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Bill Cosby
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I wanted to give the house back to the parents. Bill Cosby
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You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger. Bill Cosby
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world. Bill Cosby
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven. Bill Cosby
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first? Bill Cosby
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The heart of marriage is memories. Bill Cosby
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The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation. Bill Cosby
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking. Bill Cosby
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If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race. Bill Cosby
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For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked. Bill Cosby
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and... mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it. Bill Cosby
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. Bill Cosby
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find the humor in anything, you can survive it. Bill Cosby
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Parents are not quite interested injustice, they are interested in quiet. Bill Cosby
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I think 'I Spy,' still when you look at it, speaks volumes in terms of propaganda for equality. It's just magnificent. Bill Cosby
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life. Bill Cosby
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Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die. Bill Cosby
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You can't prove somebody is a racist unless they really come out and do the act and is found to be that. Bill Cosby
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It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful. Bill Cosby
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I'm old, not dead. Bill Cosby
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I don't spend my hours worrying how to slip a social message into my act. Bill Cosby
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It was hard for me, being in school. And nobody was there to tell me how important it was. Bill Cosby
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When Bob Dylan was a beginning fellow, Len Chandler, a black singer-musician who played a 12-string guitar, was a friend of his. Bill Cosby
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When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree. Bill Cosby
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If you have one of the worst schools in the city, then chances are the teachers are not going to care for you. Chances are the parents don't feel seriously about coming to meet with teachers. Bill Cosby
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Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see. Bill Cosby
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Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening. Bill Cosby
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What kept me out of trouble is going right to the edge and then... thinking that my mother would be embarrassed, and that I didn't want to embarrass her, and that my father would be embarrassed, and I just didn't want to do that to my family. Bill Cosby
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Things from real life are the things that get people laughing. Bill Cosby
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. Bill Cosby
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The summit, which is set up to educate people about managing their money and protecting their income, leads to empowerment of self, for which this summit needs to be applauded. Bill Cosby
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Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard. Bill Cosby
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If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff. Bill Cosby
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Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets? Bill Cosby
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Betrayal, abandonment, deceit and manipulation. Bill Cosby
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If you know two languages, the level of your intelligence is multiplied a hundredfold in other people's eyes. Bill Cosby
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Don't talk yourself into not being you. Bill Cosby
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Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet. Bill Cosby
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It is not a matter of who is rejecting me, as much as it is somebody may get it, and I am going to keep plowing through it because in this world of education, there is a harvest. Bill Cosby
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest. Bill Cosby
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. Bill Cosby
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby
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By the 1960s, many of us believed that the Civil Rights Movement could eliminate racism in America during our lifetime. But despite significant progress, racism remains. Bill Cosby
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We spoke to God about the children, and we were afraid to ask God for specific things. We thought that it might be too much. So we said to God 'Please give us a healthy child' and left it at that, not knowing that God is a generous God, but also has a sense of humor. And if you leave that much open for God, some wonderful jokes are going to come about. Bill Cosby
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I'm supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty," I told her. Without a moment's hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: "It depends on if you're drinking or pouring. Bill Cosby
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My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it. Bill Cosby
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Every father says the same thing: Where's your mother? Bill Cosby
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College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things. Bill Cosby
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I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children. Bill Cosby
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How long can you tread water? Bill Cosby
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On many young actors that don't give their parents proper credit: I'm still waiting for some actor to win, say, an Oscar... and deliver the following acceptance speech: I would like to thank my parents, first of all, for letting me live. Bill Cosby
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I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop... Bill Cosby
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world. Bill Cosby
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Because for me it is almost analgesic to talk about what the white man is doing against us. And it keeps a person frozen in their seat, it keeps you frozen in your hole you're sitting in. Bill Cosby
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Criticizing is easy, art is difficult. Bill Cosby
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Violence won't solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though. Bill Cosby
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After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't." Bill Cosby
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Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy. Bill Cosby
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I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler whose son now says. Bill Cosby
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't. Bill Cosby
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People say to me, 'Do you know who you look like?' And I say, 'I'm really tired of looking like that guy.' Bill Cosby
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Comedy Central is what these young people are viewing. The network speaks to their audience, which is saying, 'Give me fast jokes. Give me party stories and party language.' Bill Cosby
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There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess. Bill Cosby
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We've got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch. Bill Cosby
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Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to. Bill Cosby
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Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O. Bill Cosby
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There's a gap between people knowing what I do and really believing that I still do that - and wondering what it is I really do. Bill Cosby
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Everybody is not a victim. Bill Cosby
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Karl Malden was a good friend of mine, and he said, 'You draw the people to you,' and I guess that's what I do. Bill Cosby
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Learning to read clusters is not something your eyes do naturally. It takes constant practice. Bill Cosby
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