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Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator. Anonymous

Life is simple, it's just not easy. Anonymous

Love is to the heart what the summer is to the farmer's year - it brings to harvest all the loveliest flowers of the soul. Anonymous

Sisters may share the same mother and father but appear to come from different families. Anonymous

A good friend is cheaper than therapy. Anonymous

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. Anonymous

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. Anonymous

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Anonymous

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. Anonymous

When you lose, don't lose the lesson. Anonymous

It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped. Anonymous

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. Anonymous

Sing hey! Sing hey! For Christmas Day; Twine mistletoe and holly. For a friendship glows In winter snows, And so let's all be jolly! Anonymous

Columbus dreamed of an unknown shore, At the rim of a far-flung sky. Anonymous

Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive. It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive. Anonymous

Don't take your organs to heaven with you. Heaven knows we need them here. Anonymous

The speedway ends at the cemetery. Anonymous

Tyrannosaurus drinks. Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus rex. Anonymous

Driving hammered will get you nailed. Anonymous

Easter is not a time for groping through dusty, musty tomes or tombs to disprove spontaneous generation or even to prove life eternal. It is a day to fan the ashes of dead hope, a day to banish doubts and seek the slopes where the sun is rising, to revel in the faith which transports us out of ourselves and the dead past into the vast and inviting unknown. Anonymous

A goodbye isn't painful unless you're never going to say hello again. Anonymous

Homecoming unites the past and the present. Anonymous

Mom, when thoughts of you are in our hearts, we are never far from home. Anonymous

Dancing with the feet is one thing, but dancing with the heart is another. Anonymous

What color should be seen Where our fathers' homes have been But their own immortal Green? Anonymous

Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. Anonymous

I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again. Anonymous

Perhaps they are not the stars, but rather openings in Heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy. Anonymous

Thanksgiving is possible only for those who take time to remember; no one can give thanks who has a short memory. Anonymous

But whether we have less or more, Always thank we God therefor. Anonymous

Volunteers are love in motion! Anonymous

Volunteering is the ultimate exercise in democracy. You vote in elections once a year, but when you volunteer, you vote every day about the kind of community you want to live in. Anonymous

When the historian of the Twentieth Century shall have finished his narrative, and comes searching for the subtitle which shall best express the spirit of the period, we think it not at all unlikely that he may select The Age of Advertising for the purpose. Anonymous

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. Anonymous

Don't worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it starts avoiding you. Anonymous

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. Anonymous

A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. Anonymous

Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life. Anonymous

Anger is one letter short of danger. Anonymous

You know you live in Phoenix when the four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and are you freakin' kidding me?! Anonymous

You know you live in Phoenix when you've experienced condensation on your butt cheeks from the hot water evaporating in the toilet bowl. Anonymous

Anywhere is paradise; it's up to you. Anonymous

Physical strength is measured by what we can carry; spiritual by what we can bear. Anonymous

The sun won't shine until you put the umbrella away. Be free. Anonymous

Sometimes your body is smarter than you are. Anonymous

Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches. Anonymous

Anyone who says they have only one life to live must not know how to read a book. Anonymous

Breastfeeding is nature's health plan. Anonymous

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. Anonymous

Later never exists. Anonymous

Players: A vital part of any sporting event, they entertain the crowd in the intervals between timeouts so the cheerleaders can take a well-earned break. Anonymous

The referees have always been blind, it's our job to make them deaf. Anonymous

Cheerleaders know that pyramids were not built in Egypt. Anonymous

You know you're a cheerleader when you have to yell, kick, and scream to get what you want. Anonymous

Wimps lift weights, cheerleaders lift people. Anonymous

A morning without coffee is like sleep. Anonymous

Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. Anonymous

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal?: For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks: Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever. Anonymous

To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon. Anonymous

Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key. Anonymous

The Unix philosophy basically involves giving you just enough rope to hang yourself. And then a couple of feet more, just to be sure. Anonymous

Always act like you're wearing an invisible crown. Anonymous

Don't think you're on the right road just because it's a well-beaten path. Anonymous

When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? Anonymous

Pink is not just a color, it's an attitude. Anonymous

A woman wears her tears like jewelry. Anonymous

A daughter may outgrow your lap, but she will never outgrow your heart. Anonymous

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. Anonymous

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. Anonymous

Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants. Anonymous

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