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Smiling is my favorite exercise. Anonymous

Why is there only one ball for 22 players? If you gave a ball to each of them, they'd stop fighting for it. Anonymous

Up to five goals is journalism. After that, it becomes statistics. Anonymous

Your son at five is your master, at ten your slave, at fifteen your double, and after that, your friend or your foe, depending on his bringing up. Anonymous

Swimming - what real men do while boys play football. Anonymous

Did you ever notice that when you put the words The and IRS together, it spells THEIRS? Anonymous

It's double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you're blessed with twins. Anonymous

Life is two-riffic with twins. Anonymous

What's cuter than one baby? A precious set of twins! With matching little outfits - And matchless little grins... With twice as many babies, How very busy you will be - Just think of all the loving They'll bring your family. Anonymous

Would you kill your pet dog or cat to eat it? How about an animal you're not emotionally attached to? Is the thought of slaughtering a cow or chicken or pig with your own hands too much to handle? Instead, would hiring a hit-man to do the job give you enough distance from the emotional discomfort? What animal did you put a contract out on for your supper last night? Did you at least make sure that none went to waste and to take a moment to be grateful for its sacrifice? Anonymous

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We sure liberated the hell out of this place. Anonymous

Never try to teach a pig to sing... it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Anonymous

I am always amused by Christians who try so very hard to defend their position with reason and logic. They are like standing on top of a ladder with their tools and gadgets, straining their necks looking skywards for the leaks, trying to fix the roof amidst the rain. What they do not realize, of course, is that the roof isn't leaking - it isn't there. Anonymous

Ditch your white panties for yellow ones. Sounds crazy, but color theorists say your body absorbs the vibration of colors, which, in turn, affects your brain and can actually alter your mood. Yellow connects us. Anonymous

The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going. Anonymous

Forgiveness is love in its most noble form. Anonymous

All your life you are told the things you cannot do. All your life they will say you're not good enough or strong enough or talented enough; they will say you're the wrong height or the wrong weight or the wrong type to play this or be this or achieve this. THEY WILL TELL YOU NO, a thousand times no, until all the no's become meaningless. All your life they will tell you no, quite firmly and very quickly. AND YOU WILL TELL THEM YES. Anonymous

The real danger is the gradual erosion of individual liberties through automation, integration, and interconnection of many small, separate record-keeping systems, each of which alone may seem innocuous, even benevolent, and wholly justifiable. Anonymous

If you are bitten by a snake, what's the best thing to do? Remain calm, separate the poison from the rest of your body, suck the poison out. Worst thing to do: get upset, chase and kill snake. Same when someone strikes out at you verbally. Remain calm, don't try to strike back at the other person. Don't let the poison spread throughout your system. Anonymous

Commit a sin twice and it will not seem a crime. Anonymous

If you don't know the trees you may be lost in the forest, but if you don't know the stories you may be lost in life. Anonymous

No problem is insurmountable. With a little courage, teamwork and determination a person can overcome anything. Anonymous

Music is the universal language: it is the same anywhere you go in the world. Anonymous

Running is like mouthwash; if you can feel a burn, its working. Anonymous

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. Anonymous

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. Anonymous

What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea. Anonymous

For organizations and employees alike, the only real security is the ability to grow, change and adapt. Anonymous

Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast. Anonymous

If you need medical advice, let these three things be your physicians; a cheerful mind, relaxation from business, and a moderate diet. Anonymous

He who drinks a glass a day shall live to die another way. Anonymous

Bear the inevitable with dignity. Anonymous

The English have a heavy hearted way of amusing themselves. Anonymous

To the right, books; to the left, a tea-cup. In front of me, the fireplace; behind me, the post. There is no greater happiness than this. Anonymous

Doing nothing is the most tiresome job in the world because you cannot quit and rest. Anonymous

None of us are responsible for all the things that happen to us, but we are responsible for the way we act when they do happen. Anonymous

Do not ask the Lord to guide your footsteps, If you are not willing to move your feet. Anonymous

They are as much for Mars, as for Mercury; as well qualified for war, as for business. Anonymous

It is a wise person that adapts themselves to all contingencies; it's the fool who always struggles like a swimmer against the current. Anonymous

If you're on thin ice, you might as well dance. Anonymous

In times of storm, the shallowness of the root structure is revealed. Anonymous

A pint of example is worth a gallon of advice. Anonymous

In a few days I'll have lived one score and three days in this vale of tears. On I plod -always bored, often drunk, doing no penance for my faults -rather do I become more tolerant of myself from day to day, hardening my crystal heart with blasphemous humor and shunning only toothpicks, pathos, and poverty as being the three unforgivable things in life. Anonymous

One of those men who reach such an acute limited excellence at twenty-one that everything afterward savors of anti-climax. Anonymous

When we are young we take pains to be agreeable, and when we are old we take pains not to be disagreeable. Anonymous

Whenever you get red in the face, whenever you raise your voice, whenever you get hot under the collar or angry, rebellious or negative in spirit, then know that the spirit of God is leaving you and the spirit of Satan is beginning to take over. Anonymous

No one can make us angry. People can say and do things to us but it is still up to us as individuals to do what we want with our emotions in response to those things. Anonymous

Anxiety is the rust of life, destroying its brightness and weakening its power. A childlike and abiding trust in Providence is its best preventive and remedy. Anonymous

Many bad artists will tell you that art is life. There's a subtle difference however. You can turn your back on art. Anonymous

One man gets nothing but discord out of a piano; another gets harmony. No one claims the piano is at fault. Life is about the same. The discord is there, and the harmony is there. Study to play it correctly, and it will give forth the beauty; play it falsely, and it will give forth the ugliness. Life is not at fault. Anonymous

A baseball fan is a spectator sitting 500 feet from home plate, who can see better than an umpire standing five feet away. Anonymous

Remember tonight.. for it is the beginning of always. Anonymous

If you do not believe in yourself... chances are nobody else will. Anonymous

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. Anonymous

A person who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints. Anonymous

A strong man and a waterfall always channel their own path. Anonymous

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. Anonymous

A mousetrap always provides free cheese. Anonymous

Make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes. Anonymous

Early civilizations complained about still earlier ones, much as we do about both. Anonymous

Most of us will do anything to become good except change our way of living. Anonymous

You can no more give what you haven't learned than you can come back from a place you've never been. Anonymous

You must give up the way it is... to have it the way you want it. Anonymous

Each class of society has its own requirements; but it may be said that every class teaches the one immediately below it; and if the highest class be ignorant, uneducated, loving display, luxuriousness, and idle, the same spirit will prevail in humbler life. Anonymous

If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer. Anonymous

Courage comes from wanting to do it well. Security comes from knowing you can do it well. Confidence comes from having done it well. Anonymous

God knows best; he hasn't arranged your anatomy so as to make it easy for you to pat yourself on the back. Anonymous

A bad conscience has a very good memory. Anonymous

Defend your limitations and you own them! Anonymous

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