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Do files get embarrassed when they're unzipped? Anonymous
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There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't. Anonymous
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Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. Anonymous
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Home is where you hang your hat. Anonymous
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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashes... oh, wait a minute, he already does. Anonymous
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He who buys what he does not need steals from himself. Anonymous
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Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. Anonymous
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. Anonymous
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You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. Anonymous
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Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. Anonymous
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Dieting is wishful shrinking. Anonymous
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I think I just ate my willpower. Anonymous
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Dieters live life in the fasting lane. Anonymous
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I'm not overweight, I'm undertall. Anonymous
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It's not what you eat but who you are when you eat it. Anonymous
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When a diplomat says yes he means perhaps; when he says perhaps he means no; when he says no he is no diplomat. Anonymous
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All in favor of conserving gasoline, please raise your right foot. Anonymous
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You know you're a grownup when your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them. Anonymous
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A virgin forest is where the hand of man has never set foot. Anonymous
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We are all manufacturers - some make good, others make trouble, and still others make excuses. Anonymous
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Commit to be fit. Anonymous
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson. Anonymous
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Spread your wings and let the fairy in you fly! Anonymous
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Are those the magic fairy wands glistening on the tree or only winter icicles that I see? Anonymous
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Faith makes things possible, not easy. Anonymous
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He that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned. Anonymous
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Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad. Anonymous
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Never let the hand you hold, hold you down. Anonymous
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What is a firefighter? He's the guy next door.... He's a guy like you and me with warts and worries and unfulfilled dreams. Yet he stands taller than most of us. He's a fireman.... A fireman is at once the most fortunate and the least fortunate of men. He's a man who saves lives because he has seen too much death. He's a gentle man because he has seen the awesome power of violence out of control. He's responsive to a child's laughter because his arms have held too many small bodies that will never laugh again.... He doesn't preach the brotherhood of man. He lives it. Anonymous
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Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. Anonymous
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There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye. Anonymous
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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Anonymous
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Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it. Anonymous
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Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage. Anonymous
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Anonymous
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Bliss is a constant state of mind, undisturbed by gain or loss. Anonymous
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb. Anonymous
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Grandmothers are just antique little girls. Anonymous
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Grandmother - a wonderful mother with lots of practice. Anonymous
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A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. Anonymous
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You cannot always have happiness, but you can always give happiness. Anonymous
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The best way for a person to have happy thoughts is to count his blessings and not his cash. Anonymous
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Life is never so busy that there is no time to serve. Anonymous
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Plant flowers in others' gardens and your life becomes a bouquet! Anonymous
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My sexual preference is often. Anonymous
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He knows when you're happy He knows when you're comfortable He knows when you're confident And he always knows when you have carrots. Anonymous
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Horse sense, n.: Stable thinking. Anonymous
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Cleanliness is next to impossible. Anonymous
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Anonymous
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Anonymous
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I have a present for you, but I need to borrow your arms for wrapping paper. Anonymous
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Hugs are the universal medicine. Anonymous
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Your hugs and kisses are like the stars that light up my life when things get dark. Anonymous
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Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings. Anonymous
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God pulled an all-nighter on the sixth day. Anonymous
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Without geography, you're nowhere. Anonymous
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I plan on living forever. So far, so good. Anonymous
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Anonymous
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Many of us believe that wrongs aren't wrong if it's done by nice people like ourselves. Anonymous
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why most people seem bright until you hear them speak. Anonymous
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You will find more happiness growing down than up. Anonymous
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The advent of electronic mail is fostering a revival of the familiar letter. Anonymous
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The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented. Anonymous
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The pearl is the queen of gems and the gem of queens. Anonymous
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As though pure white snow flashed and sparkled with the color of bright ruddy wine, and was overcome by this radiance. Anonymous
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A certificate does not make you certified. Attitude, performance, commitment to self and team - these and a certificate make you certified. Anonymous
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Words want to be free! Anonymous
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Every leader needs to look back once in a while to make sure he has followers. Anonymous
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The past is a good place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. Anonymous
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Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who don't depend on it. Anonymous
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