Charles M Schulz Quotes & Wallpapers

Charles M Schulz
Total Quotes: 294


Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times. Charles M Schulz

A watched supper dish never fills! Charles M Schulz

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart. Charles M Schulz

My grandfather has been very depressed lately. He just doesn't know what to do. He says it's late in the game, and he's afraid that life has him beaten." "Tell him to take out the goalie. Charles M Schulz

Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was. Charles M Schulz

Dear Sweetheart, Without you my days are endless. Days seem like weeks... Weeks feel like months... Months like years... Years like centuries... Centuries like... You get the idea. Charles M Schulz

Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean... Charles M Schulz

It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it... Charles M Schulz

Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education. Charles M Schulz

Do what is absolutely you and nobody else. Charles M Schulz

I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions! Charles M Schulz

Cartooning really is just designing. Charles M Schulz

It just seems that if you hang on for a while longer, there is always something bright around the corner, or the dark clouds will go away and there will be sunshine again. Charles M Schulz

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate. Charles M Schulz

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M Schulz

Love is sharing your popcorn. Charles M Schulz

Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair." "Like a what?" "Have you ever been on a cruise ship? Passengers open up these canvas deck chairs so they can sit in the sun... Some people place their chairs facing the rear of the ship so they can see where they've been... Other people face their chairs forward... They want to see where they're going! On the cruise ship of life, Charlie Brown, which way is your deck chair facing?" "I've never been able to get one unfolded... Charles M Schulz

Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home. Charles M Schulz

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and wonder if my life would be different if I had to do it over... Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, "boy, there's an original thought! Charles M Schulz

The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my Life. DRAWING. Charles M Schulz

I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it's a complete mystery. Charles M Schulz

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please. Charles M Schulz

Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream! Charles M Schulz

Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise out of the pumpkin patch that night, please remember I am your most loyal follower. Have a nice trip. Don't forget to take out flight insurance. Charles M Schulz

Soon Hansel and Gretel came to a little cottage. When they got quite near, they saw that the little house was made of bread and roofed with cake. The windows were transparent sugar." "There must not have been a very strict building code... Charles M Schulz

I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come over and sit next to me. I think I'll ask her to sit next to me here, and then I think I'll tell her how much I've always admired her... I think I'll flap my arms, and fly to the moon. Charles M Schulz

Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I were eating lunch together... But she's gone... She's moved away, and I don't know where she lives, and she doesn't know I even exist, and I'll never see her again... And... I wish men cried... Charles M Schulz

Love is not knowing what you're talking about. Charles M Schulz

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say. Charles M Schulz

Bob Dylan will be thirty years old this month..." "That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard. Charles M Schulz

There is no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential. Charles M Schulz

You can't write a term paper before breakfast. Charles M Schulz

I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste. Charles M Schulz

There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile Charles M Schulz

Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start? Charles M Schulz

Who are you writing to, Linus?" "This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween Night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys for all the children!" "You must be crazy! When are you going to stop believing in something that isn't true?" "When *you* stop believing in that fellow with a red suit and the white beard who goes, 'Ho, ho, ho!'" "We're obviously separated by denominational differences. Charles M Schulz

Nobody remembers who came in second. Charles M Schulz

Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds! Charles M Schulz

The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another. Charles M Schulz

Dear IRS, I am writing to you to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list. Charles M Schulz

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. Charles M Schulz

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back. Charles M Schulz

I'm dying and all I hear are insults! Charles M Schulz

LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner. SALLY: Do you want to come too, Linus? We can hold hands under the table. LINUS: BLECH! Charles M Schulz

Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!! Charles M Schulz

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. Charles M Schulz

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. Charles M Schulz

I've been thinking... Maybe you're a mockingbird... Mockingbirds imitate the songs of other birds... No, I've never heard of any copyright problems. Charles M Schulz

Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means. Charles M Schulz

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep. Charles M Schulz

Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I'm pretty sure it was you. Charles M Schulz

You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'? Charles M Schulz

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me! Charles M Schulz

I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!" "So what else is new? Charles M Schulz

All is well... That's my new philosophy... Charles M Schulz

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. Charles M Schulz

Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see. Charles M Schulz

Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you. Charles M Schulz

Look at Charlie Brown's face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to study your face. Now this is what you call a failure face, Linus. Notice how it has failure written all over it. Study it carefully Linus. You rarely see such a good example. Notice the deep lines, the dull vacant look in the eyes. Yes, I would say this is one of the finest examples of a failure face that your liable to see for a long while. Charles M Schulz

There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike. Charles M Schulz

I enjoy looking at your face... Whenever I look at your face, a question always comes to my mind... Will man ever succeed in reaching the moon? Charles M Schulz

Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list. Charles M Schulz

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults. Charles M Schulz

We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel. Charles M Schulz

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. Charles M Schulz

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' Charles M Schulz

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed. Charles M Schulz

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another. Charles M Schulz

The term that best describes me now is 'secular humanist.' Charles M Schulz

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you. Charles M Schulz



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