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Wine is how classy people get wasted. Anonymous

How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? Anonymous

If you are not enjoying the journey, you probably won't enjoy the destination. Anonymous

It isn't our position but our disposition which makes us happy. Anonymous

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. Anonymous

I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful. Anonymous

To the lamp of love: may it burn brightest in the darkest hours and never flicker in the winds of trial. Anonymous

Abdicate, v.: to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Anonymous

A good book on your shelf is a friend that turns its back on you and remains a friend. Anonymous

If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire deeper insights into what you believe? The things most worth reading are precisely those that challenge our convictions. Anonymous

Book lovers never go to bed alone. Anonymous

Mother knows breast. Anonymous

Breath is Spirit. The act of breathing is Living. Anonymous

All for one and one for all My brother and my friend What fun we have The time we share Brothers 'til the end. Anonymous

There are so many men who can figure costs, and so few who can measure values. Anonymous

The results of quality work last longer than the shock of high prices. Anonymous

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. Anonymous

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. Anonymous

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. Anonymous

I'm not a cheerleader. I'm an athletic supporter. Anonymous

If cheerleading got any easier, it would be called football. Anonymous

Cheerleading is more than a sport; it's an attitude. Anonymous

Man - despite his artistic pretensions, his sophistication, and his many accomplishments - owes his existence to a six inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains. Anonymous

Be a coffee-drinking individual - espresso yourself! Anonymous

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. Anonymous

Herbal tea tastes so much better when it's coffee. Anonymous

Ultimate office automation - networked coffee machines. Anonymous

Coffee: The first peripheral! Anonymous

COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled. Anonymous

If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee. Anonymous

To make a criticism is a bit like complaining about the shape of the Pyramids. Anonymous

Some people can hack it, others can't. Anonymous

Windows is just DOS in drag. Anonymous

A brave arm makes a short sword long. Anonymous

A daughter is a little girl who grows up to be a friend. Anonymous

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. Anonymous

I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it? Anonymous

Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work. Anonymous

People know you for what you've done, not for what you plan to do. Anonymous

Take care of the earth and she will take care of you. Anonymous

The only exercise I take is acting as pall-bearer to my friends who have indulged in strenuous exercise! Anonymous

Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps. Anonymous

The Realm of Fairy is a strange shadow land, lying just beyond the fields we know. Anonymous

Garden fairies come at dawn, Bless the flowers then they're gone. Anonymous

Faith is not without worry or care, but faith is fear that has said a prayer. Anonymous

Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety, or by the handle of faith. Anonymous

If you think it's tough being a firefighter, try being a firefighter's wife. Anonymous

You might be a firefighter if you had to extricate someone by cutting the car doors off on one side and realized there was nothing wrong with the doors on the other side. Anonymous

There are two types of fisherman - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish. Anonymous

The best way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly. Anonymous

A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible. Anonymous

Soup is liquid comfort. Anonymous

No one is free when others are oppressed. Anonymous

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. Anonymous

When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. Anonymous

The best fertilizer is the gardener's shadow. Anonymous

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see - and hits it. Anonymous

We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet. Anonymous

When the horse is dead, get off. Anonymous

Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to God for a faith lift. Anonymous

When we lose God, it is not God who is lost. Anonymous

May thy ball lie in green pastures... and not in still waters. Anonymous

The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. Anonymous

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, Gramma, do you know how you and God are alike? I mentally polished my halo while I asked, No, how are we alike? You're both old, he replied. Anonymous

It's good to be blessed. It's better to be a blessing. Anonymous

A good example has twice the value of good advice. Anonymous

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. Anonymous

Anita Bryant like Anita hole in the head. Anonymous

If you want to ruin the truth, stretch it. Anonymous

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground. Anonymous



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