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To laugh is human but to moo is bovine. Anonymous

I wish I were a white crayon, that way no one could use me. Anonymous

The mad are happy, the sane ignorant; those of us stuck on the sane side of madness or the mad fringe of sanity are in a purgatorial cage. Anonymous

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. Anonymous

I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate. Anonymous

Money may talk, but chocolate sings. Anonymous

If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution. Anonymous

Obesity is a condition which proves that the Lord does not help those who help themselves and help themselves and help themselves. Anonymous

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. Anonymous

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. Anonymous

Those at the top of the mountain didn't fall there. Anonymous

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. Anonymous

Man is inclined to exaggerate almost everything - except his own mistakes. Anonymous

Bad men excuse their faults; good men abandon them. Anonymous

And as the seasons come and go, here's something you might like to know. There are fairies everywhere: under bushes, in the air, playing games just like you play, singing through their busy day. So listen, touch, and look around - in the air and on the ground. And if you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wing. Anonymous

Wind chimes in your yard will serenade garden creatures - squirrels, fairies and angels. Anonymous

Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. And lo, no one was there. Anonymous

Faith can move mountains, but don't be surprised if God hands you a shovel. Anonymous

Don't let your dreams go up in smoke - practice fire safety. Anonymous

You know you're a firefighter when you really think that rusty old hydrant looks good in the garden. Anonymous

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. Anonymous

I just hope God does not get bored of dreaming me. Anonymous

Don't question God, for He may reply: If you're so anxious for answers, come up here. Anonymous

If you are not as close to God as you used to be, who moved? Anonymous

To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly. Anonymous

My body is here, but my mind has already teed off. Anonymous

Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. Anonymous

Man 1: Where are you from? Man 2: From a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions. Man 1: Okay, where are you from, jackass? Anonymous

Grandfathers are just antique little boys. Anonymous

Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies. Anonymous

Grandmother-grandchild relationships are simple. Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. Anonymous

A grandmother is a mother who has a second chance. Anonymous

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. Anonymous

Jumping for joy is good exercise. Anonymous

When you open your heart to giving, angels fly to your door. Anonymous

Instead of counting your days, make your days count. Anonymous

The day was counting up its birds and never got the answer right. Anonymous

Love, she said, should be said more slowly, and ran from the house. Words could not catch her as such. Honesty is so slow, that is the trouble. Anonymous

Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins. Anonymous

Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. Anonymous

No matter how far in or out of the closet you are, you still have a next step. Anonymous

Always tell the truth. Even if you have to make it up. Anonymous

Some people will not tolerate such emotional honesty in communication. They would rather defend their dishonesty on the grounds that it might hurt others. Therefore, having rationalized their phoniness into nobility, they settle for superficial relationships. Anonymous

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. Anonymous

Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier. Anonymous

All I pay my psychiatrist is the cost of feed and hay, and he'll listen to me any day. Anonymous

You can't wrap love in a box, but you can wrap a person in a hug. Anonymous

Modesty: The art of encouraging people to find out for themselves how wonderful you are. Anonymous

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. Anonymous

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Anonymous

Coolidge was known for his terse speech and reticence. A woman bet her friend that she could get Coolidge to speak to her, which was something he was reluctant to do. She went up to him and said: Hello, Mr. President, I bet my friend that I could get you to say three words to me. You lose, Coolidge replied dryly, and walked away. Anonymous

Primitive does not mean stupid. Anonymous

Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts. Anonymous

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. Anonymous

It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest. Anonymous

It was not a laugh but merely a loud smile. Anonymous

People that are organized are just too lazy to get up and look for it. Anonymous

A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home. Anonymous

Light is good from whatever lamp it shines. Anonymous

Silent and listen are spelled with the same letters. Anonymous

If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is. Anonymous

In the nineteenth century men lost their fear of God and acquired a fear of microbes. Anonymous

Meditation is simplicity itself. One is to just let go, nothing special is supposed to happen. Anonymous

In meditation we witness our thoughts without any judgment. Anonymous

Never say, oops. Always say, Ah, interesting. Anonymous

The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money. Anonymous

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer. Anonymous

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down! Anonymous

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. Anonymous

I like making a piece of string into something I can wear. Anonymous



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