Anonymous Quotes & Wallpapers

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Close your eyes and see the beauty. Anonymous

Breastfeeding is a gift that lasts a lifetime. Anonymous

A friend is a brother who was once a bother. Anonymous

I admire the man who exclaimed, I have lost a day! because he had neglected to do any good in the course of it.... Anonymous

Kittens are angels with whiskers. Anonymous

Censorship offends me. Anonymous

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. Anonymous

Cheerleaders are angels - we're the only humans who can fly. Anonymous

Fashion Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. Anonymous

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. Anonymous

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. Anonymous

I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! Anonymous

Docs? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? Anonymous

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows. Anonymous

At least my pencil never crashes! Anonymous

If you keep doing things like you've always done them, what you'll get is what you've already got. Anonymous

A daughter is a gift of love. Anonymous

Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests. Anonymous

The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor. Anonymous

If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going. Anonymous

God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate. Anonymous

Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends. Anonymous

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Anonymous

Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks. Anonymous

Your body is a temple, not a drive-through. Anonymous

The dog is the only animal that has seen his god. Anonymous

Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car. Anonymous

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. Anonymous

I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers; as long as they use the part that's behind me. Anonymous

I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Anonymous

In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. Anonymous

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? Anonymous

The view is better when it is earned. Anonymous

God gave us two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use. Head you win, tail you lose. Anonymous

Water flows uphill towards money. Anonymous

The person who really wants to do something finds a way; the other person finds an excuse. Anonymous

A rustle in the wind reminds us a fairy is near. Anonymous

Raindrops are like fairy whispers. Anonymous

There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus. Anonymous

History is herstory too. Anonymous

Sexism is a social disease. Anonymous

Firefighting is all about ass - busting ours to save yours. Anonymous

When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the fire. Anonymous

Never fight fire from ego. Anonymous

Safety doesn't happen by accident. Anonymous

Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths. Anonymous

I like to think a flower opens itself to outgrow its plantedness. That it yearns to be carried away. Anonymous

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? Anonymous

She is fond of greens who kisses the gardener. Anonymous

Trying to maintain order during a legalized gang brawl involving 80 toughs with a little whistle, a hanky and a ton of prayer. Anonymous

I know not what the future holds, but I know who holds the future. Anonymous

Games of chance are traps to catch school boy novies and gaping country squires, who begin with a guinea and end with a mortgage. Anonymous

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anyone could have. Anonymous

Most people wish to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity. Anonymous

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. Anonymous

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted. Anonymous

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil. Anonymous

Born to golf. Forced to work. Anonymous

The easiest way to keep a secret is without help. Anonymous

Grandmas hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever. Anonymous

Grandfathers are for loving and fixing things. Anonymous

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, You mean you can do all that, but you can't play my Game Boy? Anonymous

Gather the crumbs of happiness and they will make you a loaf of contentment. Anonymous

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating. Anonymous

Give blood. Play hockey. Anonymous

Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half. Anonymous

Hope is grief's best music. Anonymous

To ride a horse is to ride the sky. Anonymous

Hug Department: Always Open Anonymous

Every time I think of you, it is like getting a hug from the inside out. Anonymous

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