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Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. Anonymous
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Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero. Anonymous
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A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. Anonymous
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A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report. Anonymous
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Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. Anonymous
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Those who believe money can do everything are frequently prepared to do everything for money. Anonymous
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I'd like mornings better if they started later. Anonymous
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The mother of boys work son-up to son-down. Anonymous
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Midnight bugs taste best. Anonymous
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Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. Anonymous
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The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. Anonymous
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Maintenance is as much art as it is science. Anonymous
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So much fabric, so little time! Or, sew much fabric, sew little time! Anonymous
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My husband is a human pincushion. Anonymous
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Don't needle the seamstress. Anonymous
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Quilters never grow old, they just go to pieces. Anonymous
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A family is a patchwork of love. Anonymous
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A bed without a quilt is like a sky without stars. Anonymous
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Parents know best how to push our buttons because they installed them. Anonymous
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places. Anonymous
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Religion is a man using a divining rod. Philosophy is a man using a pick and shovel. Anonymous
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The poor are poor because the rich are rich. Anonymous
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Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my tears to keep My baby sleeps in Heaven's arms Peaceful with angelic charms Take my tears but grant me a kiss From the angel baby I so miss. Anonymous
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Dear Lord, I would have loved to have held my babies on my lap and tell them about you, but since I didn't get the chance, would you please hold them on your lap and tell them about me? Anonymous
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Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software. Anonymous
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Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for still doesn't work. Anonymous
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A good pun is its own reword. Anonymous
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Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check? Anonymous
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Reality is a palette that humans paint on to let themselves sleep better at night. Anonymous
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On the sixth day God created man. On the seventh day, man returned the favor. Anonymous
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Why live on the edge when you can jump off it? Anonymous
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Your safety gears are between your ears. Anonymous
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Personal protective equipment is self-defense. Anonymous
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Safety is as simple as ABC - Always Be Careful. Anonymous
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Alert today, alive tomorrow. Anonymous
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When safety is a factor, call in a contractor. Anonymous
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Scientists should always state the opinions upon which their facts are based. Anonymous
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I scrapbook therefore I am - broke. Anonymous
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To crop or not to crop, that is the question. Anonymous
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My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide. Anonymous
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Discipline weighs ounces, regret weighs tons. Anonymous
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. Anonymous
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God hides things by putting them all around us. Anonymous
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Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. Anonymous
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I shop like a bull - I charge everything! Anonymous
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. Anonymous
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You know you're a skydiver when you buy anything you calculate how many skydives it will cost. Anonymous
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When it comes to skiing, there's a difference between what you think it's going to be like, what it's really like, and what you tell your friends it was like. Anonymous
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Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation. Anonymous
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Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine. Anonymous
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Smile - sunshine is good for your teeth. Anonymous
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In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker. Anonymous
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Do not be afraid of tomorrow; for God is already there. Anonymous
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If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention. Anonymous
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The words you choose to say something are just as important as the decision to speak. Anonymous
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Life is simply a cricket match, with temptation as the bowler. Anonymous
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98% of all statistics are made up. Anonymous
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The mark of a successful man is one that has spent an entire day on the bank of a river without feeling guilty about it. Anonymous
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Your body is a temple, but how long can you live in the same house before you redecorate? Anonymous
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Teaching creates all other professions. Anonymous
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Use of advanced messaging technology does not imply an endorsement of western industrial civilization. Anonymous
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Invest a few moments in thinking. It will pay good interest. Anonymous
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Don't keep searching for the truth, just let go of your opinions. Anonymous
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A good neighbor will babysit. A great neighbor will babysit twins. Anonymous
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Hearts entwined Twenty fingers, twenty toes, two sweet babies with cheeks of rose. Born on the same day, two gifts from above, lives entwined, two babies to love. Anonymous
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Those that say you can't take it with you never saw a car packed for a vacation trip. Anonymous
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Beauty's sister is vanity, and its daughter lust. Anonymous
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If you shoot one person you are a murderer. If you kill a couple persons you are a gangster. If you are a crazy statesman and send millions to their deaths you are a hero. Anonymous
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The only cure for seasickness is to sit on the shady side of an old brick church in the country. Anonymous
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When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels. Anonymous
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