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Breastfeeding is a gift that lasts a lifetime. Anonymous
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A friend is a brother who was once a bother. Anonymous
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I admire the man who exclaimed, I have lost a day! because he had neglected to do any good in the course of it.... Anonymous
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Kittens are angels with whiskers. Anonymous
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Censorship offends me. Anonymous
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It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. Anonymous
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Cheerleaders are angels - we're the only humans who can fly. Anonymous
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Fashion Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. Anonymous
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Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. Anonymous
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Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. Anonymous
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I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! Anonymous
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Docs? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? Anonymous
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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows. Anonymous
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At least my pencil never crashes! Anonymous
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If you keep doing things like you've always done them, what you'll get is what you've already got. Anonymous
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A daughter is a gift of love. Anonymous
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Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests. Anonymous
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The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor. Anonymous
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If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going. Anonymous
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God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate. Anonymous
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Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends. Anonymous
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Anonymous
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Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks. Anonymous
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Your body is a temple, not a drive-through. Anonymous
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The dog is the only animal that has seen his god. Anonymous
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Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car. Anonymous
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Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. Anonymous
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I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers; as long as they use the part that's behind me. Anonymous
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I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Anonymous
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In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. Anonymous
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God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? Anonymous
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The view is better when it is earned. Anonymous
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God gave us two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use. Head you win, tail you lose. Anonymous
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Water flows uphill towards money. Anonymous
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The person who really wants to do something finds a way; the other person finds an excuse. Anonymous
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A rustle in the wind reminds us a fairy is near. Anonymous
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Raindrops are like fairy whispers. Anonymous
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There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus. Anonymous
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History is herstory too. Anonymous
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Sexism is a social disease. Anonymous
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Firefighting is all about ass - busting ours to save yours. Anonymous
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When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the fire. Anonymous
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Never fight fire from ego. Anonymous
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Safety doesn't happen by accident. Anonymous
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Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths. Anonymous
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I like to think a flower opens itself to outgrow its plantedness. That it yearns to be carried away. Anonymous
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If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? Anonymous
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She is fond of greens who kisses the gardener. Anonymous
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Trying to maintain order during a legalized gang brawl involving 80 toughs with a little whistle, a hanky and a ton of prayer. Anonymous
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I know not what the future holds, but I know who holds the future. Anonymous
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Games of chance are traps to catch school boy novies and gaping country squires, who begin with a guinea and end with a mortgage. Anonymous
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This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anyone could have. Anonymous
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Most people wish to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity. Anonymous
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When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. Anonymous
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I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted. Anonymous
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The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil. Anonymous
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Born to golf. Forced to work. Anonymous
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The easiest way to keep a secret is without help. Anonymous
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Grandmas hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever. Anonymous
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Grandfathers are for loving and fixing things. Anonymous
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My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, You mean you can do all that, but you can't play my Game Boy? Anonymous
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Gather the crumbs of happiness and they will make you a loaf of contentment. Anonymous
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High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating. Anonymous
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Give blood. Play hockey. Anonymous
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Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half. Anonymous
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Hope is grief's best music. Anonymous
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To ride a horse is to ride the sky. Anonymous
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Hug Department: Always Open Anonymous
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Every time I think of you, it is like getting a hug from the inside out. Anonymous
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I don't discriminate - I'm an equal-opportunity hugger. Anonymous
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