Anonymous Quotes & Wallpapers

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Horses lend us the wings we lack. Anonymous

Dust is just a country accent. Anonymous

Thank God for dirty dishes, they have a tale to tell; while others may go hungry, we're eating very well. Anonymous

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. Anonymous

Have you hugged yourself today? Anonymous

A hug is two hearts wrapped in arms. Anonymous

Hugging has no unpleasant side effects and is all natural. There are no batteries to replace, it's inflation-proof and non-fattening with no monthly payments. It's non-taxable, non-polluting, and is, of course, fully refundable. Anonymous

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anonymous

The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished. Anonymous

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. Anonymous

I'm creative - you can't expect me to be neat too. Anonymous

Hooked on Internet? Help is a just a click away. Anonymous

The Internet is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills. Anonymous

It was a typical net.exercise - a screaming mob pounding on a greasy spot on the pavement, where used to lie the carcass of a dead horse. Anonymous

Mysterious opals contain the wonders of the skies - sparkling rainbows, fireworks, and lightning, shifting and moving in their depths. Anonymous

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. Anonymous

There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile. Anonymous

Kisses are like tears, the only real ones are the ones you can't hold back. Anonymous

We seem as a nation to be suffering from a mania for play. The huge development of pleasure-chasing automobiles merely symbolizes our universal restless eagerness to be running after something, anything, that we can classify as diversion. Under pressure from tormenting constituents our legislatures are piling up holidays. And the cry of labor everywhere is Cut down hours; cut down hours, until it seems as if brief, tired minutes were all that would be left for work. The obvious deduction is that work is always something to be got rid of, as if it were a curse. Yet life is work. Anonymous

The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian pahks his cah, the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to warsh his car and invest in erl wells. Anonymous

A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners and unexplored crannies of the system that are unresponsive to most other exercise methods. Anonymous

It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down to your hips. Anonymous

Having spent the better part of my life trying either to relive the past or experience the future before it arrives, I have come to believe that in between these two extremes is peace. Anonymous

Sometimes it is useful to know how large your zero is. Anonymous

How many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards? You can subtract it as many times as you want, and it leaves 76 every time. Anonymous

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. Anonymous

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. Anonymous

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. Anonymous

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. Anonymous

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. Anonymous

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. Anonymous

Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly. Anonymous

Veni, Vidi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around. Anonymous

Useful and ornamental needlework, knitting, and netting are capable of being made, not only sources of personal gratification, but of high moral benefit, and the means of developing in surpassing loveliness and grace, some of the highest and noblest feelings of the soul. Anonymous

Grandma quilts have love in every stitch. Anonymous

When you're a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. Anonymous

The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed. Anonymous

No one is perfect... that's why pencils have erasers. Anonymous

Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet. Anonymous

When you're climbing the ladder, don't forget the rungs. Anonymous

The goal is not to change your subjects, but for the subject to change the photographer. Anonymous

Buying a Nikon doesn't make you a photographer. It makes you a Nikon owner. Anonymous

They turned the country up on its side, and everything loose fell into California. Anonymous

Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer. Anonymous

It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature. Anonymous

A politician is known by the promises he keeps. Anonymous

A picture, it is said, is worth a thousand words, but cannot a few well-spoken words convey as many pictures? Anonymous

I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions. Anonymous

Safety means first aid to the uninjured. Anonymous

When you gamble with safety, you bet your life. Anonymous

Safety glasses: making foresight 20/20. Anonymous

Safety isn't expensive, its priceless. Anonymous

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. Anonymous

Scrapbooking is cheaper than a therapist. Anonymous

I've been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear. Anonymous

We can only appreciate the miracle of a sunrise if we have waited in the darkness. Anonymous

You know you're a skydiver when you try to convince the flight attendant on a commercial flight that you really would be much more comfortable sitting on the floor. Anonymous

Jump pilots have an open door policy. Anonymous

You know you're a skydiver when your fiancee thinks you're going to Paris on your honeymoon and you thought you actually convinced her to honeymoon in Perris. Anonymous

You know you're a skydiver when you don't remember your anniversary or your mother's birthday, but you know down to the second how much accumulated free fall time you have. Anonymous

All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. Anonymous

The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment. Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth? Anonymous

If you aren't crashing, you aren't skiing. Anonymous

A smile confuses an approaching frown. Anonymous

If you smile at someone, they might smile back. Anonymous

A smile is like tight underwear - it makes your cheeks go up. Anonymous

A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile. Anonymous

A smile can brighten the darkest day. Anonymous

It takes a lot of work from the face to let out a smile, but just think what good smiling can bring to the most important muscle of the body... the heart. Anonymous

God didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can? Anonymous

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