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The only good thing about punctuality is that it usually gets you an apology. Anonymous
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Scratch less, purr more. Anonymous
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Don't major in minor things. Anonymous
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The bicycle will accomplish more for women's sensible dress than all the reform movements that have ever been waged. Anonymous
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TV. If kids are entertained by two letters, imagine the fun they'll have with twenty-six. Open your child's imagination. Open a book. Anonymous
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Does breast milk come in chocolate? Anonymous
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You can't file a conversation. Anonymous
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Don't put off your happy life. Anonymous
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Present your family and friends with their eulogies now - they won't be able to hear how much you love them and appreciate them from the grave. Anonymous
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I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted, but his or her entertainment value. Anonymous
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It's hard to be humble when you can jump, stunt, and tumble! Anonymous
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Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons. Anonymous
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Rated G is nobody gets the girl. PG is the good guy gets the girl. R is the bad guy gets the girl. XXX is everybody gets the girl. Anonymous
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Society is a made-up formula of what we are supposed to be, kept alive by those who believe in it.... I laugh in the ugly face of society, with all its fabricated dimensions. Anonymous
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I make serious coffee - so strong it wakes up the neighbors. Anonymous
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C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep? Anonymous
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I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy. Anonymous
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My blood type is Folgers. Anonymous
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Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. Anonymous
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If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing... you have a college degree. Anonymous
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Before you can break out of prison, you must first realize you're locked up. Anonymous
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A man of courage never wants weapons. Anonymous
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To laugh is human but to moo is bovine. Anonymous
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I wish I were a white crayon, that way no one could use me. Anonymous
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The mad are happy, the sane ignorant; those of us stuck on the sane side of madness or the mad fringe of sanity are in a purgatorial cage. Anonymous
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You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. Anonymous
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I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate. Anonymous
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Money may talk, but chocolate sings. Anonymous
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If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution. Anonymous
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Obesity is a condition which proves that the Lord does not help those who help themselves and help themselves and help themselves. Anonymous
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. Anonymous
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You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. Anonymous
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Those at the top of the mountain didn't fall there. Anonymous
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Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. Anonymous
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Man is inclined to exaggerate almost everything - except his own mistakes. Anonymous
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Bad men excuse their faults; good men abandon them. Anonymous
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And as the seasons come and go, here's something you might like to know. There are fairies everywhere: under bushes, in the air, playing games just like you play, singing through their busy day. So listen, touch, and look around - in the air and on the ground. And if you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wing. Anonymous
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Wind chimes in your yard will serenade garden creatures - squirrels, fairies and angels. Anonymous
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Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. And lo, no one was there. Anonymous
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Faith can move mountains, but don't be surprised if God hands you a shovel. Anonymous
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Don't let your dreams go up in smoke - practice fire safety. Anonymous
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You know you're a firefighter when you really think that rusty old hydrant looks good in the garden. Anonymous
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A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. Anonymous
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I just hope God does not get bored of dreaming me. Anonymous
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Don't question God, for He may reply: If you're so anxious for answers, come up here. Anonymous
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If you are not as close to God as you used to be, who moved? Anonymous
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To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly. Anonymous
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My body is here, but my mind has already teed off. Anonymous
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Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. Anonymous
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Man 1: Where are you from? Man 2: From a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions. Man 1: Okay, where are you from, jackass? Anonymous
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Grandfathers are just antique little boys. Anonymous
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Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies. Anonymous
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Grandmother-grandchild relationships are simple. Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. Anonymous
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A grandmother is a mother who has a second chance. Anonymous
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A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. Anonymous
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Jumping for joy is good exercise. Anonymous
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When you open your heart to giving, angels fly to your door. Anonymous
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Instead of counting your days, make your days count. Anonymous
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The day was counting up its birds and never got the answer right. Anonymous
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Love, she said, should be said more slowly, and ran from the house. Words could not catch her as such. Honesty is so slow, that is the trouble. Anonymous
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Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins. Anonymous
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Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. Anonymous
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No matter how far in or out of the closet you are, you still have a next step. Anonymous
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Always tell the truth. Even if you have to make it up. Anonymous
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Some people will not tolerate such emotional honesty in communication. They would rather defend their dishonesty on the grounds that it might hurt others. Therefore, having rationalized their phoniness into nobility, they settle for superficial relationships. Anonymous
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You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. Anonymous
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Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier. Anonymous
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All I pay my psychiatrist is the cost of feed and hay, and he'll listen to me any day. Anonymous
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You can't wrap love in a box, but you can wrap a person in a hug. Anonymous
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Modesty: The art of encouraging people to find out for themselves how wonderful you are. Anonymous
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