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Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. Anonymous

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. Anonymous

Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. Anonymous

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. Anonymous

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. Anonymous

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. Anonymous

Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. Anonymous

My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said. Anonymous

If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie? Anonymous

It's easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years? Anonymous

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance, A church filled with family and friends. I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for, He said one that would make me his wife. Anonymous

To drink the sunshine and to dream at night.... Anonymous

A sister is a forever friend. Anonymous

When mom and dad don't understand, a sister always will. Anonymous

A sister shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams. Anonymous

There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship. Anonymous

A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked. Anonymous

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. Anonymous

Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy's heart instead of her tummy. Anonymous

Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen. Anonymous

The universal joy of Christmas is certainly wonderful. We ring the bells when princes are born, or toll a mournful dirge when great men pass away. Nations have their red-letter days, their carnivals and festivals, but once in the year and only once, the whole world stands still to celebrate the advent of a life. Anonymous

Women have been taught that, for us, the earth is flat, and that if we venture out, we will fall off the edge. Anonymous

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal. Anonymous

There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen. Anonymous

A grandfather is someone with silver in his hair and gold in his heart. Anonymous

A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk in masquerade, For this is Hallowe'en! Anonymous

May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends. Anonymous

All mothers are working mothers. Anonymous

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. Anonymous

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. Anonymous

Weave in faith and God will find the thread. Anonymous

In melody divine, My heart it beats to rapturous love, I long to call you mine. Anonymous

A hug is a great gift - one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange. Anonymous

When all else fails, pray for a fire drill. Anonymous

Summer vacation is the time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid. Anonymous

May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! Anonymous

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. Anonymous

Those who can, do. Those who can do more, volunteer. Anonymous

If you want to touch the past, touch a rock. If you want to touch the present, touch a flower. If you want to touch the future, touch a life. Anonymous

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. Anonymous

Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places. Anonymous

Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever - but would rather not. Anonymous

In dog years, I'm dead. Anonymous

If you can speak three languages you're trilingual. If you can speak two languages you're bilingual. If you can speak only one language you're an American. Anonymous

Angels are never too distant to hear you. Anonymous

Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can get by with what is left. Anonymous

Sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel. Anonymous

If you love animals called pets, why do you eat animals called dinner? Anonymous

The only good thing about punctuality is that it usually gets you an apology. Anonymous

Scratch less, purr more. Anonymous

Don't major in minor things. Anonymous

The bicycle will accomplish more for women's sensible dress than all the reform movements that have ever been waged. Anonymous

TV. If kids are entertained by two letters, imagine the fun they'll have with twenty-six. Open your child's imagination. Open a book. Anonymous

Does breast milk come in chocolate? Anonymous

You can't file a conversation. Anonymous

Don't put off your happy life. Anonymous

Present your family and friends with their eulogies now - they won't be able to hear how much you love them and appreciate them from the grave. Anonymous

I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted, but his or her entertainment value. Anonymous

It's hard to be humble when you can jump, stunt, and tumble! Anonymous

Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons. Anonymous

Rated G is nobody gets the girl. PG is the good guy gets the girl. R is the bad guy gets the girl. XXX is everybody gets the girl. Anonymous

Society is a made-up formula of what we are supposed to be, kept alive by those who believe in it.... I laugh in the ugly face of society, with all its fabricated dimensions. Anonymous

I make serious coffee - so strong it wakes up the neighbors. Anonymous

C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep? Anonymous

I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy. Anonymous

My blood type is Folgers. Anonymous

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. Anonymous

If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing... you have a college degree. Anonymous

Before you can break out of prison, you must first realize you're locked up. Anonymous

A man of courage never wants weapons. Anonymous



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