Anonymous Quotes & Wallpapers

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If the world was flat I'd probably swim off it. Anonymous

Oxygen is overrated. Anonymous

Chlorine: the breakfast of champions! Anonymous

Think before you ink! Anonymous

The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them. Anonymous

Tea is a cup of life. Anonymous

Our job is not to make up anybody's mind, but to open minds and to make the agony of the decision-making so intense you can escape only by thinking. Anonymous

One cannot think crooked and walk straight. Anonymous

God touched our hearts so deep inside, our special blessing multiplied. Anonymous

Not double trouble, but twice blessed. Anonymous

The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see. Anonymous

Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends. Anonymous

Vegetarians taste better. Anonymous

Some folks wear their halos much too tight. Anonymous

How can you explain that you need to know that the trees are still there, and the hills and the sky? Anyone knows they are. How can you say it is time your pulse responded to another rhythm, the rhythm of the day and the season instead of the hour and the minute? No, you cannot explain. So you walk. Anonymous

If you pick 'em up, O Lord, I'll put 'em down. Anonymous

What this planet needs is more mistletoe and less missile-talk. Anonymous

Join the Army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill them. Anonymous

Whether the weather be fine, Whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold, Whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather, Whatever the whether, Whether we like it or not Anonymous

Even the richest soil, if left uncultivated will produce the rankest weeds. Anonymous

The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart. Anonymous

Behind every great woman is a guy looking at her ass. Anonymous

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. Anonymous

Equal Justice Under Law. Anonymous

The Roman Pontiff, when he speaks ex cathedra, that is, when... he defines a doctrine regarding faith or morals to be held by the universal church is, by the divine assistance promised to him in Blessed Peter, possessed of that infallibility with which the divine Redeemer [Jesus] wills that His church should be endowed. Anonymous

Today we were unlucky. But remember, we have only to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always. Anonymous

To the greater glory of God. Anonymous

Forgive us for frantic buying and selling; for advertising the unnecessary and coveting the extravagant, and calling it good business when it is not good for you. Anonymous

An expert knows all the answers - if you ask the right questions. Anonymous

Love is when you don't have to be with another person to touch their heart! Anonymous

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing. Anonymous

What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator. Anonymous

Rank imposes obligation. Anonymous

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... Anonymous

WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue. Anonymous

One who looks for a friend without faults will have none. Anonymous

The only thing bad about a holiday is it is followed by a non-holiday. Anonymous

You don't know how much you know until you know how much you don't know. Anonymous

Life is a bed of water filling from many springs and we seem not to know when one gushing flow will oe'r flood the banks only to be succeeded by a drought. Anonymous

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give - which is everything. Anonymous

You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. Anonymous

The human mind is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound. Anonymous

For a mother is the only person on earth Who can divide her love among ten children And each child still have all her love. Anonymous

Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address. Anonymous

The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it. Anonymous

Great love and great achievements involve great risk. Anonymous

You can not do all the good the world needs, but the world needs all the good you can do. Anonymous

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. Anonymous

I will attained victory by God and my sword. Anonymous

All it takes is all you got. Anonymous

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. Anonymous

A tomb now suffices him for whom the whole world was not sufficient. Anonymous

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. Anonymous

They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now. Anonymous

Feelings are everywhere - be gentle. Anonymous

I always knew I would look back at the times I'd cried and laugh, but I never knew that I'd look back at the times I'd laughed and cry. Anonymous

A vulgar mind is proud in prosperity and humble in adversity. A noble mind is humble in prosperity and proud in adversity. Anonymous

Live virtuously, and you cannot not die too soon, or live too long. Anonymous

Each today, well-lived, makes yesterday a dream of happiness and each tomorrow a vision of hope. Look, therefore, to this one day, for it and it alone is life. Anonymous

Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest. Anonymous

Do it now. Then it's done. Anonymous

Activity and sadness are incompatible. Anonymous

No rules for success will work if you don't. Anonymous

Keep your head and your heart going in the right direction and you will not have to worry about your feet. Anonymous

If your sword's too short, add to its length by taking one step forward. Anonymous

You can't plow a field by turning it over in your mind. Anonymous

However far your travels take you, you will never find the girl who smiles out at you from the travel brochure. Anonymous

Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the demand. Anonymous

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Anonymous

When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong. Anonymous

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