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Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches. Anonymous
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Anyone who says they have only one life to live must not know how to read a book. Anonymous
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Breastfeeding is nature's health plan. Anonymous
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We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. Anonymous
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Later never exists. Anonymous
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Players: A vital part of any sporting event, they entertain the crowd in the intervals between timeouts so the cheerleaders can take a well-earned break. Anonymous
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The referees have always been blind, it's our job to make them deaf. Anonymous
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Cheerleaders know that pyramids were not built in Egypt. Anonymous
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You know you're a cheerleader when you have to yell, kick, and scream to get what you want. Anonymous
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Wimps lift weights, cheerleaders lift people. Anonymous
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A morning without coffee is like sleep. Anonymous
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Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. Anonymous
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Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal?: For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks: Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever. Anonymous
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To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon. Anonymous
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Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key. Anonymous
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The Unix philosophy basically involves giving you just enough rope to hang yourself. And then a couple of feet more, just to be sure. Anonymous
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Always act like you're wearing an invisible crown. Anonymous
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Don't think you're on the right road just because it's a well-beaten path. Anonymous
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When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? Anonymous
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Pink is not just a color, it's an attitude. Anonymous
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A woman wears her tears like jewelry. Anonymous
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A daughter may outgrow your lap, but she will never outgrow your heart. Anonymous
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Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. Anonymous
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Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. Anonymous
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Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants. Anonymous
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Diplomacy: The business of handling a porcupine without disturbing the quills. Anonymous
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If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat. Anonymous
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Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer. Anonymous
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Anonymous
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If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane. Anonymous
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Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. Anonymous
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Before someone gets their driver's license they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off. Anonymous
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All the so-called secrets of success will not work unless you do. Anonymous
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You can cheat on your boyfriend or girlfriend but not on your workout. Anonymous
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Sometimes the best man for the job isn't. Anonymous
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The very worst fire plan is no plan. The next worse is two plans. Anonymous
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Anonymous
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An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home. Anonymous
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Carpe Diem does not mean fish of the day. Anonymous
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Men fight for freedom, then they begin to accumulate laws to take it away from themselves. Anonymous
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There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away. Anonymous
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Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes. Anonymous
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There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure. Anonymous
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All that I have seen teaches me to trust God for all I have not seen. Anonymous
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Availability is better than ability for God. Anonymous
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Be God or let God. Anonymous
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I believe in the sun even if it isn't shining. I believe in love even when I am alone. I believe in God even when He is silent. Anonymous
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Golf is life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life. Anonymous
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Gone golfin'... be back dark thirty. Anonymous
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If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle. Anonymous
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Do not repeat anything you will not sign your name to. Anonymous
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Gratitude is the music of the heart, when its chords are swept by the breeze of kindness. Anonymous
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The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1. Anonymous
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Joy is a flower that blooms when you do. Anonymous
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Some pursue happiness, others create it. Anonymous
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I wondered why somebody didn't do something. Then I realized, I am somebody. Anonymous
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Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. Anonymous
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History teaches us the mistakes we are going to make. Anonymous
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Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. Anonymous
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Home is where you can say anything you like cause nobody listens to you anyway. Anonymous
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There is just as much horse sense as ever, but the horses have most of it. Anonymous
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Look back at our struggle for freedom, Trace our present day's strength to it's source; And you'll find that man's pathway to glory Is strewn with the bones of the horse. Anonymous
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Feeling down? Saddle up. Anonymous
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In my opinion, a horse is the animal to have. Eleven-hundred pounds of raw muscle, power, grace, and sweat between your legs - it's something you just can't get from a pet hamster. Anonymous
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Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy. Anonymous
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A clean house is the sign of a boring person. Anonymous
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This mess is a place! Anonymous
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I like hugs and I like kisses, But what I really love is help with the dishes! Anonymous
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Please don't feed the dust bunnies. Anonymous
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If the shelves are dusty and the pots don't shine, it's because I have better things to do with my time. Anonymous
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