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Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences. Anonymous
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An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets. Anonymous
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A long tongue shortens life. Anonymous
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. Anonymous
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If all of our wishes were gratified, many of our dreams would be destroyed. Anonymous
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An economist is someone who knows more about money than the people who have it. Anonymous
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Clowns wear a face that's painted intentionally on them so they appear to be happy or sad. What kind of mask are you wearing today? Anonymous
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Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter. Anonymous
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Life's problems wouldn't be called hurdles if there wasn't a way to get over them. Anonymous
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Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him. Anonymous
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. Anonymous
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A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work. Anonymous
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A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. Anonymous
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An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible. Anonymous
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Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Anonymous
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Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. Anonymous
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I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere. Anonymous
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Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons. Anonymous
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When you retire, think and act as if you were still working; when you're still working, think and act a bit as if you were already retired. Anonymous
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The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. Anonymous
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Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. Anonymous
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Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. Anonymous
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Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. Anonymous
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You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. Anonymous
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Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. Anonymous
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What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. Anonymous
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When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. Anonymous
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Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. Anonymous
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Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. Anonymous
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My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said. Anonymous
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If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie? Anonymous
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It's easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years? Anonymous
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I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance, A church filled with family and friends. I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for, He said one that would make me his wife. Anonymous
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To drink the sunshine and to dream at night.... Anonymous
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A sister is a forever friend. Anonymous
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When mom and dad don't understand, a sister always will. Anonymous
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A sister shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams. Anonymous
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There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship. Anonymous
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A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked. Anonymous
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A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. Anonymous
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Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy's heart instead of her tummy. Anonymous
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Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen. Anonymous
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The universal joy of Christmas is certainly wonderful. We ring the bells when princes are born, or toll a mournful dirge when great men pass away. Nations have their red-letter days, their carnivals and festivals, but once in the year and only once, the whole world stands still to celebrate the advent of a life. Anonymous
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Women have been taught that, for us, the earth is flat, and that if we venture out, we will fall off the edge. Anonymous
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Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal. Anonymous
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There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen. Anonymous
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A grandfather is someone with silver in his hair and gold in his heart. Anonymous
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A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk in masquerade, For this is Hallowe'en! Anonymous
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May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends. Anonymous
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All mothers are working mothers. Anonymous
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Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. Anonymous
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People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. Anonymous
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Weave in faith and God will find the thread. Anonymous
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In melody divine, My heart it beats to rapturous love, I long to call you mine. Anonymous
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A hug is a great gift - one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange. Anonymous
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When all else fails, pray for a fire drill. Anonymous
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Summer vacation is the time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid. Anonymous
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May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! Anonymous
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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. Anonymous
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Those who can, do. Those who can do more, volunteer. Anonymous
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If you want to touch the past, touch a rock. If you want to touch the present, touch a flower. If you want to touch the future, touch a life. Anonymous
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Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. Anonymous
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Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places. Anonymous
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Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever - but would rather not. Anonymous
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In dog years, I'm dead. Anonymous
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If you can speak three languages you're trilingual. If you can speak two languages you're bilingual. If you can speak only one language you're an American. Anonymous
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Angels are never too distant to hear you. Anonymous
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Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can get by with what is left. Anonymous
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Sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel. Anonymous
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If you love animals called pets, why do you eat animals called dinner? Anonymous
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