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Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. Anonymous

The only lesson history has taught us is that man has not yet learned anything from history. Anonymous

Do it this very moment, Don't put it off, There's no use in doing a kindness, if you do it a day too late. Anonymous

The road of life can only reveal itself as it is traveled; each turn in the road reveals a surprise. Man's future is hidden. Anonymous

It never occurs to some politicians that Lincoln is worth imitating as well as quoting. Anonymous

There are usually two sides to every argument but no end. Anonymous

We are made strong by the difficulties we face not by those we evade. Anonymous

Use a gyroscope to demonstrate how, over time, we become fixed in our ways, personalities, and, as a mature person, psychologically resistant to change. With EFFORT, however, we can make changes. We are not today exactly what we were yesterday. We are almost imperceptibly different. We do change with time and we can control to an extent the direction of the changes. Anonymous

Nine out of ten people who change their minds are wrong the second time too. Anonymous

Self mastery comes through denial of the little things. Anonymous

Why were the saints, saints? Because they were cheerful when it was difficult to be cheerful, patient when it was difficult to be patient; and because they pushed on when they wanted to stand still, and kept silent when they wanted to talk, and were agreeable when they wanted to be disagreeable. That was all. It was quite simple and always will be. Anonymous

An expert gossiper knows how much to leave out of a conversation. Anonymous

Truth comes only to a prepared mind. Anonymous

Greensleeves was all my joy, Greensleeves was my delight, Greensleeves was my heart of gold, And who but Lady Greensleeves? Anonymous

Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it. Anonymous

Don't let yourself forget what it's like to be sixteen. Anonymous

A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization. Anonymous

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. Anonymous

Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour. Anonymous

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. Anonymous

A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up. Anonymous

By courage I repel adversity. (Adversa Virtute Repello) Anonymous

Concern should drive us into action and not into depression. Anonymous

Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side. Anonymous

The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off. Anonymous

A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men. Anonymous

Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it. Anonymous

Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society. Anonymous

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. Anonymous

All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. Anonymous

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. Anonymous

Retirement: World's longest coffee break. Anonymous

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. Anonymous

Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Anonymous

True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - but you are there to catch them. Anonymous

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. Anonymous

A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn. Anonymous

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance. Anonymous

Sisters are different flowers from the same garden. Anonymous

I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones. Anonymous

If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me. Anonymous

I climbed up the door and opened the stairs, Said my pajamas and put on my prayers, Then I turned off the bed and crawled into the light All because you kissed me goodnight! Anonymous

Wouldn't life be worth the living Wouldn't dreams be coming true If we kept the Christmas spirit All the whole year through? Anonymous

The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle. Anonymous

If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. Anonymous

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. Anonymous

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Anonymous

Hug a firefighter and feel warm all over. Anonymous

Firefighters are hot stuff! Anonymous

Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye? Anonymous

It's such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother - that's why the world calls her grandmother. Anonymous

When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ?tis near Halloween. Anonymous

Within you I lose myself... Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again. Anonymous

I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you. Anonymous

Missing you could turn from pain to pleasure, if I knew you were missing me too. Anonymous

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. Anonymous

A leader leads by example, whether he intends to or not. Anonymous

Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. Anonymous

Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. Anonymous

Oh, Paddy, dear, an' did ye hear the news that's goin' round? The shamrock is forbid by law to grow on Irish ground! No more St. Patrick's Day we'll keep, his colour can't be seen, For there's a cruel law agin' the Wearin' o' the green. Anonymous

What a teacher writes on the blackboard of life can never be erased. Anonymous

Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. Anonymous

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Anonymous

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others. Anonymous

You know you've reached middle age when a doctor, not a policeman, tells you to slow down, all you exercise are your prerogatives and it takes you longer to rest than to get tired. Anonymous

Age is just a number. Mine is unlisted. Anonymous

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. Anonymous

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. Anonymous

You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps. Anonymous

Here's to a long life and a merry one A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold beer and another one! Anonymous

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