Anonymous Quotes & Wallpapers

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A garden of Love grows in a Grandmother's heart. Anonymous

When you dig another out of their troubles, you find a place to bury your own. Anonymous

Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey. Anonymous

When Hell freezes over, I'll play hockey there too. Anonymous

If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? Anonymous

A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future. Anonymous

If you want a stable friendship, get a horse. Anonymous

A horse is poetry in motion. Anonymous

Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it. Anonymous

The trouble with living alone is that it's always your turn to do the dishes. Anonymous

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Anonymous

The meal's complete when the kitchen's neat. Anonymous

A hug is a handshake from the heart. Anonymous

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. Anonymous

Today is the last day of some of your life. Anonymous

A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. Anonymous

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? Anonymous

Envy slays itself by its own arrows. Anonymous

We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us. Anonymous

The trouble with the laws these days is that criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. Anonymous

In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers. Anonymous

Meditation is to know oneself as one is. It is see our real face with out any mask. Anonymous

Meditation has no goal. We should not have any aim, goal, or desire for having any gains through meditation. It should be playful and natural. Anonymous

Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back. Anonymous

The formative period for building character for eternity is in the nursery. The mother is queen of that realm and sways a scepter more potent than that of kings or priests. Anonymous

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. Anonymous

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. Anonymous

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. Anonymous

When you're riding lead, don't spit. Anonymous

Asking a seamstress to mend is like asking Michelangelo to paint your garage. Anonymous

Those who sleep under a quilt, sleep under a blanket of love. Anonymous

Night is the blotting paper for many sorrows. Anonymous

A hand omnipotent, in endless space, From chaos, formed a world and found a place, Where, through the countless ages, yet unborn, A star might shine from dusk to rosy morn.... Anonymous

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. Anonymous

Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient. Anonymous

We'd all be worse without a nurse. Anonymous

It isn't the mountains ahead that wear you out, it's the grain of sand in your shoe. Anonymous

A picture is worth a thousand words; a slide show is both. Anonymous

He's not a Republican, he's a Republican't. Anonymous

When prayers go up, blessings come down. Anonymous

I thought he was a young man of promise; but it appears he was a young man of promises. Anonymous

One bright day in the middle of night two dead boys rose to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot one another. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and saved the lives of the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. Anonymous

Not all religion is to be found in the church, any more than all knowledge is found in the classroom. Anonymous

Nowhere is there an account or portrait of Christ laughing... he is always stern, serious and as gloomy as a prison guard. Never does one see him laughing until tears appear in his eyes like the roly-poly squint-eyed Buddha guffawing with arms upraised. Anonymous

I think I'll believe in Gosh instead of God. If you don't believe in Gosh too, you'll be darned to heck. Anonymous

As soon as you see a mistake and don't fix it, it becomes your mistake. Anonymous

Working without safety is a dead-end job. Anonymous

Know safety, no injury. No safety, know injury. Anonymous

Danger never takes a vacation. Anonymous

I could keep on scrappin' or I could go to bed, but then what would I do with all these layouts in my head? Anonymous

Be naughty - save Santa a trip. Anonymous

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up. Anonymous

If you don't start out the day with a smile, it's not too late to start practicing for tomorrow. Anonymous

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs. Anonymous

It is easy to quit; I have quit at least a hundred times. Anonymous

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches. Anonymous

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut. Anonymous

If something goes without saying, let it. Anonymous

It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final. Anonymous

Seven days of no swimming makes one weak. Anonymous

People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women. Anonymous

Imagine that the telegraph is an immense long dog - so long that its head is at Vienna and its tail is at Paris. Well, tread on its tail, which is at Paris, and it will bark at Vienna. Anonymous

TV will never be a serious competitor for radio because people must sit and keep their eyes glued on a screen; the average American family hasn't time for it. Anonymous

The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. Anonymous

The oaks and the pines, and their brethren of the wood, have seen so many suns rise and set, so many seasons come and go, and so many generations pass into silence, that we may well wonder what the story of the trees would be to us if they had tongues to tell it, or we ears fine enough to understand. Anonymous

Vacation used to be a luxury, but in today's world it has become a necessity. Anonymous

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Anonymous

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. Anonymous

Western wind, when will thou blow, The small rain down can rain? Christ, if my love were in my arms And I in my bed again! Anonymous

Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you. Anonymous

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