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"Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream - I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one." - Phyllis Diller



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Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream - I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one. - Phyllis Diller #1 Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream - I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one. - Phyllis Diller #2 Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream - I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one. - Phyllis Diller #3 Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream - I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one. - Phyllis Diller #4 Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream - I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one. - Phyllis Diller #5

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