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Bill Cosby
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Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening. Bill Cosby
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What kept me out of trouble is going right to the edge and then... thinking that my mother would be embarrassed, and that I didn't want to embarrass her, and that my father would be embarrassed, and I just didn't want to do that to my family. Bill Cosby
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Things from real life are the things that get people laughing. Bill Cosby
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. Bill Cosby
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When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a training jock. And believe me, when I played football, I could have used a training jock more than any twelve-year-old needs a training bra. Bill Cosby
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If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race. Bill Cosby
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking. Bill Cosby
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first? Bill Cosby
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The heart of marriage is memories. Bill Cosby
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If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it Bill Cosby
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My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now. Bill Cosby
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Never say [to younger people] "that was before your time," because the last full moon was before their time! Bill Cosby
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The summit, which is set up to educate people about managing their money and protecting their income, leads to empowerment of self, for which this summit needs to be applauded. Bill Cosby
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The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation. Bill Cosby
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. Bill Cosby
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby
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By the 1960s, many of us believed that the Civil Rights Movement could eliminate racism in America during our lifetime. But despite significant progress, racism remains. Bill Cosby
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't. Bill Cosby
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People say to me, 'Do you know who you look like?' And I say, 'I'm really tired of looking like that guy.' Bill Cosby
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Comedy Central is what these young people are viewing. The network speaks to their audience, which is saying, 'Give me fast jokes. Give me party stories and party language.' Bill Cosby
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There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess. Bill Cosby
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We've got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch. Bill Cosby
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Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to. Bill Cosby
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Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O. Bill Cosby
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There's a gap between people knowing what I do and really believing that I still do that - and wondering what it is I really do. Bill Cosby
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Everybody is not a victim. Bill Cosby
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Karl Malden was a good friend of mine, and he said, 'You draw the people to you,' and I guess that's what I do. Bill Cosby
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Learning to read clusters is not something your eyes do naturally. It takes constant practice. Bill Cosby
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Nobody asked you to flip burgers for the rest of your life. Bill Cosby
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'The Cosby Show' made an impact on comedy, television and culture. We rejected lowering the bar. Bill Cosby
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I use the exercise room early, because I don't want to get on the treadmill and everyone's going 'Oh, Bill Cosby,' and then they come around to see how fast I'm walking, and it becomes very competitive. Bill Cosby
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What we need is for people to realize - 'I want to raise my kid. I want to go back and get my three kids. I want to take on that responsibility. I want to love my children.' Bill Cosby
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Telemarketers tell me I sound like Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby
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We are all anxious to be accepted. But if you have a strong mother and father who tell you that you don't have to dress a crazy way, or hang out with people who are looking for trouble in order to be loved and accepted, then half the battle is over. Bill Cosby
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Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet. Bill Cosby
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If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff. Bill Cosby
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Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets? Bill Cosby
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If you know two languages, the level of your intelligence is multiplied a hundredfold in other people's eyes. Bill Cosby
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Don't talk yourself into not being you. Bill Cosby
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Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard. Bill Cosby
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Criticizing is easy, art is difficult. Bill Cosby
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Violence won't solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though. Bill Cosby
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After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't." Bill Cosby
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Betrayal, abandonment, deceit and manipulation. Bill Cosby
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now. Bill Cosby
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy. Bill Cosby
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. Bill Cosby
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. Bill Cosby
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes. Bill Cosby
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Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.' Bill Cosby
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We've got too many young girls, who don't know how to parent, turning themselves into parents. Bill Cosby
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My feeling is, personally, I want to die first... because I believe that when you die, your soul goes immediately up for judgment - and I don't want my wife up there first. No, the judgment will be horrendous. Bill Cosby
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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any. Bill Cosby
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When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. Bill Cosby
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I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices. Bill Cosby
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I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal. Bill Cosby
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There's no tradition today except initials, 'CSI,' 'NCIS,' all the rest. Even with reruns today, people don't know there was a 'Dick Van Dyke Show,' or 'Andy Griffith,' or 'Cheers.' Bill Cosby
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George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words. Bill Cosby
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I watch an awful lot of television, and I get a little tired of what I see... We have about six television sets in our house, and it's less expensive for me to do a television series than it is for me to throw them all out. Bill Cosby
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Old is always fifteen years from now. Bill Cosby
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I think you need to make responsibility something that's not just a word. Bill Cosby
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The game of chess. Supposedly men made it up, and it's about war and men and the ravages and the bravery and the genius of commanding and moving pieces and ... No. It's marriage. The Queen moves anywhere she wants. Bill Cosby
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I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcoms?it had nothing to do with the color of them?I just didn't like any of them. I saw little kids, let's say 6 or 7 years old, white kids, black kids. And the way they were addressing the father or the mother, the writers had turned things around, so the little children were smarter than the parent or the caregiver. They were just not funny to me. I felt that it was manipulative and the audience was looking at something that had no responsibility to the family. Bill Cosby
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise. Bill Cosby
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Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago! Bill Cosby
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My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we do notwantsix. Bill Cosby
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we cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the best that we can. The key word is education - education with maximum effort. Without it, we cannot be in charge of ourselves or anyone else. Bill Cosby
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Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli. Bill Cosby
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You are more important to yourself than you think you are. Bill Cosby
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