Anonymous Quotes & Wallpapers

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Stay alive, don't text and drive. Anonymous

Drink and drive, the police will show you some new bars. Anonymous

The Oriole weds his mottled mate, The Lily weds the bee; Heaven's marriage ring is round the earth, Let me bind thee? Anonymous

The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad! Anonymous

It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class. Anonymous

I hope your dreams take you to the corners of your smiles, to the highest of your hopes, to the windows of your opportunities, and to the most special places your heart has ever known. Anonymous

We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails. Anonymous

Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. Anonymous

They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk. Anonymous

When you get to your wits end, you will find, God lives there. Anonymous

You must be at the end of your rope. I felt a tug. Anonymous

My patriotic heart beats red, white, and blue. Anonymous

I must do something always solves more problems than Something must be done. Anonymous

You can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell where he is going. Anonymous

When I am with you, the only place I want to be is closer. Anonymous

Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don't want to press your luck. Anonymous

Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter Lullabies, dreams, and love ever after. Poems and songs with pipes and drums A thousand welcomes when anyone comes. Anonymous

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. Anonymous

When we're together or when we're apart, you're first in my thoughts and first in my heart. Anonymous

Volunteers do it for free. Anonymous

I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped! Anonymous

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous

There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. Anonymous

I pledge allegiance to the earth and to the flora, fauna and human life that it supports, one planet indivisible, with safe air, water & soil, economic justice, equal rights and peace for all. Anonymous

Angels can fly directly into the heart of the matter. Anonymous

Wear your own skin. Anonymous

Arizona looks like a battle on Mars. Anonymous

You know you live in Phoenix when the cold-water faucet is hotter than the hot-water faucet. Anonymous

A hundred ten in the shade is sorta hot, but you don't have to shovel it off your driveway. Anonymous

Being in a good frame of mind helps keep one in the picture of health. Anonymous

Make your optimism come true. Anonymous

I wish I was a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. 'Cos how can you be grumpy When the sun shines out your bum! Anonymous

Why not learn to enjoy the little things - there are so many of them. Anonymous

All bicycles weigh fifty pounds. A thirty-pound bicycle needs a twenty-pound lock. A forty-pound bicycle needs a ten-pound lock. A fifty-pound bicycle doesn't need a lock. Anonymous

Skin does not equal sin. Anonymous

Breast milk is better than any udder milk! Anonymous

Breastfeeding is best. Anonymous

A primary role of the father is to teach the baby that love and comfort are not necessarily associated with food. Anonymous

A healthy mind has an easy breath. Anonymous

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. Anonymous

You can avoid having ulcers by adapting to the situation: If you fall in the mud puddle, check your pockets for fish. Anonymous

There is no halftime for cheerleaders! Anonymous

He who sleeps in the raw, is in for a nude awakening. Anonymous

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend. Anonymous

I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference. Anonymous

Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before. Anonymous

Don't drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon. Anonymous

Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee. Anonymous

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. Anonymous

A picture is worth a thousand words but it takes 3,000 times the disk space. Anonymous

My computer kept beating the pants off me at chess, until I discovered that it was no match against me at kickboxing. Anonymous

I wish life had an Undo function. Anonymous

Computers must be female. No one but the creator understands their internal logic. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. The message Bad command or file name is about as informative as, If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. Anonymous

Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day. Anonymous

Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance. Anonymous

Socrates learned to dance when he was seventy because he felt that an essential part of himself had been neglected. Anonymous

Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile. Anonymous

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. Anonymous

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Anonymous

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. Anonymous

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why. Anonymous

Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones. Anonymous

Deep within the winter forest among the snowdrift wide You can find a magic place where all the fairies hide.... Anonymous

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. Anonymous

Women belong in the house... and the Senate. Anonymous

Don't fling your butt beside the trail and we won't fling your butt in jail. Anonymous

You might be a firefighter if climbing the corporate ladder has nothing to do with career advancement. Anonymous

You might be a firefighter if the microwave goes off and you run out of the house thinking it was your pager. Anonymous

Fishing is the sport of drowning worms. Anonymous

Even if you've been fishing for three hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm. Anonymous

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