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Plant flowers in others' gardens and your life becomes a bouquet! Anonymous
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My sexual preference is often. Anonymous
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He knows when you're happy He knows when you're comfortable He knows when you're confident And he always knows when you have carrots. Anonymous
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Horse sense, n.: Stable thinking. Anonymous
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Cleanliness is next to impossible. Anonymous
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Anonymous
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Anonymous
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I have a present for you, but I need to borrow your arms for wrapping paper. Anonymous
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Hugs are the universal medicine. Anonymous
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Your hugs and kisses are like the stars that light up my life when things get dark. Anonymous
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Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings. Anonymous
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God pulled an all-nighter on the sixth day. Anonymous
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Without geography, you're nowhere. Anonymous
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I plan on living forever. So far, so good. Anonymous
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Anonymous
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Many of us believe that wrongs aren't wrong if it's done by nice people like ourselves. Anonymous
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why most people seem bright until you hear them speak. Anonymous
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You will find more happiness growing down than up. Anonymous
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The advent of electronic mail is fostering a revival of the familiar letter. Anonymous
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The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented. Anonymous
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The pearl is the queen of gems and the gem of queens. Anonymous
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As though pure white snow flashed and sparkled with the color of bright ruddy wine, and was overcome by this radiance. Anonymous
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A certificate does not make you certified. Attitude, performance, commitment to self and team - these and a certificate make you certified. Anonymous
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Words want to be free! Anonymous
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Every leader needs to look back once in a while to make sure he has followers. Anonymous
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The past is a good place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. Anonymous
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Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who don't depend on it. Anonymous
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Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. Anonymous
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Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero. Anonymous
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A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. Anonymous
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A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report. Anonymous
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Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. Anonymous
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Those who believe money can do everything are frequently prepared to do everything for money. Anonymous
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I'd like mornings better if they started later. Anonymous
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The mother of boys work son-up to son-down. Anonymous
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Midnight bugs taste best. Anonymous
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Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. Anonymous
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The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. Anonymous
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Maintenance is as much art as it is science. Anonymous
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So much fabric, so little time! Or, sew much fabric, sew little time! Anonymous
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My husband is a human pincushion. Anonymous
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Don't needle the seamstress. Anonymous
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Quilters never grow old, they just go to pieces. Anonymous
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A family is a patchwork of love. Anonymous
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A bed without a quilt is like a sky without stars. Anonymous
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Parents know best how to push our buttons because they installed them. Anonymous
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places. Anonymous
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Religion is a man using a divining rod. Philosophy is a man using a pick and shovel. Anonymous
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The poor are poor because the rich are rich. Anonymous
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Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my tears to keep My baby sleeps in Heaven's arms Peaceful with angelic charms Take my tears but grant me a kiss From the angel baby I so miss. Anonymous
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Dear Lord, I would have loved to have held my babies on my lap and tell them about you, but since I didn't get the chance, would you please hold them on your lap and tell them about me? Anonymous
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Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software. Anonymous
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Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for still doesn't work. Anonymous
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A good pun is its own reword. Anonymous
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Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check? Anonymous
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Reality is a palette that humans paint on to let themselves sleep better at night. Anonymous
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On the sixth day God created man. On the seventh day, man returned the favor. Anonymous
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Why live on the edge when you can jump off it? Anonymous
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Your safety gears are between your ears. Anonymous
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Personal protective equipment is self-defense. Anonymous
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Safety is as simple as ABC - Always Be Careful. Anonymous
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Alert today, alive tomorrow. Anonymous
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When safety is a factor, call in a contractor. Anonymous
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Scientists should always state the opinions upon which their facts are based. Anonymous
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I scrapbook therefore I am - broke. Anonymous
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To crop or not to crop, that is the question. Anonymous
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My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide. Anonymous
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Discipline weighs ounces, regret weighs tons. Anonymous
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. Anonymous
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God hides things by putting them all around us. Anonymous
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