing off, those pilots. I think we could just go really fast just a few feet off the ground. Just high enough to miss the animals. Ellen Degeneres
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I've learned 2 things about tv. It's always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES Ellen Degeneres
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I always worry when someone's a good golfer. It's like you shouldn't have time to be good at anything. You should just be a politician and you shouldn't have time to practice golf. Ellen Degeneres
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I know there's always going to be feedback no matter what the subject. I am shocked by somebody commenting on my shoes or my clothes. Everyone has an opinion, everyone is logging about everything and has an opinion. So I can't possibly pay attention to that. Ellen Degeneres
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I don't really ever live my life in fear. I really live my life in gratitude and feeling positive for the most part. Ellen Degeneres
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen Degeneres
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The problem with labels is that they lead to stereotypes and stereotypes lead to generalizations and generalizations lead to assumptions and assumptions lead back to stereotypes. It's a vicious cycle, and after you go around and around a bunch of times you end up believing that all vegans only eat cabbage and all gay people love musicals. Ellen Degeneres
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You say you`re sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I`M sick and tired of hearing about me. Ellen Degeneres
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Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic. Traffic, huh? How do you think I got here; helicoptered in!? Ellen Degeneres
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We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening right in front of us. Ellen Degeneres
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Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you Ellen Degeneres
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The definition of success changes. Success is to live your life with integrity and not give in to peer pressure to be something you're not. Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else's path; unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path, then by all means, you should follow that. Ellen Degeneres
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married. Ellen Degeneres
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We're just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else. Ellen Degeneres
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When I look back on the stuff I used to wear, I wonder why somebody didn't try to stop me. Just a friendly warning, "You may regret this," would have been fine. Ellen Degeneres
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I don't want to take a pill. Go to Africa, go follow some bushman around. He's being chased by a lion. That's stress. You're not going to find a pygmy on Paxil, I'll tell you that right now. Ellen Degeneres
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What would bug the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews? Ellen Degeneres
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No one is perfect, except for Penelope Cruz. Ellen Degeneres
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Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off. Ellen Degeneres
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Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that. Ellen Degeneres
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Life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they'll, you'll have more beads than you know what to do with. Ellen Degeneres
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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen Degeneres
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Please raise your children with love and non-judgement. Tell them everyone has the right to love who they want to love. It should' threaten you or who you are. Ellen Degeneres
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I was raised that you don't use something nice until there's someplace to go. Ellen Degeneres
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I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label, so I get to nurture new talent and talk about music, which is a passion of mine. I've written another book. And I get to come to work and do the TV show, which is always really fun. Ellen Degeneres
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Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen. Ellen Degeneres
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My name is Ellen and I'm a vegetarian. Just to add another label to me: I am a lesbian, aquarian and vegetarian. I've said it... Ellen Degeneres
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It's so much better for me to do a talk show. You still have that energy of the audience, and the audience is just as important as that guest that's sitting next to me. It's not about me and that guest exchanging energy and talking. It's about everything that's going on in that room, and they're as much a part of the show as anything. I like this better than anything I've ever done. Ellen Degeneres
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Procrastinate now, don't put it off. Ellen Degeneres
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Beauty isn't between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical. Ellen Degeneres
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You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic. Ellen Degeneres
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When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important. Ellen Degeneres
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The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. Ellen Degeneres
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Find out who you are and figure out what you believe in. Even if it's different from what your neighbors believe in and different from what your parents believe in. Stay true to yourself. Have your own opinion. Don't worry about what people say about you or think about you. Let the naysayers nay. They will eventually grow tired of naying. Ellen Degeneres
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Haiku sounds like I'm Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello. Ellen Degeneres
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So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer. Ellen Degeneres
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I still get scared at night. Every tiny creak, every little noise, I open my eyes real wide and listen with them. Have you noticed that? When it's dark and you can't see a thing, you open your eyes really wide and glance back and force, like your eyes become your ears? Ellen Degeneres
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We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with procrastination, too.' I said 'Really?... Get my sandwich.' Ellen Degeneres
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I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child. Ellen Degeneres
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