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If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat. Anonymous
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Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer. Anonymous
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Anonymous
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If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane. Anonymous
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Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. Anonymous
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Before someone gets their driver's license they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off. Anonymous
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All the so-called secrets of success will not work unless you do. Anonymous
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You can cheat on your boyfriend or girlfriend but not on your workout. Anonymous
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Sometimes the best man for the job isn't. Anonymous
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The very worst fire plan is no plan. The next worse is two plans. Anonymous
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Anonymous
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An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home. Anonymous
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Carpe Diem does not mean fish of the day. Anonymous
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Men fight for freedom, then they begin to accumulate laws to take it away from themselves. Anonymous
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There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away. Anonymous
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Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes. Anonymous
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There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure. Anonymous
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All that I have seen teaches me to trust God for all I have not seen. Anonymous
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Availability is better than ability for God. Anonymous
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Be God or let God. Anonymous
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I believe in the sun even if it isn't shining. I believe in love even when I am alone. I believe in God even when He is silent. Anonymous
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Golf is life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life. Anonymous
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Gone golfin'... be back dark thirty. Anonymous
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If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle. Anonymous
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Do not repeat anything you will not sign your name to. Anonymous
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Gratitude is the music of the heart, when its chords are swept by the breeze of kindness. Anonymous
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The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1. Anonymous
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Joy is a flower that blooms when you do. Anonymous
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Some pursue happiness, others create it. Anonymous
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I wondered why somebody didn't do something. Then I realized, I am somebody. Anonymous
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Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. Anonymous
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History teaches us the mistakes we are going to make. Anonymous
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Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. Anonymous
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Home is where you can say anything you like cause nobody listens to you anyway. Anonymous
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There is just as much horse sense as ever, but the horses have most of it. Anonymous
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Look back at our struggle for freedom, Trace our present day's strength to it's source; And you'll find that man's pathway to glory Is strewn with the bones of the horse. Anonymous
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Feeling down? Saddle up. Anonymous
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In my opinion, a horse is the animal to have. Eleven-hundred pounds of raw muscle, power, grace, and sweat between your legs - it's something you just can't get from a pet hamster. Anonymous
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Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy. Anonymous
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A clean house is the sign of a boring person. Anonymous
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This mess is a place! Anonymous
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I like hugs and I like kisses, But what I really love is help with the dishes! Anonymous
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Please don't feed the dust bunnies. Anonymous
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If the shelves are dusty and the pots don't shine, it's because I have better things to do with my time. Anonymous
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If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Anonymous
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People who snore always fall asleep first. Anonymous
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No one is listening until you fart. Anonymous
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Hugs grease the wheels of the world. Anonymous
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I am not a human being; I am a human becoming. Anonymous
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It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. Anonymous
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And on the eighth day God said, Okay, Murphy, you're in charge! Anonymous
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The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg. Anonymous
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The Internet is full. Go away. Anonymous
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October's child is born for woe, And life's vicissitudes must know; But lay an Opal on her breast, And hope will lull those woes to rest. Anonymous
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Kind people are the best kind of people. Anonymous
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English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway. Anonymous
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Conversation is the slowest form of human communication. Anonymous
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The stars are the street lights of eternity. Anonymous
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Trigonometry is a sine of the times. Anonymous
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If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event... what kind of film would you use? Anonymous
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. Anonymous
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Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain. Anonymous
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Just because you make mistakes doesn't mean you are one. Anonymous
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Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. Anonymous
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Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. Anonymous
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Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. Anonymous
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Play the music, not the instrument. Anonymous
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Words have meaning and names have power. Anonymous
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The human spirit needs places where nature has not been rearranged by the hand of man. Anonymous
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A quilt will warm your body and comfort your soul. Anonymous
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