Ellen Degeneres Quotes & Wallpapers

Ellen Degeneres
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We all feel like idiots at one time or another. Even if we feel we're cool 98 percent of the time, that 2-percent doofus is poised to take over our bodies without any warning. Ellen Degeneres
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Now we have hands-free phones, so you can focus on the thing you're really supposed to be doing ... chances are, if you need both of your hands to do something, your brain should be in on it too. Ellen Degeneres
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Be kind to one another. Bye, bye. Ellen Degeneres
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Laugh. Laugh as much as you can. Laugh until you cry. Cry until you laugh. Keep doing it even if people are passing you on the street saying, "I can't tell if that person is laughing or crying, but either way they seem crazy, let's walk faster." Emote. It's okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling. Ellen Degeneres
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Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system. Ellen Degeneres
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The problem with labels is that they lead to stereotypes and stereotypes lead to generalizations and generalizations lead to assumptions and assumptions lead back to stereotypes. It's a vicious cycle, and after you go around and around a bunch of times you end up believing that all vegans only eat cabbage and all gay people love musicals. Ellen Degeneres
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Do you feel insecure because you keep getting the nagging feeling that you're not that smart? Well, I've got good news for you, my friend. You have no need to be insecure. That nagging feeling is absolutely right on target. You are not that smart. But I have more good news for you. You are also not alone. Ellen Degeneres
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I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day. Ellen Degeneres
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What goes up must come down, which is why I don't wear tube tops. Ellen Degeneres
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I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle Ellen Degeneres
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The legend goes that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I was thinking... that must be hard to put all the tiny seatbelts on all the snakes. Ellen Degeneres
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I get my dance moves from just moving around and listening to music and not really worrying about if it's perfect or not. Ellen Degeneres
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If anybody could put themselves in that situation of feeling a giant loud voice saying you don't deserve the same rights, you are different and you are not equal, it feels really bad. Ellen Degeneres
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I admire people who know they can't sing. There are so many people out there who can't sing, but they think they can, so they sing a lot. Ellen Degeneres
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Most people don't get to laugh, be free, dance, be surrounded by this energy. It's important to remind people to take that home. I want the world to start shifting [to] a more positive energy. Ellen Degeneres
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If someone ever says you're weird, say thank you. Ellen Degeneres
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When there's time for whistling, there's a lot of time on a show. Ellen Degeneres
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That woman in the shampoo commercial - she's happy. She's... she's too happy. Ellen Degeneres
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Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers! Ellen Degeneres
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Don't give advice. It will come back and bite you in the [butt]. Don't take anyone's advice. So, my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine. Ellen Degeneres
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We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60%. Ellen Degeneres
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I don't want to take a pill. Go to Africa, go follow some bushman around. He's being chased by a lion. That's stress. You're not going to find a pygmy on Paxil, I'll tell you that right now. Ellen Degeneres
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself. Ellen Degeneres
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married. Ellen Degeneres
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We're just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else. Ellen Degeneres
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I was raised that you don't use something nice until there's someplace to go. Ellen Degeneres
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I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label, so I get to nurture new talent and talk about music, which is a passion of mine. I've written another book. And I get to come to work and do the TV show, which is always really fun. Ellen Degeneres
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen Degeneres
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My dream guests are really not so much celebrities. They're people who are actually interesting and they're doing something interesting with their lives or had an interesting experience in some way. I really enjoy talking to regular, everyday people. Ellen Degeneres
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Some celebrities, it's interesting, because they're fantastic playing a character when somebody is writing the lines for them, and they're amazing actors, but they're not as comfortable on television in front of a live audience and just having a conversation and being themselves. Ellen Degeneres
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And now I've got to explain the smell that was in there before I went in there. Does that ever happen to you? It's not your fault. You've held your breath, you just wanna get out, and now you open the door and you have to explain, 'Oh! Listen, there's an odor in there and I didn't do it. It's bad. Ellen Degeneres
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Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen. Ellen Degeneres
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Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair. Ellen Degeneres
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Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't even have to be an issue. Ellen Degeneres
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Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy by yourself and for yourself. Happiness comes from within. You have the power to change your own mindset so that all the negative, horrible thoughts that try to invade your psyche are replaced with happy, positive, wonderful thoughts. Ellen Degeneres
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When I look back on the stuff I used to wear, I wonder why somebody didn't try to stop me. Just a friendly warning, "You may regret this," would have been fine. Ellen Degeneres
