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Promises are like babies: easy to make, hard to deliver. Anonymous
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I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time! Anonymous
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Chance takers are accident makers. Anonymous
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Safety never takes a holiday. Anonymous
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I now know the color of fear ? it's brown. Anonymous
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving definitely isn't for you. Anonymous
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You know you're a skydiver when you know what the lines mean on a weather map. Anonymous
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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. Anonymous
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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. Anonymous
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There's no waiting for friends on a powder day. Anonymous
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Everyone smiles in the same language. Anonymous
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Smiling is my favorite exercise. Anonymous
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Why is there only one ball for 22 players? If you gave a ball to each of them, they'd stop fighting for it. Anonymous
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Up to five goals is journalism. After that, it becomes statistics. Anonymous
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Your son at five is your master, at ten your slave, at fifteen your double, and after that, your friend or your foe, depending on his bringing up. Anonymous
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Swimming - what real men do while boys play football. Anonymous
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Did you ever notice that when you put the words The and IRS together, it spells THEIRS? Anonymous
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It's double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you're blessed with twins. Anonymous
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Life is two-riffic with twins. Anonymous
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What's cuter than one baby? A precious set of twins! With matching little outfits - And matchless little grins... With twice as many babies, How very busy you will be - Just think of all the loving They'll bring your family. Anonymous
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Would you kill your pet dog or cat to eat it? How about an animal you're not emotionally attached to? Is the thought of slaughtering a cow or chicken or pig with your own hands too much to handle? Instead, would hiring a hit-man to do the job give you enough distance from the emotional discomfort? What animal did you put a contract out on for your supper last night? Did you at least make sure that none went to waste and to take a moment to be grateful for its sacrifice? Anonymous
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Free Weeds U Pick 'Em Anonymous
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We sure liberated the hell out of this place. Anonymous
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Never try to teach a pig to sing... it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Anonymous
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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. Anonymous
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We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. Anonymous
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What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea. Anonymous
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The sea is dangerous and its storms terrible, but these obstacles have never been sufficient reason to remain ashore... Unlike the mediocre, intrepid spirits seek victory over those things that seem impossible... It is with an iron will that they embark on the most daring of all endeavors... to meet the shadowy future without fear and conquer the unknown. Anonymous
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research. Anonymous
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Instead of focusing on their individual agendas, collaborative partnerships establish common goals. In order to address problems that lie beyond any single agency's exclusive purview, but which concern them all, partners agree to pool resources, jointly plan, implement, and evaluate new services and procedures, and delegate individual responsibility for the outcomes of their joint efforts. Anonymous
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Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window. Anonymous
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The Next Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe. Anonymous
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Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him. Anonymous
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Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can. Anonymous
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Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though. Anonymous
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A memory lasts forever. Never does it die. True friends stay together. And never say goodbye. Anonymous
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Life is a journey, not a destination - we determine our destiny by the direction we take. Anonymous
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If you get too far in front of your troops, you start looking like the enemy. Anonymous
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My grandpa notes the world's worn cogs And says we're going to the dogs. His grandpa in his house of logs Said things were going to the dogs. His grandpa in the Flemish bogs Said things were going to the dogs. His grandpa in his hairy togs Said things were going to the dogs. But this is what I wish to state. The dogs have had an awful wait. Anonymous
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For every man there comes that special moment when he is physically tapped on the shoulder and offered the chance to do a very special thing - unique to him and fitted to his talents. What a tragedy if that moment finds him unprepared or unqualified for the work which would be his finest hour. Anonymous
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I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself. Anonymous
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The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland; but that's because it's the best book on anything for layman. Anonymous
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A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages. Anonymous
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Never say I love you If you really don't care. Never talk about feelings If they aren't really there. Never hold my hand If you are going to break my heart. Never say you're going to If you don't really plan to start. Never look into my eyes If all you do is lie. Never say hello If what you really mean is goodbye. If you really mean forever Then say you will try. Never say forever Cause forever makes me cry. Anonymous
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Serenity is not freedom from the storm, but peace amid the storm. Anonymous
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Pain is temporary... quitting is forever. Anonymous
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For organizations and employees alike, the only real security is the ability to grow, change and adapt. Anonymous
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Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast. Anonymous
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If you need medical advice, let these three things be your physicians; a cheerful mind, relaxation from business, and a moderate diet. Anonymous
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He who drinks a glass a day shall live to die another way. Anonymous
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Bear the inevitable with dignity. Anonymous
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The English have a heavy hearted way of amusing themselves. Anonymous
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To the right, books; to the left, a tea-cup. In front of me, the fireplace; behind me, the post. There is no greater happiness than this. Anonymous
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Doing nothing is the most tiresome job in the world because you cannot quit and rest. Anonymous
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None of us are responsible for all the things that happen to us, but we are responsible for the way we act when they do happen. Anonymous
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Do not ask the Lord to guide your footsteps, If you are not willing to move your feet. Anonymous
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They are as much for Mars, as for Mercury; as well qualified for war, as for business. Anonymous
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It is a wise person that adapts themselves to all contingencies; it's the fool who always struggles like a swimmer against the current. Anonymous
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If you're on thin ice, you might as well dance. Anonymous
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In times of storm, the shallowness of the root structure is revealed. Anonymous
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A pint of example is worth a gallon of advice. Anonymous
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In a few days I'll have lived one score and three days in this vale of tears. On I plod -always bored, often drunk, doing no penance for my faults -rather do I become more tolerant of myself from day to day, hardening my crystal heart with blasphemous humor and shunning only toothpicks, pathos, and poverty as being the three unforgivable things in life. Anonymous
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One of those men who reach such an acute limited excellence at twenty-one that everything afterward savors of anti-climax. Anonymous
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When we are young we take pains to be agreeable, and when we are old we take pains not to be disagreeable. Anonymous
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Whenever you get red in the face, whenever you raise your voice, whenever you get hot under the collar or angry, rebellious or negative in spirit, then know that the spirit of God is leaving you and the spirit of Satan is beginning to take over. Anonymous
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No one can make us angry. People can say and do things to us but it is still up to us as individuals to do what we want with our emotions in response to those things. Anonymous
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Anxiety is the rust of life, destroying its brightness and weakening its power. A childlike and abiding trust in Providence is its best preventive and remedy. Anonymous
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Many bad artists will tell you that art is life. There's a subtle difference however. You can turn your back on art. Anonymous
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One man gets nothing but discord out of a piano; another gets harmony. No one claims the piano is at fault. Life is about the same. The discord is there, and the harmony is there. Study to play it correctly, and it will give forth the beauty; play it falsely, and it will give forth the ugliness. Life is not at fault. Anonymous
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A baseball fan is a spectator sitting 500 feet from home plate, who can see better than an umpire standing five feet away. Anonymous
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