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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. Anonymous
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Anonymous
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Coolidge was known for his terse speech and reticence. A woman bet her friend that she could get Coolidge to speak to her, which was something he was reluctant to do. She went up to him and said: Hello, Mr. President, I bet my friend that I could get you to say three words to me. You lose, Coolidge replied dryly, and walked away. Anonymous
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Primitive does not mean stupid. Anonymous
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Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts. Anonymous
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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. Anonymous
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It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest. Anonymous
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It was not a laugh but merely a loud smile. Anonymous
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People that are organized are just too lazy to get up and look for it. Anonymous
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A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home. Anonymous
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Light is good from whatever lamp it shines. Anonymous
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Silent and listen are spelled with the same letters. Anonymous
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If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is. Anonymous
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In the nineteenth century men lost their fear of God and acquired a fear of microbes. Anonymous
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Meditation is simplicity itself. One is to just let go, nothing special is supposed to happen. Anonymous
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In meditation we witness our thoughts without any judgment. Anonymous
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Never say, oops. Always say, Ah, interesting. Anonymous
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money. Anonymous
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer. Anonymous
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Keep the paint up, and the rubber down! Anonymous
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Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. Anonymous
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I like making a piece of string into something I can wear. Anonymous
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Stitch your stress away. Anonymous
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Sewing fills my days, not to mention the living room, bedroom, and closets. Anonymous
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Sewing: A creative mess is better than tidy idleness. Anonymous
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I'm a material girl - want to see my fabric collection? Anonymous
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I'm in therapy and sewing is cheaper than a psychiatrist. Anonymous
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People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around. Anonymous
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Nurses are patient people. Anonymous
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Nurses don't wait until October to celebrate Make a Difference Day - they make a difference every day! Anonymous
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The most difficult part of attaining perfection is finding something to do for an encore. Anonymous
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Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain. Anonymous
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Don't be discouraged. It's often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock. Anonymous
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I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday. Anonymous
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When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. Anonymous
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The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. Anonymous
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There's more to the truth than just the facts. Anonymous
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The desert attracts the nomad, the ocean the sailor, the infinite the poet. Anonymous
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God always answers our prayers, but sometimes the answer is no. Anonymous
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I think that carrying a baby inside you is like running as fast as you can. It feels like finally letting go and filling yourself up to the wildest limits. Anonymous
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An angel in the book of life wrote down my baby's birth, Then whispered as she closed the book too beautiful for earth. Anonymous
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The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up. Anonymous
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Someday is not a day of the week. Anonymous
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I really hate this darn machine; I wish that they would sell it. It won't do what I want it to, but only what I tell it. Anonymous
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I'm an incorrigible punster. Do not incorrige me. Anonymous
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After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident, you begin to worry about history. Anonymous
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Never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about. Anonymous
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I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays. Anonymous
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Jesus saves... passes to Moses... shoots... scores! Anonymous
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The more chance there is of stubbing your toe, the more chance you have of stepping into success. Anonymous
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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic. Anonymous
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To learn about eye protection, ask someone who has one. Anonymous
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Unsafe acts will keep you in stitches. Anonymous
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The safest risk is the one you didn't take. Anonymous
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My grandmother made me a scrapbook because I was once too young to remember; I am making scrapbooks for my family because one day I may be too old to remember. Anonymous
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A true scrapbook addict is one who stages photographs to match paper she likes. Anonymous
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The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. Anonymous
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Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't! Anonymous
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I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. Anonymous
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Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. Anonymous
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When the people look like ants ? pull, When the ants look like people ? pray. Anonymous
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You know you're a skydiver when your friends think it's funny when you are sleeping to blow a fan in your face and set a beeper off near your ear. Anonymous
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At 13,000 feet nothing else matters. Anonymous
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You know you're a skydiver when you analyze every flag you see in terms of it's too windy/not too windy to jump. Anonymous
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Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method. Anonymous
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Sleep... Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death. Anonymous
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If you don't have a smile, I'll give you one of mine. Anonymous
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People are not perfect (except when they smile). Anonymous
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Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you've been up to. Anonymous
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If you would like to spoil the day for a grouch, give him a smile. Anonymous
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