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True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen. Anonymous
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May the lights of Hanukkah usher in a better world for all humankind. Anonymous
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There is only one way to cheer - hard! Anonymous
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Homecoming means more than winning a competition or a sporting event. It provides an opportunity for every component of the university to come together to celebrate as a whole. Anonymous
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Homecoming means football, festivities, and friendship. Anonymous
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Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were. Anonymous
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Our love could change the orbit of the earth. So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind. Anonymous
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Past the seeker as he prayed came the crippled and the beggar and the beaten. And seeing them... he cried, Great God, how is it that a loving creator can see such things and yet do nothing about them? God said, I did do something. I made you. Anonymous
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Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. Anonymous
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Anonymous
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God understands our prayers even when we can't find the words to say them. Anonymous
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A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have. Anonymous
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If tears could build a stairway, And memories a lane, I'd walk right up to Heaven And bring you home again. Anonymous
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A teacher takes a hand, opens a mind, and touches a heart. Anonymous
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The thing I'm most thankful for right now is elastic waistbands. Anonymous
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You have reached the breast self-examination hotline. Please press 1 now. Now press the other one. Anonymous
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We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. Anonymous
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You can't hide your true colors as you approach the autumn of your life. Anonymous
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Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up. Anonymous
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When the problem is not so much resisting temptation as finding it, you may just be getting older. Anonymous
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. Anonymous
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If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic. Anonymous
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Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. Anonymous
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If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine. Anonymous
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If you get upset when the toast burns, what are you going to do when your house burns down? Anonymous
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If the sky falls, hold up your hands. Anonymous
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Wag more. Bark less. Anonymous
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A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. Anonymous
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A dirty book is rarely dusty. Anonymous
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A brother shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams. Anonymous
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I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three. Anonymous
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A consultant is a man sent in after the battle to bayonet the wounded. Anonymous
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Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes. Anonymous
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No heaven will not ever Heaven be Unless my cats are there to welcome me. Anonymous
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Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats. Anonymous
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A good cheerleader is not measured by the height of her jumps but by the span of her spirit. Anonymous
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Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin! Anonymous
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Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. Anonymous
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Coffee, n. break fluid. Anonymous
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If it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee! Anonymous
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All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person. Anonymous
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if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF}; Anonymous
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I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that? Anonymous
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Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? Anonymous
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Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it. Anonymous
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Microsoft, where quality is job 1.1. Anonymous
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What boots up must come down. Anonymous
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That I could clamber to the frozen moon And draw the ladder after me. Anonymous
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A daughter is the happy memories of the past, the joyful moments of the present, and the hope and promise of the future. Anonymous
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When one bases his life on principle, 99 percent of his decisions are already made. Anonymous
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I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill. Anonymous
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There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. Anonymous
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If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Anonymous
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Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can. Anonymous
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There's nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won't fix. Anonymous
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Your stomach shouldn't be a waist basket. Anonymous
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I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days. Anonymous
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Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! Anonymous
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I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night - especially since I walked there. Anonymous
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I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example. Anonymous
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How can the spirit of the earth like the white man?... Everywhere the white man has touched it, it is sore. Anonymous
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Experience is what you got by not having it when you need it. Anonymous
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Fear: False Evidence Appearing Real. Anonymous
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What you call a hero, I call just doing my job. Anonymous
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Gone fishin', be back at dark-thirty! Anonymous
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Gardening is a matter of your enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it. Anonymous
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God's last name is not Dammit. Anonymous
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You found God? If nobody claims him in thirty days, he's yours! Anonymous
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Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle. Anonymous
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Gray hair is a blessing - ask any bald man. Anonymous
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