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Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. Anonymous
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A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker. Anonymous
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When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing. Anonymous
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A speech is like a woman's skirt: it needs to be long enough to cover the subject matter but short enough to hold the audience's attention. Anonymous
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The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success. Anonymous
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Some people succeed because they are destined to, but most people succeed because they are determined to. Anonymous
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He who burns his bridges better be a damn good swimmer. Anonymous
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Good tattoos aren't cheap and cheap tattoos aren't good. Anonymous
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Tea is liquid wisdom. Anonymous
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The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you just learned this morning. Anonymous
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Television? No good will come of this device. The word is half Greek and half Latin. Anonymous
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Climb a tree - it gets you closer to heaven. Anonymous
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No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money. Anonymous
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There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman. Anonymous
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A metaphor is like a simile. Anonymous
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After God had carried us safe to New-England, and wee had built our houses, provided necessaries for our livelihood, rear'd convenient places for Gods worship, and settled the Civil Government: One of the next things we longed for, and looked after was to advance Learning and perpetuate it to Posterity; dreading to leave an illiterate Ministery to the Churches, when our present Ministers shall lie in the Dust. Anonymous
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Equality of rights under the law shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex. Anonymous
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Jacques Brel is Alive and Well and Living in Paris. Anonymous
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Anonymous
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Warning: The Surgeon General Has Determined That Cigarette Smoking Is Dangerous to Your Health. Anonymous
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God works a wonder now and then, He thought a lawyer was an honest man. Anonymous
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. Anonymous
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You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. Anonymous
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No one has ever become poor by giving. Anonymous
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Anonymous
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You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. Anonymous
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Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe. Anonymous
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We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd. Anonymous
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Eagles do not beget Doves. Anonymous
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Hit any user to continue. Anonymous
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COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key. Anonymous
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination. Anonymous
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow, what a ride!". Anonymous
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Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but by how we react to what happens, not by what life brings to us, but by the attitude we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst, a spark that creates extraordinary results. Anonymous
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Optimization hinders evolution. Anonymous
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No pillows so soft as God's Promise. Anonymous
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It doesn't bother me That less than brimming is my cup. Today is crowned with great success! Look at me! I'm up! My first blessing of the day: I'm up! I'm up, and I'm sober; And if nothing of the good happens For the rest of the day, Before I put my head on a pillow tonight, I can say, "Thank you God, for those two blessings". Anonymous
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Persistence is a strong will. Obstinance is a strong won Anonymous
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You've never lived until you've almost died, for those who fought for it, life has a flavor the protected will never know. Anonymous
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You can get your appetite elsewhere, as long as you eat at home. Anonymous
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The best runs sometimes come on days when you didn't feel like running. Anonymous
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To the brave and the faithful, nothing is impossible. Anonymous
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If I where to describe myself in one word, a new word should be made. Anonymous
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One woman who managed to corner him, the story runs, said in a treacly gushing voice: Doesn't it thrill you, Mr. Churchill, to know that every time you make a speech the hall is packed to overflowing? It is quite flattering, Mr. Churchill replied, but whenever I feel this way I always remember that if instead of making a political speech I was being hanged, the crowd would be twice as big. Anonymous
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Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse. Anonymous
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick! Anonymous
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A man who cannot make mistakes cannot do anything. Anonymous
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Any one who knows what the worth of family affection is among the lower classes, and who has seen the array of little portraits stuck over a laborer's fireplace will perhaps feel with me that in counteracting the tendencies, social and industrial, which every day are sapping the healthier family affections, the sixpenny photograph is doing more for the poor than all the philanthropists in the world. Anonymous
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The only lack or limitation is in your own mind. Anonymous
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If someone were to pay you $.10 for every kind word you ever spoke and collect $.05 for every unkind word, would you be rich or poor? Anonymous
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Like an arrow to its mark flies the word good man's word. Anonymous
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It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that? Anonymous
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It is difficulties that give birth to miracles. Anonymous
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To look is one thing, to see what you look at is another, to understand what you see is a third, to learn from what you understand is still something else, but to act on what you learn is all that really matters! How do I act? Anonymous
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Believe in boys and girls and men and women of a great tomorrow that what so ever the boy soweth the man shall reap. Anonymous
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Some people forget to plant in the spring, idle away the summer hours and then expect to reap in the fall. Anonymous
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Two frogs fell into a bowl of cream. One didn't panic, he relaxed and drowned. The other kicked and struggled so much that the cream turned to butter and he walked out. Anonymous
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I didn't know I'd have to be torn down before I could be built up. Anonymous
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Anybody who ask for advice nowadays just hasn't been listening. Anonymous
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An old-timer is one who remembers when it cost more to run a car than to park it. Anonymous
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Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder! Anonymous
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America, where people do not inquire of a stranger, What is he? But What can he do? Anonymous
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When you're in the right, you can afford to keep your temper. When in the wrong, you can't afford to lose it. Anonymous
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Art the end result of perception, wisdom, intelligence, discipline, hard work, passion, luck, accident, and coincidence. Anonymous
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The purpose of a work of fiction is to appeal to the lingering after-effects in the reader's mind as differing from, say, the purpose of oratory or philosophy which respectively leave people in a fighting or thoughtful mood. Anonymous
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More powerful than the will to win is the courage to begin. Anonymous
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Boredom is a disease of the mind and psyche, an insidious disease. It not only takes the joy out of life, but the creativity as well. No one of God's children should ever be bored with life. Anonymous
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Life becomes real only when we begin to face and solve our own problems. Until then we only swim in circles in a large fantasy world which tends to make us very tired of living. Don't waste energy! Face life now! Anonymous
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What you RESIST, PERSISTS. If you take ownership and deal with things that are bothering you, then, in the very process of dealing with them they very often will go away. Anonymous
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Leisure for people of business, and business for people of leisure would cure many problems. Anonymous
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