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Discover wildlife: be a teacher! Anonymous
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I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom. Anonymous
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If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag. Anonymous
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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. Anonymous
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Advertisers constantly invent cures to which there is no disease. Anonymous
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You know you live in Phoenix when you can drive four hours in any one direction and never leave the Valley. Anonymous
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If we were meant to be nude, we would have been born that way. Anonymous
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The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking, but that he won't let you stop listening. Anonymous
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Breastmilk: the gift that keeps on giving. Anonymous
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If cheerleaders are so easy, why aren't you with one? Anonymous
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To be a fashionable woman is to know yourself, know what you represent, and know what works for you. To be in fashion could be a disaster on 90 percent of women. You are not a page out of Vogue. Anonymous
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Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. Anonymous
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In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. Anonymous
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In trying to get our own way, we should remember that kisses are sweeter than whine. Anonymous
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Never let a computer know you're in a hurry. Anonymous
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Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers. Anonymous
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I don't rent space to anyone in my head. Anonymous
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A daughter is a day brightener and a heart warmer. Anonymous
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Indecision becomes decision with time. Anonymous
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I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter! Anonymous
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Anonymous
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Put eat chocolate at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. Anonymous
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The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. Anonymous
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Don't go out of your weigh to please anyone but yourself. Anonymous
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It starts when you sink in his arms and ends with your arms in his sink. Anonymous
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Firelight will not let you read fine stories but it's warm and you won't see the dust on the floor. Anonymous
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Volunteer firemen do it for free! Anonymous
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. Anonymous
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Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog wouldn't eat. Anonymous
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A three-year-old gave this reaction to her Christmas dinner: I don't like the turkey, but I like the bread he ate. Anonymous
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In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. Anonymous
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Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. Anonymous
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Maybe the atheist cannot find God for the same reason a thief cannot find a policeman. Anonymous
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I believe in God; I just don't trust anyone who works for him. Anonymous
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He who kneels before God can stand before anyone. Anonymous
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No God, no peace. Know God, know peace. Anonymous
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It might be more worthwhile if we stopped wringing our hands and started ringing our congressmen. Anonymous
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A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. Anonymous
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How can I control my life when I can't control my hair? Anonymous
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Love is blind; hate is deaf. Anonymous
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Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side. Anonymous
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There may be dust in my house but there isn't any on me. Anonymous
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No matter who you are, some scholar can show you the great idea you had was had by someone before you. Anonymous
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Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Anonymous
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Your life may be the only Bible some people read. Anonymous
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Law: the only game where the best players get to sit on the bench. Anonymous
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Knowledge is haunted by the ghost of past opinion. Anonymous
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If you have one eye on yesterday, and one eye on tomorrow, you're going to be cockeyed today. Anonymous
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If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed. Anonymous
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The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory. Anonymous
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What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Anonymous
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You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool mom. Anonymous
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Accidents hurt - safety doesn't. Anonymous
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Buttons and patches and the cold wind blowing, The days pass quickly when I am sewing. Anonymous
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People who look through keyholes are apt to get the idea that most things are keyhole shaped. Anonymous
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You can't fall off the floor. Anonymous
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You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your connectedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you. Anonymous
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We are each burdened with prejudice; against the poor or the rich, the smart or the slow, the gaunt or the obese. It is natural to develop prejudices. It is noble to rise above them. Anonymous
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Promises are like babies: easy to make, hard to deliver. Anonymous
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I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time! Anonymous
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Chance takers are accident makers. Anonymous
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Safety never takes a holiday. Anonymous
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I now know the color of fear ? it's brown. Anonymous
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving definitely isn't for you. Anonymous
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You know you're a skydiver when you know what the lines mean on a weather map. Anonymous
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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. Anonymous
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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. Anonymous
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There's no waiting for friends on a powder day. Anonymous
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Everyone smiles in the same language. Anonymous
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Smiling is my favorite exercise. Anonymous
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