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Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. Anonymous

Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero. Anonymous

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. Anonymous

A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report. Anonymous

Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. Anonymous

Those who believe money can do everything are frequently prepared to do everything for money. Anonymous

I'd like mornings better if they started later. Anonymous

The mother of boys work son-up to son-down. Anonymous

Midnight bugs taste best. Anonymous

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. Anonymous

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. Anonymous

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. Anonymous

So much fabric, so little time! Or, sew much fabric, sew little time! Anonymous

My husband is a human pincushion. Anonymous

Don't needle the seamstress. Anonymous

Quilters never grow old, they just go to pieces. Anonymous

A family is a patchwork of love. Anonymous

A bed without a quilt is like a sky without stars. Anonymous

Parents know best how to push our buttons because they installed them. Anonymous

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places. Anonymous

Religion is a man using a divining rod. Philosophy is a man using a pick and shovel. Anonymous

The poor are poor because the rich are rich. Anonymous

Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my tears to keep My baby sleeps in Heaven's arms Peaceful with angelic charms Take my tears but grant me a kiss From the angel baby I so miss. Anonymous

Dear Lord, I would have loved to have held my babies on my lap and tell them about you, but since I didn't get the chance, would you please hold them on your lap and tell them about me? Anonymous

Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software. Anonymous

Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for still doesn't work. Anonymous

A good pun is its own reword. Anonymous

Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check? Anonymous

Reality is a palette that humans paint on to let themselves sleep better at night. Anonymous

On the sixth day God created man. On the seventh day, man returned the favor. Anonymous

Why live on the edge when you can jump off it? Anonymous

Your safety gears are between your ears. Anonymous

Personal protective equipment is self-defense. Anonymous

Safety is as simple as ABC - Always Be Careful. Anonymous

Alert today, alive tomorrow. Anonymous

When safety is a factor, call in a contractor. Anonymous

Scientists should always state the opinions upon which their facts are based. Anonymous

I scrapbook therefore I am - broke. Anonymous

To crop or not to crop, that is the question. Anonymous

My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide. Anonymous

Discipline weighs ounces, regret weighs tons. Anonymous

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. Anonymous

God hides things by putting them all around us. Anonymous

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. Anonymous

I shop like a bull - I charge everything! Anonymous

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. Anonymous

You know you're a skydiver when you buy anything you calculate how many skydives it will cost. Anonymous

When it comes to skiing, there's a difference between what you think it's going to be like, what it's really like, and what you tell your friends it was like. Anonymous

Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation. Anonymous

Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine. Anonymous

Smile - sunshine is good for your teeth. Anonymous

In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker. Anonymous

Do not be afraid of tomorrow; for God is already there. Anonymous

If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention. Anonymous

The words you choose to say something are just as important as the decision to speak. Anonymous

Life is simply a cricket match, with temptation as the bowler. Anonymous

98% of all statistics are made up. Anonymous

The mark of a successful man is one that has spent an entire day on the bank of a river without feeling guilty about it. Anonymous

Your body is a temple, but how long can you live in the same house before you redecorate? Anonymous

Teaching creates all other professions. Anonymous

Use of advanced messaging technology does not imply an endorsement of western industrial civilization. Anonymous

Invest a few moments in thinking. It will pay good interest. Anonymous

Don't keep searching for the truth, just let go of your opinions. Anonymous

A good neighbor will babysit. A great neighbor will babysit twins. Anonymous

Hearts entwined Twenty fingers, twenty toes, two sweet babies with cheeks of rose. Born on the same day, two gifts from above, lives entwined, two babies to love. Anonymous

Those that say you can't take it with you never saw a car packed for a vacation trip. Anonymous

Beauty's sister is vanity, and its daughter lust. Anonymous

If you shoot one person you are a murderer. If you kill a couple persons you are a gangster. If you are a crazy statesman and send millions to their deaths you are a hero. Anonymous

The only cure for seasickness is to sit on the shady side of an old brick church in the country. Anonymous

When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels. Anonymous



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