Anonymous Quotes & Wallpapers


Total Quotes: 4164


Stitch your stress away. Anonymous

Sewing fills my days, not to mention the living room, bedroom, and closets. Anonymous

Sewing: A creative mess is better than tidy idleness. Anonymous

I'm a material girl - want to see my fabric collection? Anonymous

I'm in therapy and sewing is cheaper than a psychiatrist. Anonymous

People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around. Anonymous

Nurses are patient people. Anonymous

Nurses don't wait until October to celebrate Make a Difference Day - they make a difference every day! Anonymous

The most difficult part of attaining perfection is finding something to do for an encore. Anonymous

Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain. Anonymous

Don't be discouraged. It's often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock. Anonymous

I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday. Anonymous

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. Anonymous

The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. Anonymous

There's more to the truth than just the facts. Anonymous

The desert attracts the nomad, the ocean the sailor, the infinite the poet. Anonymous

God always answers our prayers, but sometimes the answer is no. Anonymous

I think that carrying a baby inside you is like running as fast as you can. It feels like finally letting go and filling yourself up to the wildest limits. Anonymous

An angel in the book of life wrote down my baby's birth, Then whispered as she closed the book too beautiful for earth. Anonymous

The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up. Anonymous

Someday is not a day of the week. Anonymous

I really hate this darn machine; I wish that they would sell it. It won't do what I want it to, but only what I tell it. Anonymous

I'm an incorrigible punster. Do not incorrige me. Anonymous

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident, you begin to worry about history. Anonymous

Never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about. Anonymous

I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays. Anonymous

Jesus saves... passes to Moses... shoots... scores! Anonymous

The more chance there is of stubbing your toe, the more chance you have of stepping into success. Anonymous

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic. Anonymous

To learn about eye protection, ask someone who has one. Anonymous

Unsafe acts will keep you in stitches. Anonymous

The safest risk is the one you didn't take. Anonymous

My grandmother made me a scrapbook because I was once too young to remember; I am making scrapbooks for my family because one day I may be too old to remember. Anonymous

A true scrapbook addict is one who stages photographs to match paper she likes. Anonymous

The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. Anonymous

Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't! Anonymous

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. Anonymous

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. Anonymous

When the people look like ants ? pull, When the ants look like people ? pray. Anonymous

You know you're a skydiver when your friends think it's funny when you are sleeping to blow a fan in your face and set a beeper off near your ear. Anonymous

At 13,000 feet nothing else matters. Anonymous

You know you're a skydiver when you analyze every flag you see in terms of it's too windy/not too windy to jump. Anonymous

Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method. Anonymous

Sleep... Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death. Anonymous

If you don't have a smile, I'll give you one of mine. Anonymous

People are not perfect (except when they smile). Anonymous

Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you've been up to. Anonymous

If you would like to spoil the day for a grouch, give him a smile. Anonymous

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. Anonymous

A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker. Anonymous

When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing. Anonymous

A speech is like a woman's skirt: it needs to be long enough to cover the subject matter but short enough to hold the audience's attention. Anonymous

The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success. Anonymous

Some people succeed because they are destined to, but most people succeed because they are determined to. Anonymous

He who burns his bridges better be a damn good swimmer. Anonymous

Good tattoos aren't cheap and cheap tattoos aren't good. Anonymous

Tea is liquid wisdom. Anonymous

The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you just learned this morning. Anonymous

Television? No good will come of this device. The word is half Greek and half Latin. Anonymous

Climb a tree - it gets you closer to heaven. Anonymous

No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money. Anonymous

There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman. Anonymous

A metaphor is like a simile. Anonymous

After God had carried us safe to New-England, and wee had built our houses, provided necessaries for our livelihood, rear'd convenient places for Gods worship, and settled the Civil Government: One of the next things we longed for, and looked after was to advance Learning and perpetuate it to Posterity; dreading to leave an illiterate Ministery to the Churches, when our present Ministers shall lie in the Dust. Anonymous

Equality of rights under the law shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex. Anonymous

Jacques Brel is Alive and Well and Living in Paris. Anonymous

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Anonymous

Warning: The Surgeon General Has Determined That Cigarette Smoking Is Dangerous to Your Health. Anonymous

God works a wonder now and then, He thought a lawyer was an honest man. Anonymous

Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em. Anonymous



<< PREVIOUS PAGE Page 28 of 60 | NEXT PAGE >
1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9   10   11   12   13   14   15   16   17   18   19   20   21   22   23   24   25   26   27   28   29   30   31   32   33   34   35   36   37   38   39   40   41   42   43   44   45   46   47   48   49   50   51   52   53   54   55   56   57   58   59   60  


RELATED TOPICS

Alcoholics Anonymous Quotes, Anonymous Atheist Quotes, Anonymous Birthday Quotes, Anonymous Fashion Quotes, Anonymous Flag, Anonymous Group Quotes, Anonymous Hackers, Anonymous Hackers Quotes, Anonymous Inspirational Quotes, Anonymous Knowledge Quotes, Anonymous Legion Quotes,