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Charlie Sheen
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I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris. Charlie Sheen
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I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips. Charlie Sheen
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People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack. Charlie Sheen
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From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls. Charlie Sheen
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I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero. Charlie Sheen
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I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren't special. People who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. Charlie Sheen
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I got tiger blood, man. My brain...fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm. Charlie Sheen
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I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I don't to be an impostor and just helping for the sake of helping. If I am going to help somebody, I want it to be valuable. And if they don't follow my advice, then they are a frigging idiot. I'm joking. Charlie Sheen
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I think the power of the mind is amazing, and we've barely scratched the surface of what it can do. Charlie Sheen
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Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people. Charlie Sheen
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I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second. Charlie Sheen
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There's been a tsunami of media, and I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard. Charlie Sheen
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I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy. Charlie Sheen
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It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on, Charlie Sheen
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I blinked and I cured my brain. Charlie Sheen
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The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one. Charlie Sheen
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I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers. Charlie Sheen
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I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big. Charlie Sheen
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We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art. Charlie Sheen
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I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point. Charlie Sheen
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Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced? Charlie Sheen
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I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible. Charlie Sheen
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It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain. Charlie Sheen
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There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse. Charlie Sheen
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Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls. Charlie Sheen
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I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy. Charlie Sheen
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Women are not to be hit, they're to be hugged and caressed. Charlie Sheen
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Every plan I have is the best plan in the room. Charlie Sheen
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You never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don't have to make sure your story matches everyone else's. Charlie Sheen
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You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone. Charlie Sheen
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Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb. Charlie Sheen
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People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It's an invasion. Charlie Sheen
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You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off. Charlie Sheen
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I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. Charlie Sheen
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You borrow my brain for 5 seconds, and just be like Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard, because it fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm. Charlie Sheen
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Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed. Charlie Sheen
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It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view. Charlie Sheen
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Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again, to teach others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and meaning to this life. Charlie Sheen
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It's been a tsunami of media and I"ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard. Charlie Sheen
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The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning. Charlie Sheen
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I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future. Charlie Sheen
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I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. Charlie Sheen
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I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it. Charlie Sheen
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That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. Charlie Sheen
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I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age. Charlie Sheen
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The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children. Charlie Sheen
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When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars. Charlie Sheen
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I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain. Charlie Sheen
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I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go. Charlie Sheen
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The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard. Charlie Sheen
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I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself. Charlie Sheen
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I'm grandiose because I live a grandiose life. Charlie Sheen
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The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive. Charlie Sheen
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I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad. Charlie Sheen
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Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. Charlie Sheen
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Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image. Charlie Sheen
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If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage. Charlie Sheen
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They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored. Charlie Sheen
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The Goddesses? I don't believe the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best choice available. Charlie Sheen
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I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips. Charlie Sheen
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I'm grandiose. Because I live a grandiose life. I'm not 'aw shucks' ... because I'm gnarly. Charlie Sheen
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People that aren't special, people that don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA Charlie Sheen
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We need to hack up the person responsible for this bad connection....hack him up in front of his children. We need to cut off his face and wear it and go on a really tightly budgeted shopping spree in stores that don't exist yet. Charlie Sheen
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Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls. Charlie Sheen
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I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. Charlie Sheen
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Rock bottom; that's a fishing term. Charlie Sheen
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I'm not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly. Charlie Sheen
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I'm still alive, which is pretty cool. Charlie Sheen
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I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs. Charlie Sheen
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I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat. Charlie Sheen
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