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If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? Anonymous
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She is fond of greens who kisses the gardener. Anonymous
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Trying to maintain order during a legalized gang brawl involving 80 toughs with a little whistle, a hanky and a ton of prayer. Anonymous
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I know not what the future holds, but I know who holds the future. Anonymous
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Games of chance are traps to catch school boy novies and gaping country squires, who begin with a guinea and end with a mortgage. Anonymous
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This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anyone could have. Anonymous
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Most people wish to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity. Anonymous
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When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. Anonymous
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I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted. Anonymous
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The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil. Anonymous
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Born to golf. Forced to work. Anonymous
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The easiest way to keep a secret is without help. Anonymous
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Grandmas hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever. Anonymous
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Grandfathers are for loving and fixing things. Anonymous
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My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, You mean you can do all that, but you can't play my Game Boy? Anonymous
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Gather the crumbs of happiness and they will make you a loaf of contentment. Anonymous
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High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating. Anonymous
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Give blood. Play hockey. Anonymous
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Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half. Anonymous
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Hope is grief's best music. Anonymous
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To ride a horse is to ride the sky. Anonymous
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Hug Department: Always Open Anonymous
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Every time I think of you, it is like getting a hug from the inside out. Anonymous
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I don't discriminate - I'm an equal-opportunity hugger. Anonymous
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A hug is like a bandage to a hurting wound. Anonymous
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Sometimes it's better to put love into hugs than to put it into words. Anonymous
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Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
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A half-baked idea is okay as long as it's in the oven. Anonymous
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A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant. Anonymous
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Anonymous
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Take time to smell the roses and eventually you'll inhale a bee. Anonymous
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Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Anonymous
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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Anonymous
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Chances are, you now know that the marriage of the computer and the telephone is one of the century's seismic technical and economic developments. In terms of potential social and economic impact, it is often likened to the introduction of assembly-line manufacturing or to the invention of the computer itself. Anonymous
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Envy is a waste of time. Anonymous
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In a world full of people who couldn't care less, be someone who couldn't care more. Anonymous
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A kiss is the upper persuasion for a lower invasion. Anonymous
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Any noun can be verbed Anonymous
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When I am anxious it is because I am living in the future. When I am depressed it is because I am living in the past. Anonymous
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Treat people as you would like to be treated. Karma's only a bitch if you are. Anonymous
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A racing mind that reacts sensitively to little things indicates thinking that has lost its spiritual strength. Meditation restores that power. Anonymous
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Meditation is the art of staying in this present moment. A sleepy person either lives in the past moment or is dreaming about the future life. But a meditator stays in this present moment and is alert about his thoughts and actions. Anonymous
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If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. Anonymous
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Slow buds the pink dawn like a rose From out night's gray and cloudy sheath; Softly and still it grows and grows, Petal by petal, leaf by leaf. Anonymous
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Music is what feelings sound like. Anonymous
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Memories are stitched with love. Anonymous
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Love is the thread that binds us. Anonymous
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Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the one you miss. Anonymous
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What you need to know about the past is that no matter what has happened, it has all worked together to bring you to this very moment. And this is the moment you can choose to make everything new. Right now. Anonymous
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The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. Anonymous
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Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be? Anonymous
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There are always three sides to every story: your side, the other side, and the truth. Anonymous
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You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. Anonymous
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You don't take a photograph. You ask, quietly, to borrow it. Anonymous
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The two rules of procrastination: 1) Do it today. 2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow. Anonymous
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Program, n. A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages; v. tr. To engage in a pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward. Anonymous
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Begin each day as if it were on purpose. Anonymous
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Life is like quotations. Sometimes it makes you laugh. Sometimes it makes you cry. Most of the time, you just don't get it. Anonymous
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Geology shows that fossils are of different ages. Paleontology shows a fossil sequence, the list of species represented changes through time. Taxonomy shows biological relationships among species. Evolution is the explanation that threads it all together. Creationism is the practice of squeezing one's eyes shut and wailing Does not! Anonymous
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God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go. Why not go to Jupiter? asked St. Peter. No, too much gravity, too much stomping around, said God. Well, how about Mercury? No, it's too hot there. Okay, said St. Peter, what about Earth? No, said God, They're such horrible gossips. When I was there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're still talking about it. Anonymous
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Take risks: if you win, you will be happy; if you lose, you will be wise. Anonymous
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Working safely may get old, but so do those who practice it. Anonymous
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Hearing protection is a sound investment. Anonymous
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There is no gravity. The earth sucks. Anonymous
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Scrapbooking fills my days - not to mention my living room, bedroom and closets! Anonymous
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We run away all the time to avoid coming face to face with ourselves. Anonymous
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Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. Anonymous
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Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. Anonymous
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Honk if you hate noise pollution. Anonymous
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Words can make a deeper scar than silence can heal. Anonymous
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