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Denis Leary
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Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them. Denis Leary
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The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi. Denis Leary
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Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long, suckin' down Ny Quil stingers and cheese. He says, what the hell's Lisa Marie thinking with that Michael Jackson crap? Denis Leary
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I'm born and raised in the Northeast. My parents are Irish immigrants. So our tendency is to shy away from the big yellow ball that comes up in the sky every once in a while. Denis Leary
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I'm still pretty self-centered, greedy and angry. Denis Leary
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The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work. Denis Leary
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I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid. But, yeah, it's not identifying, I think it's more a part of my natural DNA that I question anybody who has a plan. Everybody's got to have an angle; that's the way I grew up. Denis Leary
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Sometimes 'great acting' is just showing off - chewing up scenery and dialogue and other actors - the equivalent of a theatrical sugar rush. Denis Leary
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I can't text. My fingers are too big. Denis Leary
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Every actor thinks he can do comedy, and it's not true. Denis Leary
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I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries. Denis Leary
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Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold." Denis Leary
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Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino...Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. Denis Leary
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Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces. Denis Leary
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The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don't. Denis Leary
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Firefighters don't go on strike. Denis Leary
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My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave. Denis Leary
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I learned a long time ago, if you want to keep your friends in show business, don't get famous. Because as soon as you get famous, a lot of the people you used to know, who didn't, become incredibly bitter and jealous. It's part of the territory. Denis Leary
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My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance. Denis Leary
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I'm not saying being a comedian is brain surgery, but it is definitely - it's like being a carpenter. You learn how to make tables and chairs. You have to have the right tools, and you have to know how to put the thing together, right? Denis Leary
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I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with. Denis Leary
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I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy. Denis Leary
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Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer. Denis Leary
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I like Jesus, I mean, I think he was a good guy. Denis Leary
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My brother and I tortured my mother growing up. Denis Leary
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Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself. Denis Leary
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There's not going to be a 'Rescue Me' movie. Not a chance. Denis Leary
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I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture. Denis Leary
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I really want to do a western film. It's one of my favorite movie genres of all time. Denis Leary
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I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for the screen. Denis Leary
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I think we're going to carry the 'Ice Age's up to 'Ice Age 15,' which means basically they'll be in the present decade. Denis Leary
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I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids. Denis Leary
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In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I've been around firefighters all my life. Denis Leary
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There's no male Oprah. Denis Leary
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When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me. Denis Leary
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There are some guys I know for a fact, like Louis C.K., who always talk about how not-great of an actor he is, and he's terrific on his show. But I know Louis would play a fantastic dramatic role in something, too. He just needs somebody to grab him and say, 'Come in here and do this.' Denis Leary
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We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me! Denis Leary
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You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is. Denis Leary
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White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, female.... everything all rolled into one.I want something different. I want a real change. People, I want a president who speaks well, who has a sense of humor. This guy is such a moron! It's beyond the point where it's a joke. He's an idiot. Denis Leary
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When I first got famous, Greg Dulli was also just starting to cook with the Afghan Whigs, and because of the MTV awards I met Dave Grohl and Nirvana and all these rock and roll bands. So I had experience with what it was like when people were taking off at that time. Denis Leary
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I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me! Denis Leary
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Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever. Denis Leary
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You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much. Denis Leary
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When I become president, all you assholes that ride bikes in the city? Lock and load! You're going down! Denis Leary
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You really want to have a back-up plan, so when you don't feel like acting, or you're getting older and settling down, you can produce your own stuff. So that's when I set about forming my own company and getting creative control. Denis Leary
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Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it. Denis Leary
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One thing that's great about firefighters: If they don't have the equipment they desperately need, they don't have the help, they don't care. They'll do it on their own. Denis Leary
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The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta, and Chicago. Denis Leary
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Once you have a firefighter in your family, your family and the families from his crew become one big extended family. Denis Leary
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Good actors, especially when they know their character, will come in and either tell you in advance that they have an idea, or in the middle of the rehearsal or the scene they'll let it loose and you go, 'Ah that's great.' Denis Leary
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The first movie I saw where it convinced me I could be an actor was 'Mean Streets,' so whenever I see Robert De Niro and he says, 'Hi, Denis,' it's still a really big deal. Denis Leary
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It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.' Denis Leary
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What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny. Denis Leary
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I studied acting in school and then, of course, couldn't get an acting job. Denis Leary
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I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention. Denis Leary
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When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with 'No Cure For Cancer.' Denis Leary
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I don't really have a lot of fun playing just straight good guys. It's not my thing. It's like Tom Hanks territory. Denis Leary
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I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh. Denis Leary
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Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it. Denis Leary
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The best thing about series TV is that everyone you work with is hand-picked, as compared to working on a film. Denis Leary
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I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do a lot. I started in the theater, then I went to stand-up comedy, and then when I went into the movies to do comedy and drama and big movies and small movies. Denis Leary
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Firefighters are some of the most selfless public servants you will ever encounter. Denis Leary
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My cousin Jerry Lucey and five other firefighters died in a warehouse fire in Worcester, Mass. - my hometown - right in the middle of our old neighborhood downtown when a homeless couple started a fire to keep warm and the entire building went up. My cousin died trying to save homeless people who had already left the building. Denis Leary
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One of the things I always believed in was my dad came to America and he was a very talented musician, but he couldn't make a living that way so he had to support his family as an auto mechanic which he also loved doing. He was also such a great dad because when I first told him I thought I wanted to go into show business, his response was okay, that's interesting. Denis Leary
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I have good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find that I don't have to spank them. I find that waving the gun around pretty much gets the same job done! Denis Leary
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The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin. Denis Leary
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This is the most exciting place in the world to live. Oh yeah! There are so many ways to die in New York City! Race riots, drive by shootings, subway crashes, construction cranes collapsing on the sidewalks, manhole covers blowing up and asbestos shooting into the sky. Denis Leary
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Sin is in, and so we begin... Denis Leary
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I'm in my truck talking to Jesus. And you can see a World Series ring on my right pinkie finger. But when I take my sunglasses off a second later, it's gone. It's the whole divine intervention thing. You know Jesus had something to do with them winning. Denis Leary
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Worrying about tomorrow is the best way to screw up today. Denis Leary
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