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You are my favorite excuse to whip cream. Anonymous
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Everyone has a price - mine is chocolate. Anonymous
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I am a nutritional overachiever. Anonymous
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Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled over how much weight you have gained. Anonymous
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We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it. Anonymous
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A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level. Anonymous
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Children are for people who can't have dogs. Anonymous
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An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life. Anonymous
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Some people dream of success... while others wake up and work hard at it. Anonymous
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Memory is always faulty. Emotions are always true. Anonymous
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The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck! Anonymous
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Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. Anonymous
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Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage. Anonymous
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Fires all go out eventually. Anonymous
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Fire takes no holiday. Anonymous
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Good things come to those who bait. Anonymous
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Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water. Anonymous
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Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy. Anonymous
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Plant carrots in January and you'll never have to eat carrots. Anonymous
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You can bury a lot of troubles digging in the dirt. Anonymous
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Been taken for granted? Imagine how God feels. Anonymous
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Peace is not the absence of affliction, but the presence of God. Anonymous
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When we put our cares in His hands, He puts His peace in our hearts. Anonymous
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Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord! Anonymous
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Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. Anonymous
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A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. Anonymous
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There's no place like home except Grandma's. Anonymous
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A married daughter with children puts you in danger of being catalogued as a first edition. Anonymous
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It's amazing how grandparents seem so young once you become one. Anonymous
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Gratitude is the best attitude. Anonymous
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If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it. Anonymous
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Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street. Anonymous
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- My mother made me a homosexual. - If I gave her the wool, would she make me one too? Anonymous
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Horses - if God made anything more beautiful, he kept it for himself. Anonymous
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A dog may be man's best friend, but the horse wrote history. Anonymous
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Dull women have immaculate homes. Anonymous
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This house is protected by killer dust bunnies. Anonymous
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. Anonymous
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Interchangeable parts don't, leakproof seals aren't, and self-starters won't. Anonymous
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Arm ourselves for war? No! All the arms we need are for hugging. Anonymous
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A hug delights and warms and charms, that must be why God gave us arms. Anonymous
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Happiness is an unexpected hug. Anonymous
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The next evolutionary step for humankind is to move from human to kind. Anonymous
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Swallow your pride occasionally, it's non-fattening! Anonymous
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Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. Anonymous
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Don't expect anything original from an echo. Anonymous
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What do you suppose? A bee sat on my nose. Then what do you think? He gave me a wink And said, I beg your pardon, I thought you were the garden. Anonymous
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Every job is a self-portrait of the person who does it. Autograph your work with excellence. Anonymous
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. Anonymous
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A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. Anonymous
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I had a life once... now I have a computer. Anonymous
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YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace. Anonymous
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Among Life's precious jewels, Genuine and rare, The one that we call friendship Has worth beyond compare. Anonymous
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A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a witty person, but a pebble in the hands of a fool. Anonymous
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One of irony's greatest accomplishments is that one cannot punish the wrongdoing of another without committing a wrongdoing himself. Anonymous
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Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge. Anonymous
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Hug a police officer. It's the law! Anonymous
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Kiss.... A trick of nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Anonymous
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I ran up the door, opened the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers - turned off my bed, tumbled into my light, and all because he kissed me good-night! Anonymous
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There is a significant difference between a leader and a cheerleader. Anonymous
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No man is a leader until his appointment is ratified in the hearts and minds of his men. Anonymous
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If you are still talking about what you did yesterday, you haven't done much today. Anonymous
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It's not what if, it's what now. Anonymous
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Luck is when opportunity knocks and you answer. Anonymous
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A Short History of Medicine 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root. 1000 B.C. - That root is heathen, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition, drink this potion. 1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill. 1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic. 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root. Anonymous
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The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys. Anonymous
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I'm a babe magnet... just the wrong end. Anonymous
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Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks. Anonymous
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Meditation has to be a part of our every activity. Its not sufficient to meditate for one hour and be unaware for twenty-three hours. It must become the inner thread of all our actions. Anonymous
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Our blunders mostly come from letting our wishes interpret our duties. Anonymous
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