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Bill Cosby
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If you know two languages, the level of your intelligence is multiplied a hundredfold in other people's eyes. Bill Cosby
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Don't talk yourself into not being you. Bill Cosby
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We spoke to God about the children, and we were afraid to ask God for specific things. We thought that it might be too much. So we said to God 'Please give us a healthy child' and left it at that, not knowing that God is a generous God, but also has a sense of humor. And if you leave that much open for God, some wonderful jokes are going to come about. Bill Cosby
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I'm supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty," I told her. Without a moment's hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: "It depends on if you're drinking or pouring. Bill Cosby
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It is not a matter of who is rejecting me, as much as it is somebody may get it, and I am going to keep plowing through it because in this world of education, there is a harvest. Bill Cosby
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest. Bill Cosby
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The game of chess. Supposedly men made it up, and it's about war and men and the ravages and the bravery and the genius of commanding and moving pieces and ... No. It's marriage. The Queen moves anywhere she wants. Bill Cosby
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I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcoms?it had nothing to do with the color of them?I just didn't like any of them. I saw little kids, let's say 6 or 7 years old, white kids, black kids. And the way they were addressing the father or the mother, the writers had turned things around, so the little children were smarter than the parent or the caregiver. They were just not funny to me. I felt that it was manipulative and the audience was looking at something that had no responsibility to the family. Bill Cosby
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise. Bill Cosby
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If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there. Bill Cosby
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My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children. Bill Cosby
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Yes, having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. Bill Cosby
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If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library. Bill Cosby
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Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago! Bill Cosby
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. Bill Cosby
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes. Bill Cosby
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Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.' Bill Cosby
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We've got too many young girls, who don't know how to parent, turning themselves into parents. Bill Cosby
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My feeling is, personally, I want to die first... because I believe that when you die, your soul goes immediately up for judgment - and I don't want my wife up there first. No, the judgment will be horrendous. Bill Cosby
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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any. Bill Cosby
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When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. Bill Cosby
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I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices. Bill Cosby
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I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal. Bill Cosby
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There's no tradition today except initials, 'CSI,' 'NCIS,' all the rest. Even with reruns today, people don't know there was a 'Dick Van Dyke Show,' or 'Andy Griffith,' or 'Cheers.' Bill Cosby
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George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words. Bill Cosby
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I watch an awful lot of television, and I get a little tired of what I see... We have about six television sets in our house, and it's less expensive for me to do a television series than it is for me to throw them all out. Bill Cosby
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Old is always fifteen years from now. Bill Cosby
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I think you need to make responsibility something that's not just a word. Bill Cosby
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now. Bill Cosby
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy. Bill Cosby
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. Bill Cosby
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You are more important to yourself than you think you are. Bill Cosby
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Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it. Bill Cosby
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we cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the best that we can. The key word is education - education with maximum effort. Without it, we cannot be in charge of ourselves or anyone else. Bill Cosby
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Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli. Bill Cosby
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A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone. Bill Cosby
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I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door. Bill Cosby
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We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts. Bill Cosby
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And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility. Bill Cosby
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Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either. Bill Cosby
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Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you. Bill Cosby
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My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we do notwantsix. Bill Cosby
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I don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone. Bill Cosby
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I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy does' have to answer to innuendos, Bill Cosby
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Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter. Bill Cosby
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I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. Bill Cosby
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Because for me it is almost analgesic to talk about what the white man is doing against us. And it keeps a person frozen in their seat, it keeps you frozen in your hole you're sitting in. Bill Cosby
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I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcoms it had nothing to do with the color of them I just didn't like any of them. I saw little kids, let's say 6 or 7 years old, white kids, black kids. And the way they were addressing the father or the mother, the writers had turned things around, so the little children were smarter than the parent or the caregiver. They were just not funny to me. I felt that it was manipulative and the audience was looking at something that had no responsibility to the family. Bill Cosby
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