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I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again. Anonymous

Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of. Anonymous

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. Anonymous

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. Anonymous

He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit. Anonymous

We have staked the whole future of American civilization, not upon the power of government, far from it. We have staked the future of all of our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind of self-government; upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to the Ten Commandments of God. Anonymous

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. Anonymous

An act against my will is not my act. Anonymous

The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money. Anonymous

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. Anonymous

Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts. Anonymous

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. Anonymous

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. Anonymous

God pours life into death and death into life without a drop being spilled. Anonymous

The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had. Anonymous

Friends are kisses blown to us by angels. Anonymous

A rose can say I love you, orchids can enthrall, but a weed bouquet in a chubby fist, yes, that says it all. Anonymous

It's better to fight for something than against something. Anonymous

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job. Anonymous

Love is like a puzzle. When you're in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together. Anonymous

May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace, The gladness of Christmas give you hope, The warmth of Christmas grant you love. Anonymous

Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them could not stand being laughed at. Anonymous

Nobody can do everything, but everyone can do something. Anonymous

Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list. Anonymous

You might be a firefighter if your kids are afraid to get into water fights with you. Anonymous

Friends are family you choose for yourself. Anonymous

The tassel's worth the hassle! Anonymous

If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you. Anonymous

Eat, drink and be scary. Anonymous

I am grateful for the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and floors that need waxing because it means I have a home. Anonymous

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. Anonymous

Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them. Anonymous

Racial superiority is a mere pigment of the imagination. Anonymous

A mother's heart is a patchwork of love. Anonymous

Being good is commendable, but only when it is combined with doing good is it useful. Anonymous

Although it's difficult today to see beyond the sorrow, May looking back in memory help comfort you tomorrow. Anonymous

Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions. Anonymous

When you're happy, I'm happy. When you're sad, I'm sad. When you're lonely, call me! Anonymous

Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg. Anonymous

There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. Anonymous

The best way out of a problem is through it. Anonymous

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila. Anonymous

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Anonymous

Get a feel for fur: Slam your fingers in a car door. Anonymous

It's easier to apologize than ask for permission. Anonymous

Let me ask you something, what is not art? Anonymous

Every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day. Anonymous

When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long. Anonymous

The impossible can always be broken down into possibilities. Anonymous

Baseball is an island of activity amidst a sea of statistics. Anonymous

It would not be at all strange if history came to the conclusion that the perfection of the bicycle was the greatest incident of the nineteenth century. Anonymous

Most bicyclists in New York City obey instinct far more than they obey the traffic laws, which is to say that they run red lights, go the wrong way on one-way streets, violate cross-walks, and terrify innocents, because it just seems easier that way. Cycling in the city, and particularly in midtown, is anarchy without malice. Anonymous

Use what talent you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best. Anonymous

[Bottle feeding] also made a fetish out of cleanliness, and maybe all the washing and scrubbing has further reduced the pleasure we take in our body and in life. Anonymous

Focusing on the act of breathing clears the mind of all daily distractions and clears our energy enabling us to better connect with the Spirit within. Anonymous

Love is like a butterfly: It goes where it pleases and it pleases wherever it goes. Anonymous

What I like about camping is you can get really dirty. Either you're all by yourself, so no one else sees you, or everyone you're with is just as dirty as you are, so nobody cares. Anonymous

Don't ever save anything for a special occasion. Being alive is the special occasion. Anonymous

Any man can hold a girl's hand, but only the elite can hold her feet. Anonymous

I trade sweat for strength. I trade doubt for belief. I trade cheerleading for nothing. Anonymous

I don't play the field - I rule the sidelines. Anonymous

Modern man is just ancient man... with way better electronics. Anonymous

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley. Anonymous

Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport. Anonymous

Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat. Anonymous

Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago. Anonymous

Coffee is not my cup of tea. Anonymous

RISING.SUN detected: (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (S)leep? Anonymous

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in. Anonymous

I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere. Anonymous

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