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Lust will curdle like milk if you don't keep using it up. Anonymous

The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on. Anonymous

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Anonymous

The best answer to anger is silence. Anonymous

If riding in an airplane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming. If you want to experience the element, then get out of the vehicle. Anonymous

You know you're a skydiver when your friends look at the sky and say, look at all those clouds, and you say, look at all those holes! Anonymous

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Anonymous

The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning. Anonymous

I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake. Anonymous

If you must smoke, take your butt outside. Anonymous

I get a kick out of soccer. Anonymous

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday. Anonymous

People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they never cross. Anonymous

You are my sonshine. Anonymous

Son, you outgrew my lap, but never my heart. Anonymous

Foolishness always results when the tongue outraces the brain. Anonymous

His speeches left the impression of an army of pompous phrases moving over the landscape in search of an idea. Anonymous

Spring is not the best of seasons. Cold and flu are two good reasons; wind and rain and other sorrow, warm today and cold tomorrow. Anonymous

Statistics can be made to prove anything - even the truth. Anonymous

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. Anonymous

When the earth floods from global warming, the swimmers will rule the world. Anonymous

A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it. Anonymous

Teachers who inspire know that teaching is like cultivating a garden, and those who would have nothing to do with thorns must never attempt to gather flowers. Anonymous

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m. Anonymous

Time wastes our bodies and our wits, but we waste time, so we are quits. Anonymous

An acceptable level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job. Anonymous

Snowmen fall from heaven... unassembled. Anonymous

When I glimpse the backs of women's knees I seem to hear the first movement of Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony. Anonymous

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Anonymous

Here men from the planet Earth first set foot on the moon, July 1969 A.D. We came in peace for all mankind. Anonymous

Lizzie Borden took an ax And gave her mother forty whacks; And when she saw what she had done She gave her father forty-one. Anonymous

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party. Anonymous

A quitter never wins, and a winner never quits Anonymous

Forgive us for pretending to care for the poor, when we do not like poor people and do not want them in our homes. Anonymous

The barricade closes the street but opens the way. Anonymous

Anger is not only inevitable, but it is necessary. For in its place is indifference, the worst of all human qualities. Anonymous

At the dictation of a mathematician, it will solve in a matter of hours equations never before solved because of their intricacy and the enormous time and personnel which would be required to work them out on ordinary office calculators. Anonymous

There is so much good in the worst of us, And so much bad in the best of us, That it ill behooves any of us, To say anything about the rest of us. Anonymous

I'll have a full recovery - that's the utmost physically my body has the ability to heal. Then I will push about 20 percent further, through sheer mental tenacity. If you're not prepared for that, go elsewhere. Anonymous

When one of your dreams come true, you begin to look at the others more carefully. Anonymous

The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out... Anonymous

When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy. Anonymous

He who flees judgment confesses his guilt. Anonymous

There is no secret so close as that between a rider and his horse. Anonymous

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Anonymous

The richness of the human journey is here. Listen. Pass it on. So that there will not pass from our future the enchantment that begins with the honored words, Once upon a time, long ago and far away, in a deep forest, there lived a child - much like you. Anonymous

I will remember always that marriage, like life, is a journey - not a destination - and that its treasures are found not just at the end but all along the way. Anonymous

No one is listening until you make a mistake. Anonymous

Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'? Anonymous

Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently. Anonymous

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. Anonymous

He who sings, frightens away all his ills. Anonymous

To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success. Anonymous

Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns. Anonymous

If a task has once begun. Never leave it till it's done. Be the labor great or small. Do it well or not at all. Anonymous

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Anonymous

There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are the messengers of overwhelming grief, of deep contrition, and of unspeakable love. Anonymous

There is nothing certain except the unforeseen. Anonymous

For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of pleasure, assuage what I find of pain. Anonymous

Always accept good fortune with grace and humility. Anonymous

Where the flag of truth waves unfurled, there you will find superstition waiting in ambush. Anonymous

We French found it and called it joie de vivre - the joy of living. Anonymous

The universe is so vast and ageless that the life of one man can only be measured by the size of his sacrifice. Anonymous

Who is mightier than death? Those who can smile when death threatens. Anonymous

If the table moves, move with it. Anonymous

It is from prayer that the spirit's victory springs. Anonymous

It is following the line of least resistance that makes men and rivers crooked. Anonymous

People sitting on top of the world, usually arrived there standing up. Anonymous

Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try. Anonymous

The only way to start is to start. Anonymous

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