Anonymous Quotes & Wallpapers

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Diplomacy: The business of handling a porcupine without disturbing the quills. Anonymous

If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat. Anonymous

Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer. Anonymous

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Anonymous

If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane. Anonymous

Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. Anonymous

Before someone gets their driver's license they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off. Anonymous

All the so-called secrets of success will not work unless you do. Anonymous

You can cheat on your boyfriend or girlfriend but not on your workout. Anonymous

Sometimes the best man for the job isn't. Anonymous

The very worst fire plan is no plan. The next worse is two plans. Anonymous

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Anonymous

An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home. Anonymous

Carpe Diem does not mean fish of the day. Anonymous

Men fight for freedom, then they begin to accumulate laws to take it away from themselves. Anonymous

There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away. Anonymous

Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes. Anonymous

There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure. Anonymous

All that I have seen teaches me to trust God for all I have not seen. Anonymous

Availability is better than ability for God. Anonymous

Be God or let God. Anonymous

I believe in the sun even if it isn't shining. I believe in love even when I am alone. I believe in God even when He is silent. Anonymous

Golf is life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life. Anonymous

Gone golfin'... be back dark thirty. Anonymous

If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle. Anonymous

Do not repeat anything you will not sign your name to. Anonymous

Gratitude is the music of the heart, when its chords are swept by the breeze of kindness. Anonymous

The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1. Anonymous

Joy is a flower that blooms when you do. Anonymous

Some pursue happiness, others create it. Anonymous

I wondered why somebody didn't do something. Then I realized, I am somebody. Anonymous

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. Anonymous

History teaches us the mistakes we are going to make. Anonymous

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. Anonymous

Home is where you can say anything you like cause nobody listens to you anyway. Anonymous

There is just as much horse sense as ever, but the horses have most of it. Anonymous

Look back at our struggle for freedom, Trace our present day's strength to it's source; And you'll find that man's pathway to glory Is strewn with the bones of the horse. Anonymous

Feeling down? Saddle up. Anonymous

In my opinion, a horse is the animal to have. Eleven-hundred pounds of raw muscle, power, grace, and sweat between your legs - it's something you just can't get from a pet hamster. Anonymous

Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy. Anonymous

A clean house is the sign of a boring person. Anonymous

This mess is a place! Anonymous

I like hugs and I like kisses, But what I really love is help with the dishes! Anonymous

Please don't feed the dust bunnies. Anonymous

If the shelves are dusty and the pots don't shine, it's because I have better things to do with my time. Anonymous

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Anonymous

People who snore always fall asleep first. Anonymous

No one is listening until you fart. Anonymous

Hugs grease the wheels of the world. Anonymous

I am not a human being; I am a human becoming. Anonymous

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. Anonymous

And on the eighth day God said, Okay, Murphy, you're in charge! Anonymous

The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg. Anonymous

The Internet is full. Go away. Anonymous

October's child is born for woe, And life's vicissitudes must know; But lay an Opal on her breast, And hope will lull those woes to rest. Anonymous

Kind people are the best kind of people. Anonymous

English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway. Anonymous

Conversation is the slowest form of human communication. Anonymous

The stars are the street lights of eternity. Anonymous

Trigonometry is a sine of the times. Anonymous

If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event... what kind of film would you use? Anonymous

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. Anonymous

Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain. Anonymous

Just because you make mistakes doesn't mean you are one. Anonymous

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. Anonymous

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. Anonymous

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. Anonymous

Play the music, not the instrument. Anonymous

Words have meaning and names have power. Anonymous

The human spirit needs places where nature has not been rearranged by the hand of man. Anonymous

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