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Sewing fills my days, not to mention the living room, bedroom, and closets. Anonymous
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Sewing: A creative mess is better than tidy idleness. Anonymous
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I'm a material girl - want to see my fabric collection? Anonymous
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I'm in therapy and sewing is cheaper than a psychiatrist. Anonymous
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People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around. Anonymous
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Nurses are patient people. Anonymous
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Nurses don't wait until October to celebrate Make a Difference Day - they make a difference every day! Anonymous
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The most difficult part of attaining perfection is finding something to do for an encore. Anonymous
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Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain. Anonymous
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Don't be discouraged. It's often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock. Anonymous
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I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday. Anonymous
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When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. Anonymous
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The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. Anonymous
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There's more to the truth than just the facts. Anonymous
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The desert attracts the nomad, the ocean the sailor, the infinite the poet. Anonymous
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God always answers our prayers, but sometimes the answer is no. Anonymous
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I think that carrying a baby inside you is like running as fast as you can. It feels like finally letting go and filling yourself up to the wildest limits. Anonymous
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An angel in the book of life wrote down my baby's birth, Then whispered as she closed the book too beautiful for earth. Anonymous
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The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up. Anonymous
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Someday is not a day of the week. Anonymous
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I really hate this darn machine; I wish that they would sell it. It won't do what I want it to, but only what I tell it. Anonymous
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I'm an incorrigible punster. Do not incorrige me. Anonymous
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After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident, you begin to worry about history. Anonymous
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Never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about. Anonymous
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I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays. Anonymous
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Jesus saves... passes to Moses... shoots... scores! Anonymous
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The more chance there is of stubbing your toe, the more chance you have of stepping into success. Anonymous
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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic. Anonymous
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To learn about eye protection, ask someone who has one. Anonymous
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Unsafe acts will keep you in stitches. Anonymous
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The safest risk is the one you didn't take. Anonymous
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My grandmother made me a scrapbook because I was once too young to remember; I am making scrapbooks for my family because one day I may be too old to remember. Anonymous
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A true scrapbook addict is one who stages photographs to match paper she likes. Anonymous
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The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. Anonymous
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Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't! Anonymous
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I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. Anonymous
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Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. Anonymous
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When the people look like ants ? pull, When the ants look like people ? pray. Anonymous
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You know you're a skydiver when your friends think it's funny when you are sleeping to blow a fan in your face and set a beeper off near your ear. Anonymous
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At 13,000 feet nothing else matters. Anonymous
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You know you're a skydiver when you analyze every flag you see in terms of it's too windy/not too windy to jump. Anonymous
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Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method. Anonymous
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Sleep... Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death. Anonymous
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If you don't have a smile, I'll give you one of mine. Anonymous
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People are not perfect (except when they smile). Anonymous
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Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you've been up to. Anonymous
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If you would like to spoil the day for a grouch, give him a smile. Anonymous
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Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. Anonymous
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A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker. Anonymous
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When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing. Anonymous
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A speech is like a woman's skirt: it needs to be long enough to cover the subject matter but short enough to hold the audience's attention. Anonymous
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The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success. Anonymous
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Some people succeed because they are destined to, but most people succeed because they are determined to. Anonymous
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He who burns his bridges better be a damn good swimmer. Anonymous
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Good tattoos aren't cheap and cheap tattoos aren't good. Anonymous
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Tea is liquid wisdom. Anonymous
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The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you just learned this morning. Anonymous
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Television? No good will come of this device. The word is half Greek and half Latin. Anonymous
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Climb a tree - it gets you closer to heaven. Anonymous
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No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money. Anonymous
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There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman. Anonymous
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A metaphor is like a simile. Anonymous
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After God had carried us safe to New-England, and wee had built our houses, provided necessaries for our livelihood, rear'd convenient places for Gods worship, and settled the Civil Government: One of the next things we longed for, and looked after was to advance Learning and perpetuate it to Posterity; dreading to leave an illiterate Ministery to the Churches, when our present Ministers shall lie in the Dust. Anonymous
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Equality of rights under the law shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex. Anonymous
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Jacques Brel is Alive and Well and Living in Paris. Anonymous
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Anonymous
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Warning: The Surgeon General Has Determined That Cigarette Smoking Is Dangerous to Your Health. Anonymous
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God works a wonder now and then, He thought a lawyer was an honest man. Anonymous
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Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em. Anonymous
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It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible. Anonymous
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