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Drink and drive, the police will show you some new bars. Anonymous
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The Oriole weds his mottled mate, The Lily weds the bee; Heaven's marriage ring is round the earth, Let me bind thee? Anonymous
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The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad! Anonymous
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It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class. Anonymous
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I hope your dreams take you to the corners of your smiles, to the highest of your hopes, to the windows of your opportunities, and to the most special places your heart has ever known. Anonymous
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We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails. Anonymous
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Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. Anonymous
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They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk. Anonymous
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When you get to your wits end, you will find, God lives there. Anonymous
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You must be at the end of your rope. I felt a tug. Anonymous
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My patriotic heart beats red, white, and blue. Anonymous
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I must do something always solves more problems than Something must be done. Anonymous
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You can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell where he is going. Anonymous
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When I am with you, the only place I want to be is closer. Anonymous
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Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don't want to press your luck. Anonymous
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Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter Lullabies, dreams, and love ever after. Poems and songs with pipes and drums A thousand welcomes when anyone comes. Anonymous
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It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. Anonymous
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When we're together or when we're apart, you're first in my thoughts and first in my heart. Anonymous
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Volunteers do it for free. Anonymous
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I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped! Anonymous
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
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There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. Anonymous
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I pledge allegiance to the earth and to the flora, fauna and human life that it supports, one planet indivisible, with safe air, water & soil, economic justice, equal rights and peace for all. Anonymous
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Angels can fly directly into the heart of the matter. Anonymous
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Wear your own skin. Anonymous
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Arizona looks like a battle on Mars. Anonymous
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You know you live in Phoenix when the cold-water faucet is hotter than the hot-water faucet. Anonymous
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A hundred ten in the shade is sorta hot, but you don't have to shovel it off your driveway. Anonymous
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Being in a good frame of mind helps keep one in the picture of health. Anonymous
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Make your optimism come true. Anonymous
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I wish I was a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. 'Cos how can you be grumpy When the sun shines out your bum! Anonymous
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Why not learn to enjoy the little things - there are so many of them. Anonymous
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All bicycles weigh fifty pounds. A thirty-pound bicycle needs a twenty-pound lock. A forty-pound bicycle needs a ten-pound lock. A fifty-pound bicycle doesn't need a lock. Anonymous
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Skin does not equal sin. Anonymous
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Breast milk is better than any udder milk! Anonymous
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Breastfeeding is best. Anonymous
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A primary role of the father is to teach the baby that love and comfort are not necessarily associated with food. Anonymous
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A healthy mind has an easy breath. Anonymous
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When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. Anonymous
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You can avoid having ulcers by adapting to the situation: If you fall in the mud puddle, check your pockets for fish. Anonymous
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There is no halftime for cheerleaders! Anonymous
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He who sleeps in the raw, is in for a nude awakening. Anonymous
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Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend. Anonymous
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I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference. Anonymous
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Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before. Anonymous
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Don't drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon. Anonymous
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Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee. Anonymous
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Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. Anonymous
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A picture is worth a thousand words but it takes 3,000 times the disk space. Anonymous
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My computer kept beating the pants off me at chess, until I discovered that it was no match against me at kickboxing. Anonymous
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I wish life had an Undo function. Anonymous
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Computers must be female. No one but the creator understands their internal logic. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. The message Bad command or file name is about as informative as, If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. Anonymous
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Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day. Anonymous
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Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance. Anonymous
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Socrates learned to dance when he was seventy because he felt that an essential part of himself had been neglected. Anonymous
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Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile. Anonymous
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The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. Anonymous
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Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Anonymous
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. Anonymous
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One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why. Anonymous
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Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones. Anonymous
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Deep within the winter forest among the snowdrift wide You can find a magic place where all the fairies hide.... Anonymous
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A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. Anonymous
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Women belong in the house... and the Senate. Anonymous
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Don't fling your butt beside the trail and we won't fling your butt in jail. Anonymous
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You might be a firefighter if climbing the corporate ladder has nothing to do with career advancement. Anonymous
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You might be a firefighter if the microwave goes off and you run out of the house thinking it was your pager. Anonymous
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Fishing is the sport of drowning worms. Anonymous
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Even if you've been fishing for three hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm. Anonymous
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Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray. Anonymous
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