Anonymous Quotes & Wallpapers

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Been taken for granted? Imagine how God feels. Anonymous

Peace is not the absence of affliction, but the presence of God. Anonymous

When we put our cares in His hands, He puts His peace in our hearts. Anonymous

Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord! Anonymous

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. Anonymous

A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. Anonymous

There's no place like home except Grandma's. Anonymous

A married daughter with children puts you in danger of being catalogued as a first edition. Anonymous

It's amazing how grandparents seem so young once you become one. Anonymous

Gratitude is the best attitude. Anonymous

If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it. Anonymous

Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street. Anonymous

- My mother made me a homosexual. - If I gave her the wool, would she make me one too? Anonymous

Horses - if God made anything more beautiful, he kept it for himself. Anonymous

A dog may be man's best friend, but the horse wrote history. Anonymous

Dull women have immaculate homes. Anonymous

This house is protected by killer dust bunnies. Anonymous

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. Anonymous

Interchangeable parts don't, leakproof seals aren't, and self-starters won't. Anonymous

Arm ourselves for war? No! All the arms we need are for hugging. Anonymous

A hug delights and warms and charms, that must be why God gave us arms. Anonymous

Happiness is an unexpected hug. Anonymous

The next evolutionary step for humankind is to move from human to kind. Anonymous

Swallow your pride occasionally, it's non-fattening! Anonymous

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. Anonymous

Don't expect anything original from an echo. Anonymous

What do you suppose? A bee sat on my nose. Then what do you think? He gave me a wink And said, I beg your pardon, I thought you were the garden. Anonymous

Every job is a self-portrait of the person who does it. Autograph your work with excellence. Anonymous

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. Anonymous

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. Anonymous

I had a life once... now I have a computer. Anonymous

YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace. Anonymous

Among Life's precious jewels, Genuine and rare, The one that we call friendship Has worth beyond compare. Anonymous

A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a witty person, but a pebble in the hands of a fool. Anonymous

One of irony's greatest accomplishments is that one cannot punish the wrongdoing of another without committing a wrongdoing himself. Anonymous

Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge. Anonymous

Hug a police officer. It's the law! Anonymous

Kiss.... A trick of nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Anonymous

I ran up the door, opened the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers - turned off my bed, tumbled into my light, and all because he kissed me good-night! Anonymous

There is a significant difference between a leader and a cheerleader. Anonymous

No man is a leader until his appointment is ratified in the hearts and minds of his men. Anonymous

If you are still talking about what you did yesterday, you haven't done much today. Anonymous

It's not what if, it's what now. Anonymous

Luck is when opportunity knocks and you answer. Anonymous

A Short History of Medicine 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root. 1000 B.C. - That root is heathen, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition, drink this potion. 1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill. 1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic. 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root. Anonymous

The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys. Anonymous

I'm a babe magnet... just the wrong end. Anonymous

Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks. Anonymous

Meditation has to be a part of our every activity. Its not sufficient to meditate for one hour and be unaware for twenty-three hours. It must become the inner thread of all our actions. Anonymous

Our blunders mostly come from letting our wishes interpret our duties. Anonymous

No painter's brush, nor poet's pen In justice to her fame Has ever reached half high enough To write a mother's name. Anonymous

God writes the gospel not in the Bible alone, but on trees and flowers and clouds and stars. Anonymous

Nature never goes out of style. Anonymous

Sewing mends the soul. Anonymous

I keep my end tables full of needlework and quilting so I don't have to dust them. Anonymous

Any day spent sewing, is a good day. Anonymous

I'd rather be stitchin' than in the kitchen! Anonymous

If I stitch fast enough, does it count as aerobic exercise? Anonymous

Quilt 'til you wilt. Anonymous

Nurses are I.V. leaguers. Anonymous

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. Anonymous

Disneyland is the only people trap operated by a mouse. Anonymous

Old card players never die, they just shuffle away. Anonymous

God tells us to burden him with whatever burdens us. Anonymous

The power and intensity of your contractions cannot be stronger than you, because it is you. Anonymous

I do my work at the same time each day - the last minute. Anonymous

Programs for sale: fast, reliable, cheap - choose two. Anonymous

Between today and tomorrow are graves, and between promising and fulfilling are chasms. Anonymous

Traveler: God has been mighty good to your fields, Mr. Farmer. Farmer: You should have seen how he treated them when I wasn't around. Anonymous

Christianity is not a religion; it's an industry. Anonymous

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