Anonymous Quotes & Wallpapers


Total Quotes: 4164


You have two chances - one of getting the germ and one of not. And if you get the germ you have two chances - one of getting the disease and one of not. And if you get the disease you have two chances - one of dying and one of not. And if you die - well, you still have two chances! Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Don't just do something - sit there! Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

In the old days a man who saved money was a miser; nowadays he's a wonder. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Mommies are just big little girls. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Strong lager and some early Zep tunes. I ask thee, is there a better way to spend an evening? Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

May your bobbin always be full! Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

When I learned to sew, I forgot how to cook. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

When life throws you scraps, make a quilt. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Sewing forever, housework whenever. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Quilters never cut corners. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Our lives are like quilts - bits and pieces, joy and sorrow, stitched with love. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Nurses can take the pressure. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that too stupid to live should be a diagnosis. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

A hole is nothing at all, but you can still break your neck in it. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

I think a photography class should be a requirement in all educational programs because it makes you see the world rather than just look at it. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

When at night you cannot sleep, talk to the Shepherd and stop counting sheep. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Those who have lost an infant are never, as it were, without an infant child. Their other children grow into manhood and womanhood, and suffer all the changes of mortality; but this one alone is rendered an immortal child; for death has arrested it with its kindly harshness, and blessed it into an eternal image of youth and innocence. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

The man whose book is filled with quotations, may be said to creep along the shore of authors, as if he were afraid to trust himself to the free compass of reasoning. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all colour-blind? Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Good company upon the road is the shortest cut. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

There are three religious truths: 1) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3) Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Instead of being born again, why not just grow up? Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

The problem with fundamentalists insisting on a literal interpretation of the Bible is that the meaning of words change. A prime example is 'Spare the rod, spoil the child.' A rod was a stick used by shepherds to guide their sheep to go in the desired direction. Shepherds did not use it to beat their sheep. The proper translation of the saying is 'Give your child guidance, or they will go astray.' It does not mean 'Beat the shit out of your child or he will become rotten' as many fundamentalist parents seem to belive. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

To a runner, a side stich is like a car alarm. It signifies something is wrong, but you ignore it until it goes away. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Runners just do it - they run for the finish line even if someone else has reached it first. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Prepare and prevent, don't repair and repent. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Be alert! Accidents hurt. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Better dead sure than sure dead. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Wishing won't keep you safe - safety will. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

I have my own little world, but it's okay - they know me here. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

A biophysicist talks physics to the biologists and biology to the physicists, but then he meets another biophysicist, they just discuss women. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Blessed are the children of scrapbookers, for they shall inherit the scrapbooks. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

When life gives you scraps, make something with them. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

I once knew a woman who offered her honor So I honored her offer And all night long I was on her and off her. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color! Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

The work will wait while you show the child the rainbow, but the rainbow won't wait while you do the work. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Only skydivers know why the birds sing. They never have to pack a parachute. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

You know you're a skydiver when you show up at the drop zone even on the worst-weather days because at least you can sit around drinking beer. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Skip like the wind! Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

The world always looks brighter from behind a smile. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Every day you spend without a smile, is a lost day. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

A smile is something you can't give away; it always comes back to you. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

I'm not anti-social. I'm pro-solitude. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

He who can be a good son will be a good father. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Man's pity for himself, or for his son, Always premising that said son at college Has not contracted much more debt than knowledge. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Sometimes God calms the storm. At other times, he calms the sailor. And sometimes he makes us swim. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

What goes around comes around, just like a flip turn. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind! Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

It's difficult to decide whether growing pains are something teenagers have - or are. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

How come wrong numbers are never busy? Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Tennis begins with love. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

There's a book that tells you where you should go on your vacation. It's called your checkbook. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry.... There's two to kiss, two to hug; And best of all, there's two to love! Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat? Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

It's not the bullet with my name on it that worries me. It's the one that says To whom it may concern. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

But a weed is simply a plant that wants to grow where people want something else. In blaming nature, people mistake the culprit. Weeds are people's idea, not nature's. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:

Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat. Anonymous
Download Wallpaper:



<< PREVIOUS PAGE Page 9 of 60 | NEXT PAGE >
1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9   10   11   12   13   14   15   16   17   18   19   20   21   22   23   24   25   26   27   28   29   30   31   32   33   34   35   36   37   38   39   40   41   42   43   44   45   46   47   48   49   50   51   52   53   54   55   56   57   58   59   60  


RELATED TOPICS

Alcoholics Anonymous Quotes, Anonymous Atheist Quotes, Anonymous Birthday Quotes, Anonymous Fashion Quotes, Anonymous Flag, Anonymous Group Quotes, Anonymous Hackers, Anonymous Hackers Quotes, Anonymous Inspirational Quotes, Anonymous Knowledge Quotes, Anonymous Legion Quotes,