Anonymous Quotes & Wallpapers

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Do files get embarrassed when they're unzipped? Anonymous

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't. Anonymous

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. Anonymous

Home is where you hang your hat. Anonymous

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashes... oh, wait a minute, he already does. Anonymous

He who buys what he does not need steals from himself. Anonymous

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. Anonymous

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. Anonymous

You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. Anonymous

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. Anonymous

Dieting is wishful shrinking. Anonymous

I think I just ate my willpower. Anonymous

Dieters live life in the fasting lane. Anonymous

I'm not overweight, I'm undertall. Anonymous

It's not what you eat but who you are when you eat it. Anonymous

When a diplomat says yes he means perhaps; when he says perhaps he means no; when he says no he is no diplomat. Anonymous

All in favor of conserving gasoline, please raise your right foot. Anonymous

You know you're a grownup when your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them. Anonymous

A virgin forest is where the hand of man has never set foot. Anonymous

We are all manufacturers - some make good, others make trouble, and still others make excuses. Anonymous

Commit to be fit. Anonymous

The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson. Anonymous

Spread your wings and let the fairy in you fly! Anonymous

Are those the magic fairy wands glistening on the tree or only winter icicles that I see? Anonymous

Faith makes things possible, not easy. Anonymous

He that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned. Anonymous

Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad. Anonymous

Never let the hand you hold, hold you down. Anonymous

What is a firefighter? He's the guy next door.... He's a guy like you and me with warts and worries and unfulfilled dreams. Yet he stands taller than most of us. He's a fireman.... A fireman is at once the most fortunate and the least fortunate of men. He's a man who saves lives because he has seen too much death. He's a gentle man because he has seen the awesome power of violence out of control. He's responsive to a child's laughter because his arms have held too many small bodies that will never laugh again.... He doesn't preach the brotherhood of man. He lives it. Anonymous

Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. Anonymous

There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye. Anonymous

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Anonymous

Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it. Anonymous

Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage. Anonymous

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Anonymous

Bliss is a constant state of mind, undisturbed by gain or loss. Anonymous

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb. Anonymous

Grandmothers are just antique little girls. Anonymous

Grandmother - a wonderful mother with lots of practice. Anonymous

A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. Anonymous

You cannot always have happiness, but you can always give happiness. Anonymous

The best way for a person to have happy thoughts is to count his blessings and not his cash. Anonymous

Life is never so busy that there is no time to serve. Anonymous

Plant flowers in others' gardens and your life becomes a bouquet! Anonymous

My sexual preference is often. Anonymous

He knows when you're happy He knows when you're comfortable He knows when you're confident And he always knows when you have carrots. Anonymous

Horse sense, n.: Stable thinking. Anonymous

Cleanliness is next to impossible. Anonymous

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Anonymous

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Anonymous

I have a present for you, but I need to borrow your arms for wrapping paper. Anonymous

Hugs are the universal medicine. Anonymous

Your hugs and kisses are like the stars that light up my life when things get dark. Anonymous

Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings. Anonymous

God pulled an all-nighter on the sixth day. Anonymous

Without geography, you're nowhere. Anonymous

I plan on living forever. So far, so good. Anonymous

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Anonymous

Many of us believe that wrongs aren't wrong if it's done by nice people like ourselves. Anonymous

Light travels faster than sound. That's why most people seem bright until you hear them speak. Anonymous

You will find more happiness growing down than up. Anonymous

The advent of electronic mail is fostering a revival of the familiar letter. Anonymous

The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented. Anonymous

The pearl is the queen of gems and the gem of queens. Anonymous

As though pure white snow flashed and sparkled with the color of bright ruddy wine, and was overcome by this radiance. Anonymous

A certificate does not make you certified. Attitude, performance, commitment to self and team - these and a certificate make you certified. Anonymous

Words want to be free! Anonymous

Every leader needs to look back once in a while to make sure he has followers. Anonymous

The past is a good place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. Anonymous

Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who don't depend on it. Anonymous

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