Anonymous Quotes & Wallpapers

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All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder. Anonymous

Homecoming means more than kings and queens. Anonymous

Homecoming means football, floats, and fun. Anonymous

It takes hands to build a house, but only hearts can build a home. Anonymous

I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery. Anonymous

An apology is a good way to have the last word. Anonymous

A candle loses none of its light by lighting another candle. Anonymous

Some see a hopeless end, while others see an endless hope. Anonymous

Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head. Anonymous

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. Anonymous

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck. Anonymous

A truly special teacher is very wise, and sees tomorrow in every child's eyes. Anonymous

2 Teach is 2 Touch lives 4 Ever Anonymous

Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don't unravel. Anonymous

On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime. Anonymous

In this pocket you will find A teensy, tiny tooth of mine. So while I sleep where dreams are made, Let's see if you can make a trade. Anonymous

Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. Anonymous

God has not called us to see through each other, but to see each other through. Anonymous

Three wise men - are you serious? Anonymous

We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves. Anonymous

Draft beer, not people. Anonymous

If we were all like angels, the world would be a heavenly place. Anonymous

You know you live in Phoenix when you are willing to park 3 blocks away because you actually found shade from a palm tree imported 300 miles from California and nurtured with water piped 250 miles from Nevada. Anonymous

The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. Anonymous

If you don't take care of your body, where will you live? Anonymous

Medicine for the soul. Anonymous

Boobs are for breastfeeding. Anonymous

When you own your breath, nobody can steal your peace. Anonymous

Flowers and butterflies drift in color, illuminating spring. Anonymous

Backpacking: An extended form of hiking in which people carry double the amount of gear they need for half the distance they planned to go in twice the time it should take. Anonymous

Tis better to buy a small bouquet And give to your friend this very day, Than a bushel of roses white and red To lay on his coffin after he's dead. Anonymous

Simply because we do not run across goal lines, slam dunk basketballs, or hit home runs, doesn't mean we can't change the score. Anonymous

Cheerleaders are simply a jump above the rest. Anonymous

Flying is the second best thrill to cheerleaders; being caught is the first. Anonymous

One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured. Anonymous

It's not what you wear - it's how you take it off. Anonymous

Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? Anonymous

Don't laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak. Anonymous

I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter. Anonymous

Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted. Anonymous

A committee is a group of the unwilling chosen form the unfit, to do the unnecessary. Anonymous

I just wish my mouth had a backspace key. Anonymous

If it draws blood, it's hardware. Anonymous

In God we trust, all others we virus scan. Anonymous

Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups. Anonymous

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord. Anonymous

What do you call a doctor that fixes websites? A URLologist. Anonymous

Oliver Wendell Holmes once attended a meeting in which he was the shortest man present. Dr. Holmes, quipped a friend, I should think you'd feel rather small among us big fellows. I do, retorted Holmes, I feel like a dime among a lot of pennies. Anonymous

Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions. Anonymous

A daughter is a mother's gender partner, her closest ally in the family confederacy, an extension of her self. Anonymous

You are my favorite excuse to whip cream. Anonymous

Everyone has a price - mine is chocolate. Anonymous

I am a nutritional overachiever. Anonymous

Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled over how much weight you have gained. Anonymous

We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it. Anonymous

A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level. Anonymous

Children are for people who can't have dogs. Anonymous

An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life. Anonymous

Some people dream of success... while others wake up and work hard at it. Anonymous

Memory is always faulty. Emotions are always true. Anonymous

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck! Anonymous

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. Anonymous

Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage. Anonymous

Fires all go out eventually. Anonymous

Fire takes no holiday. Anonymous

Good things come to those who bait. Anonymous

Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water. Anonymous

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy. Anonymous

Plant carrots in January and you'll never have to eat carrots. Anonymous

You can bury a lot of troubles digging in the dirt. Anonymous

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