Anonymous Quotes & Wallpapers

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A quilt will warm your body and comfort your soul. Anonymous

I got a sewing machine for my husband! Good trade, huh? Anonymous

I'm itching to be stitching! Anonymous

I love sewing and have plenty of material witnesses. Anonymous

In the crazy quilt of life, I'm glad you're in my block of friends. Anonymous

Quilters know all the angles. Anonymous

If love can't cure it, nurses can. Anonymous

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. Anonymous

Philosophy is nothing but common sense in a dress suit. Anonymous

One photo out of focus is a mistake, ten photo out of focus are an experimentation, one hundred photo out of focus are a style. Anonymous

If the author had said Let us put on appropriate galoshes, there could, of course, have been no poem. Anonymous

Midwives have skilled hands and know how to sit on them. Anonymous

If it weren't for the last minute, I wouldn't get anything done. Anonymous

The best way to get something done is to begin. Anonymous

You know you are getting old when it takes too much effort to procrastinate. Anonymous

A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. Anonymous

What happens to the wide-eyed observer when the window between reality and unreality breaks and the glass begins to fly? Anonymous

Religion is a pill best swallowed without chewing. Anonymous

Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the serpent and the serpent didn't have a leg to stand on. Anonymous

God is innocent. Noah built in a flood plain. Anonymous

The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother. Anonymous

Of all the people I have ever known, those who have pursued their dreams and failed have lived a much more fulfilling life than those who have put their dreams on a shelf for fear of failure. Anonymous

It's better to crash into a nap than to nap into a crash. Anonymous

Luck runs out but safety is good for life. Anonymous

Don't learn safety by accident. Anonymous

If you don't think it's safe, it probably isn't. Anonymous

Safety isn't just a slogan, it's a way of life. Anonymous

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. Anonymous

If you don't get lost, there's a chance you may never be found. Anonymous

Respecting yourself means listening to your body and emotions continuously. Then acting beyond a linear logic to achieve ones goals. Anonymous

I think I could fall madly in bed with you. Anonymous

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, I guess we answered that question. Anonymous

In a world where we are all slaves to the laws of gravity, skydivers are proud to be freedom fighters! Anonymous

You know you're a skydiver when you'll wake up at 6:30 am on the weekends to get to the drop zone, but you can't seem to get up by 7:30 on the weekdays to be at work by 8:00. Anonymous

If you marry a skier, marry tall - they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. Anonymous

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. Anonymous

Smiling is infectious, You can catch it like the flu. Someone smiled at me today, And I started smiling too. Anonymous

Whenever the ball flew toward our goal and a score seemed inevitable, Jesus reached his foot out and cleared the ball. Anonymous

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night. Anonymous

For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe. Anonymous

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Anonymous

His speeches to an hour-glass Do some resemblance show Because the longer time they run The shallower they grow. Anonymous

Pain is nothing compared to what it feels like to quit. Anonymous

It is not how big you are, it's how big you play. Anonymous

Chlorine is my perfume. Anonymous

Remember the tea kettle - it is always up to its neck in hot water, yet it still sings! Anonymous

A teacher's purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image. Anonymous

Theatre is life. Cinema is art. Television is furniture. Anonymous

When told the reason for Daylight Saving time the old Indian said, Only a white man would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket. Anonymous

I may be a twin but I'm one of a kind. Anonymous

Criticizing another's garden doesn't keep the weeds out of your own. Anonymous

May all your weeds be wildflowers. Anonymous

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee: Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Anonymous

So passes away the glory of the world. Anonymous

Death cancels everything but truth. Anonymous

There ain't no fans nor no rest and, brother, there ain't no Cokes in hell. Anonymous

There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. Anonymous

All endeavor calls for the ability to tramp the last mile, shape the last plan, endure the last hours toil. The fight to the finish spirit is the one... characteristic we must posses if we are to face the future as finishers. Anonymous

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. Anonymous

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real. Anonymous

Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water. Anonymous

Commitment is what transforms a promise into reality. It is the words that speak boldly of your intentions. And the actions which speak louder than the words. It is making the time when there is none. Coming through time after time after time, year after year after year. Commitment is the stuff character is made of; the power to change the face of things. It is the daily triumph of integrity over skepticism. Anonymous

Who's General Failure and why is he reading my disk? Anonymous

Silence is one great art of conversation. Anonymous

Crime, like disease, is not interesting; it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it. Anonymous

Depression is anger without enthusiasm Anonymous

Cannot find REALITY.SYS... Universe Halted. Anonymous

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! Anonymous

According to legend, one day a man was wandering in the desert when he met Fear and Plague. They said they were on their way to a large city where they were going to kill 10,000 people. The man asked Plague if he was going to do all the work. Plague smiled and said, No, I'll only take care of a few hundred. I'll let my friend Fear do the rest. Anonymous

Mighty in deeds and not in words. Anonymous

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