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About the only thing that comes without effort is old age.. Anonymous

One reason we should love our enemies is that we made them ourselves. Another reason is that they keep us on our toes, a third reason is that we should make them our friends. Anonymous

Enthusiasm is the Spirit of God working with you. Anonymous

Avoid being impatient. Remember time brings roses. Anonymous

The nearest to perfection that most people come is when filling out an employment application. Anonymous

Don't worry about the intensity and direction of the putt - until you get on the green! Anonymous

The civilized savage is the worst of all savages. Anonymous

Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number. Anonymous

Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated. Anonymous

A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank. Anonymous

If you hear that everybody is buying a certain stock, ask who is selling. Anonymous

In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out. Anonymous

No man deserves punishment for his thoughts. Anonymous

To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness. Anonymous

Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubtful, charity in everything. Anonymous

Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously; And I have loved you so long, Delighting in your company. Anonymous

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. Anonymous

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. Anonymous

Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better. Anonymous

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby. Anonymous

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. Anonymous

Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance. Anonymous

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. Anonymous

I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant. Anonymous

Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional. Anonymous

I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country.... Corporations have been enthroned, an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money-power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until the wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed. Anonymous

Regardless of differences, we strive shoulder to shoulder... Teamwork can be summed up in five short words: We believe in each other. Anonymous

Your love has gone all through my body like honey in water, as a drug is mixed into spices, as water is mingled with wine.... Anonymous

It just wouldn't be a picnic without the ants. Anonymous

The I in illness is isolation, and the crucial letters in wellness are we. Anonymous

Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work. Anonymous

Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is. Anonymous

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. Anonymous

As we struggle to make sense of things, life looks on in repose. Anonymous

Life is all about how you handle Plan B. Anonymous

Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. Anonymous

Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts. Anonymous

There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you. Anonymous

It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time. Anonymous

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Anonymous

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase. Anonymous

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. Anonymous

Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles. Anonymous

It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. Anonymous

The problem with drinking and driving is the mourning after. Anonymous

Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside. Anonymous

The whole inspiration of our life as a nation flows out from the waving folds of this banner. Anonymous

Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I'll miss you Until we meet again! Anonymous

Missing someone gets easier every day because even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other, it's one day closer to the next time you will. Anonymous

No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent pulling a baby picture out of a wallet. Anonymous

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. Anonymous

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen. Anonymous

May the lights of Hanukkah usher in a better world for all humankind. Anonymous

There is only one way to cheer - hard! Anonymous

Homecoming means more than winning a competition or a sporting event. It provides an opportunity for every component of the university to come together to celebrate as a whole. Anonymous

Homecoming means football, festivities, and friendship. Anonymous

Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were. Anonymous

Our love could change the orbit of the earth. So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind. Anonymous

Past the seeker as he prayed came the crippled and the beggar and the beaten. And seeing them... he cried, Great God, how is it that a loving creator can see such things and yet do nothing about them? God said, I did do something. I made you. Anonymous

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. Anonymous

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Anonymous

God understands our prayers even when we can't find the words to say them. Anonymous

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have. Anonymous

If tears could build a stairway, And memories a lane, I'd walk right up to Heaven And bring you home again. Anonymous

A teacher takes a hand, opens a mind, and touches a heart. Anonymous

The thing I'm most thankful for right now is elastic waistbands. Anonymous

You have reached the breast self-examination hotline. Please press 1 now. Now press the other one. Anonymous

We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. Anonymous

You can't hide your true colors as you approach the autumn of your life. Anonymous

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up. Anonymous

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