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A man's work is from sun to sun, but a mother's work is never done. Anonymous

Discover wildlife: be a teacher! Anonymous

I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom. Anonymous

If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag. Anonymous

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. Anonymous

Advertisers constantly invent cures to which there is no disease. Anonymous

You know you live in Phoenix when you can drive four hours in any one direction and never leave the Valley. Anonymous

If we were meant to be nude, we would have been born that way. Anonymous

The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking, but that he won't let you stop listening. Anonymous

Breastmilk: the gift that keeps on giving. Anonymous

If cheerleaders are so easy, why aren't you with one? Anonymous

To be a fashionable woman is to know yourself, know what you represent, and know what works for you. To be in fashion could be a disaster on 90 percent of women. You are not a page out of Vogue. Anonymous

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. Anonymous

In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. Anonymous

In trying to get our own way, we should remember that kisses are sweeter than whine. Anonymous

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry. Anonymous

Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers. Anonymous

I don't rent space to anyone in my head. Anonymous

A daughter is a day brightener and a heart warmer. Anonymous

Indecision becomes decision with time. Anonymous

I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter! Anonymous

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Anonymous

Put eat chocolate at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. Anonymous

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. Anonymous

Don't go out of your weigh to please anyone but yourself. Anonymous

It starts when you sink in his arms and ends with your arms in his sink. Anonymous

Firelight will not let you read fine stories but it's warm and you won't see the dust on the floor. Anonymous

Volunteer firemen do it for free! Anonymous

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. Anonymous

Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog wouldn't eat. Anonymous

A three-year-old gave this reaction to her Christmas dinner: I don't like the turkey, but I like the bread he ate. Anonymous

In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. Anonymous

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. Anonymous

Maybe the atheist cannot find God for the same reason a thief cannot find a policeman. Anonymous

I believe in God; I just don't trust anyone who works for him. Anonymous

He who kneels before God can stand before anyone. Anonymous

No God, no peace. Know God, know peace. Anonymous

It might be more worthwhile if we stopped wringing our hands and started ringing our congressmen. Anonymous

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. Anonymous

How can I control my life when I can't control my hair? Anonymous

Love is blind; hate is deaf. Anonymous

Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side. Anonymous

There may be dust in my house but there isn't any on me. Anonymous

No matter who you are, some scholar can show you the great idea you had was had by someone before you. Anonymous

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Anonymous

Your life may be the only Bible some people read. Anonymous

Law: the only game where the best players get to sit on the bench. Anonymous

Knowledge is haunted by the ghost of past opinion. Anonymous

If you have one eye on yesterday, and one eye on tomorrow, you're going to be cockeyed today. Anonymous

If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed. Anonymous

The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory. Anonymous

What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Anonymous

You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool mom. Anonymous

Accidents hurt - safety doesn't. Anonymous

Buttons and patches and the cold wind blowing, The days pass quickly when I am sewing. Anonymous

People who look through keyholes are apt to get the idea that most things are keyhole shaped. Anonymous

You can't fall off the floor. Anonymous

You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your connectedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you. Anonymous

We are each burdened with prejudice; against the poor or the rich, the smart or the slow, the gaunt or the obese. It is natural to develop prejudices. It is noble to rise above them. Anonymous

Promises are like babies: easy to make, hard to deliver. Anonymous

I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time! Anonymous

Chance takers are accident makers. Anonymous

Safety never takes a holiday. Anonymous

I now know the color of fear ? it's brown. Anonymous

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving definitely isn't for you. Anonymous

You know you're a skydiver when you know what the lines mean on a weather map. Anonymous

Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. Anonymous

Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. Anonymous

There's no waiting for friends on a powder day. Anonymous

Everyone smiles in the same language. Anonymous



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