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When fire is cried and danger is neigh, God and the firemen is the people's cry; But when 'tis out and all things righted, God is forgotten and the firemen slighted. Anonymous

Firefighters save hearts and homes. Anonymous

You might be a firefighter if you've ever smoked and there wasn't a cigarette in sight. Anonymous

Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October's days. Anonymous

May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright Of soft and golden hue Pierce through the future's veil and show What fate now holds for you. Anonymous

Colorful candles burning bright, each lit on eight very special nights. Anonymous

Homecoming means coming home to what is in your heart. Anonymous

Homecoming means tradition. Anonymous

The ornaments of your house will be the guests who frequent it. Anonymous

I've fallen in love many times... always with you. Anonymous

A mom's hug lasts long after she lets go. Anonymous

I am having an out of money experience. Anonymous

Wandered from the Antrim hills, Wandered from the Killalas rills, Patrick heard upon the breeze Voices from the Irish seas. Anonymous

When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure. Anonymous

There's no one quite like a special teacher, and no teacher quite as special as you. Anonymous

Someone remembers, someone cares; Your name is whispered in someone's prayers. Anonymous

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. Anonymous

Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns. Anonymous

The best advice is this: Don't take advice and don't give advice. Anonymous

While we are sleeping, angels have conversations with our souls. Anonymous

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to. Anonymous

The signs of the zodiac are karmic patterns; the planets are the looms; the will is the weaver. Anonymous

Baseball is the only place in life where a sacrifice is really appreciated. Anonymous

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. Anonymous

Let books be your dining table, And you shall be full of delights Let them be your mattress And you shall sleep restful nights. Anonymous

Do not nurse a kid who wears braces. Anonymous

Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in man. Anonymous

If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies. Anonymous

Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet. Anonymous

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. Anonymous

Dogs have owners, cats have staff. Anonymous

Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives. Anonymous

In any other sport, if you miss the catch all you lose is the ball. Anonymous

Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath. Anonymous

What do nudists wear on casual Fridays? Anonymous

A nudist is simply a human being without artificial additives. Anonymous

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination. Anonymous

A user and his leisure time are soon parted. Anonymous

DOS computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form. Anonymous

God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily. Anonymous

Sarcasm is the sour cream of wit. Anonymous

Mothers and daughters are closest, when daughters become mothers. Anonymous

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. Anonymous

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is. Anonymous

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. Anonymous

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. Anonymous

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise. Anonymous

A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours. Anonymous

Dreams are only thoughts you didn't have time to think about during the day. Anonymous

Yes, Officer, I did see the speed limit sign. I just didn't see you. Anonymous

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route. Anonymous

It'll be a great day when education gets all the money it wants and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy bombers. Anonymous

We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved. Anonymous

When we Indians kill meat, we eat it all up.... When we build houses, we make little holes. When we burn grass for grasshoppers, we don't ruin things. We shake down acorns and pinenuts. We don't chop down the trees. Anonymous

It is a mistake to suppose that people succeed through success; they often succeed through failures. Anonymous

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. Anonymous

How good does a female athlete have to be before we just call her an athlete? Anonymous

Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure. Anonymous

You might be a fireman if you've ever said, she's hot tonight and not been talking about a girl. Anonymous

Backdraft has the right-of-way. Anonymous

Have cognition before ignition. Anonymous

Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made. Anonymous

If you don't have time to do it right you must have time to do it over. Anonymous

Know your limits, but never stop trying to exceed them. Anonymous

You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list. The longer your list, the smaller your God. Anonymous

No pillow so soft as God's promise. Anonymous

The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. Anonymous

A gimme can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. Anonymous

A man must be a great fool, who can't spell a word more than one way. Anonymous

I have a warm feeling after playing with my grandchildren. It's the liniment working. Anonymous

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