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I wish life had an Undo function. Anonymous
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Computers must be female. No one but the creator understands their internal logic. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. The message Bad command or file name is about as informative as, If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. Anonymous
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Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day. Anonymous
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Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance. Anonymous
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Socrates learned to dance when he was seventy because he felt that an essential part of himself had been neglected. Anonymous
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Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile. Anonymous
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The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. Anonymous
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Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Anonymous
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. Anonymous
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One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why. Anonymous
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Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones. Anonymous
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Deep within the winter forest among the snowdrift wide You can find a magic place where all the fairies hide.... Anonymous
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A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. Anonymous
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Women belong in the house... and the Senate. Anonymous
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Don't fling your butt beside the trail and we won't fling your butt in jail. Anonymous
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You might be a firefighter if climbing the corporate ladder has nothing to do with career advancement. Anonymous
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You might be a firefighter if the microwave goes off and you run out of the house thinking it was your pager. Anonymous
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Fishing is the sport of drowning worms. Anonymous
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Even if you've been fishing for three hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm. Anonymous
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Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray. Anonymous
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Peace on the outside comes from knowing God on the inside. Anonymous
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Darkness cannot put out the Light. It can only make God brighter. Anonymous
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Gossip is saying behind their back what you would not say to their face. Flattery is saying to their face what you would not say behind their back. Anonymous
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Grandparents are similar to a piece of string - handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of their grandchildren. Anonymous
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Happiness is the feeling you're feeling when you want to keep feeling it. Anonymous
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Go the extra mile. It's never crowded. Anonymous
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You're only as sick as your secrets. Anonymous
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Ice hockey players can walk on water. Anonymous
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If gay and lesbian people are given civil rights, then everyone will want them! Anonymous
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Never deprive someone of hope - it may be all they have. Anonymous
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You can't give a hug without getting a hug. Anonymous
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A hug is worth a thousand words. Anonymous
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Never wait until tomorrow to hug someone you could hug today, because when you give one, you get one right back your way. Anonymous
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It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. Anonymous
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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people? Anonymous
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You can't take something off the Internet - it's like taking pee out of a pool. Anonymous
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On Twitter we get excited if someone follows us. In real life we get really scared and run away. Anonymous
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Internet users are flocking to the Vatican's new website (so they say). It turns out though, that most visitors are there to confess after visiting the Cindy Crawford site. Now, the faithful don't have to kiss the Pope's ring - you just double click on it. Anonymous
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend and a man's worst enemy. Anonymous
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The kindest word in all the world is the unkind word, unsaid. Anonymous
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Kind hearts are the gardens, Kind thoughts are the roots, Kind words are the blossoms, Kind deeds are the fruits. Anonymous
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Love someone who doesn't deserve it. Anonymous
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Happiness is like a kiss - it feels best when you give it to someone else. Anonymous
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Kiss.... The anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction. Anonymous
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Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit. Anonymous
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If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience. Anonymous
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You may be an engineer if your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place. Anonymous
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Infinity is a floorless room without walls or ceiling. Anonymous
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God is real, unless declared integer. Anonymous
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One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying. Anonymous
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Some men have a den in their home, while others just growl all over the house. Anonymous
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Anonymous
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Awareness is a flower that blooms but never dies. Anonymous
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Asanas attune the body to meditation, just as a guitar is tuned before a performance. Anonymous
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Meditation does not answer the questions of the mind, but it dissolves the very mind which creates many questions and confusion in our life. Anonymous
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There are no pockets in a shroud. Anonymous
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If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. Anonymous
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There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock. Anonymous
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Work to ride and ride to work. Anonymous
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Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. Anonymous
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If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. Anonymous
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As ye sew, so shall ye rip. Anonymous
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I cannot count my day complete 'Til needle, thread and fabric meet. Anonymous
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Good friends are like quilts - they age with you yet never lose their warmth. Anonymous
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Mother Nature is wonderful. Children get too old for piggy-back rides just about the same time they get too heavy for them. Anonymous
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In bringing up children, spend on them half as much money and twice as much time. Anonymous
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Patience is the ability to count down before you blast off. Anonymous
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The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground. Anonymous
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Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid. Anonymous
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The only difference between graffiti and philosophy is the word fuck. Anonymous
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