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We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening right in front of us. Ellen Degeneres
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The first person I learned I could make happy with laughter was my mother, whom I idolize. It was a powerful thing to realize. I knew I had found my life's work. Ellen Degeneres
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Everybody always resolves to start exercising, but they never do. You know why ? Because it's January. Who wants to go jogging in the freezing cold ? Ellen Degeneres
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I've learned 2 things about tv. It's always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES Ellen Degeneres
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I always worry when someone's a good golfer. It's like you shouldn't have time to be good at anything. You should just be a politician and you shouldn't have time to practice golf. Ellen Degeneres
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I know there's always going to be feedback no matter what the subject. I am shocked by somebody commenting on my shoes or my clothes. Everyone has an opinion, everyone is logging about everything and has an opinion. So I can't possibly pay attention to that. Ellen Degeneres
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I don't really ever live my life in fear. I really live my life in gratitude and feeling positive for the most part. Ellen Degeneres
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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen Degeneres
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The problem with labels is that they lead to stereotypes and stereotypes lead to generalizations and generalizations lead to assumptions and assumptions lead back to stereotypes. It's a vicious cycle, and after you go around and around a bunch of times you end up believing that all vegans only eat cabbage and all gay people love musicals. Ellen Degeneres
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What would bug the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews? Ellen Degeneres
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No one is perfect, except for Penelope Cruz. Ellen Degeneres
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Please raise your children with love and non-judgement. Tell them everyone has the right to love who they want to love. It should' threaten you or who you are. Ellen Degeneres
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Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you Ellen Degeneres
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The definition of success changes. Success is to live your life with integrity and not give in to peer pressure to be something you're not. Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else's path; unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path, then by all means, you should follow that. Ellen Degeneres
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You say you`re sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I`M sick and tired of hearing about me. Ellen Degeneres
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Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic. Traffic, huh? How do you think I got here; helicoptered in!? Ellen Degeneres
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First of all, I don't think they have to go that high. That is not necessary, to be that high in the air. I think they're showing off, those pilots. I think we could just go really fast just a few feet off the ground. Just high enough to miss the animals. Ellen Degeneres
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Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off. Ellen Degeneres
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Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that. Ellen Degeneres
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Life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they'll, you'll have more beads than you know what to do with. Ellen Degeneres
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I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that. Ellen Degeneres
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I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises. Ellen Degeneres
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I look at anything in nature and how things work-the stars, the pyramids-and I can't imagine that there's not some kind of design to it all. There's got to be something big that we don't understand. I do believe in Jesus. I believe in being good to one another. Life is about spending our time here contributing and not taking away. That's my faith. Ellen Degeneres
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I personally chose to go vegan because I educated myself on factory farming and cruelty to animals, and I suddenly realized that what was on my plate were living things, with feelings. And I just couldn't disconnect myself from it any longer. I read books like 'Diet for a New America' and saw documentaries like 'Earthlings' and 'Meet your Meat,' and it became an easy choice for me. Ellen Degeneres
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Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex. Ellen Degeneres
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I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that's ever happened to me has taught me compassion. Ellen Degeneres
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Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. Ellen Degeneres
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I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms. Ellen Degeneres
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Trying to get the talk show, looking back on it, we had to beg a lot of station managers to pick up the show because people thought no one would watch it because I'm openly gay. Ellen Degeneres
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Usually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony. Ellen Degeneres
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I'm a fan of people getting together. Ellen Degeneres
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I used to beat myself up about weight and working out, and no matter what I did I never felt good about myself. I decided to accept myself and know that I am good. Ellen Degeneres
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I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's called marriage. I don't care if it's called, you know, domestic partnership. I don't care what it's called. Ellen Degeneres
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People love their animals so much so that they put little clothes on them and necklaces and booties and things like that. And if you love your animal, then you should feed them something that's not dangerous for them. There's a lot of poisonous stuff that they're putting in a lot of that food, those by-products. Ellen Degeneres
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