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A designated driver helps you party another day. Anonymous
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All men are created equal, then a few become firemen. Anonymous
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The future lies before you Like a field of driven snow, Be careful how you tread it, For every step will show. Anonymous
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Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues. Anonymous
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The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money. Anonymous
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A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television. Anonymous
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On Hallowe'en the thing you must do Is pretend that nothing can frighten you And if somethin' scares you and you want to run Just let on like it's Hallowe'en fun. Anonymous
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It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage. Anonymous
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Mother, the ribbons of your love are woven around my heart. Anonymous
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Remember: I before E, except in Budweiser. Anonymous
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For each petal on the shamrock This brings a wish your way - Good health, good luck, and happiness For today and every day. Anonymous
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When law can stop the blades of grass from growin' as they grow, An' when the leaves in summer time their color dare not show, Then I will change the color, too, I wear in my caubeen; But till that day, plaise God, I'll stick to the Wearin' o' the Green. Anonymous
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Saint Patrick was a gentleman, who through strategy and stealth Drove all the snakes from Ireland, here's a drink to his health! But not too many drinks, lest we lose ourselves and then Forget the good Saint Patrick, and see them snakes again! Anonymous
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If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. Anonymous
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Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! Anonymous
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Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold - but so does a hard-boiled egg. Anonymous
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It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle. Anonymous
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To the loved ones with snowy crowns, I bequeath the happiness of old age, the love and gratitude of their children until they fall asleep. Anonymous
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Anonymous
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The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. Anonymous
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Anyone can be an angel. Anonymous
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I've got dreams in hidden places and extra smiles for when I'm blue. Anonymous
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Confucious say: Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. Anonymous
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Close your eyes and see the beauty. Anonymous
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Breastfeeding is a gift that lasts a lifetime. Anonymous
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A friend is a brother who was once a bother. Anonymous
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I admire the man who exclaimed, I have lost a day! because he had neglected to do any good in the course of it.... Anonymous
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Kittens are angels with whiskers. Anonymous
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Censorship offends me. Anonymous
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It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. Anonymous
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Cheerleaders are angels - we're the only humans who can fly. Anonymous
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Fashion Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. Anonymous
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Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. Anonymous
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Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. Anonymous
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I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! Anonymous
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Docs? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? Anonymous
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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows. Anonymous
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At least my pencil never crashes! Anonymous
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If you keep doing things like you've always done them, what you'll get is what you've already got. Anonymous
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A daughter is a gift of love. Anonymous
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Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests. Anonymous
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The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor. Anonymous
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If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going. Anonymous
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God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate. Anonymous
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Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends. Anonymous
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Anonymous
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Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks. Anonymous
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Your body is a temple, not a drive-through. Anonymous
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The dog is the only animal that has seen his god. Anonymous
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Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car. Anonymous
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Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. Anonymous
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I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers; as long as they use the part that's behind me. Anonymous
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I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Anonymous
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In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. Anonymous
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God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? Anonymous
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The view is better when it is earned. Anonymous
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God gave us two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use. Head you win, tail you lose. Anonymous
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Water flows uphill towards money. Anonymous
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The person who really wants to do something finds a way; the other person finds an excuse. Anonymous
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A rustle in the wind reminds us a fairy is near. Anonymous
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Raindrops are like fairy whispers. Anonymous
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There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus. Anonymous
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History is herstory too. Anonymous
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Sexism is a social disease. Anonymous
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Firefighting is all about ass - busting ours to save yours. Anonymous
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When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the fire. Anonymous
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Never fight fire from ego. Anonymous
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Safety doesn't happen by accident. Anonymous
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Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths. Anonymous
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I like to think a flower opens itself to outgrow its plantedness. That it yearns to be carried away. Anonymous
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